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Natural Harvest

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nicola
Matriarch
LOL:

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
Guest
Lurker
I bout fell off my chair! LOL
nicola
Matriarch
"For desserts, we recommend the donor drink a litre of pineapple juice prior to delivering the ingredients". Ok, I made that one up

Lulu.com is an excellent site for self publishers.
Guest
Lurker
Did you say for "self-pleasers"?
Birdie
Seeker
Okay, just imagine this...Invite like 20 of your good friends to your house for dinner. It has to be like a 6 course dinner. Once everyone is stuffed, invite them all into the kitchen for drinks and just have that book laying out next to the oven. Watch the look of horror that crosses their faces before they try to kill you. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Redwolf
Active Ink Slinger
LMFAO Crying now can't type
Carpe Diem

Red out
Guest
Lurker
No kidding! You would never be able to cook for them again! LOL
Zafia
Lush Legend
Oh Hell Naw Birdie.......LMFAO!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
Serve milkshakes right before that.



Clean up afterwards.
Susan
Active Ink Slinger
LMAO...good one Birdie
Guest
Lurker
Shaking head too funny