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Naughty or Nice for Father Christmas

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
depends on how you define naughty.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by fuzzy1954



Oh NO you don't make a statement like that with out a few lines of your latest actions


last actions, hmm? let's see. fed the cats, ate lunch, clean the cat boxes. those kind of? or...? ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
For some of us, naughty IS nice!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
For some of us, naughty IS nice!


then there's Beth, who turns everything into naughty.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by sprite


then there's Beth, who turns everything into naughty.



It's a gift!
Simplicity
Just me
I thought naughty was the new nice..??‍♀️
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Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Father Christ-Mass, makes no sense to me.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Unknown User
Naughty.
scottob1234
Active Ink Slinger
Just the other day I folded the towels the wrong way and put them away knowing that it would drive my wife crazy. I drank the rest of the milk except about a 1/2 a cup and put the jug back in the fridge.

Then just for the hell of it i made us eggs but took them from various parts of the carton, and mixed her sock drawer up with dress socks and her white sports socks..

Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by scottob1234
Just the other day I folded the towels the wrong way and put them away knowing that it would drive my wife crazy. I drank the rest of the milk except about a 1/2 a cup and put the jug back in the fridge.

Then just for the hell of it i made us eggs but took them from various parts of the carton, and mixed her sock drawer up with dress socks and her white sports socks..




You're just pure evil, aren't you?!
scottob1234
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Beffer



You're just pure evil, aren't you?!


I cant help myself sometimes.

I've thought of leaving the shower curtain open as well, but there's a fine line not to cross.
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Nice for me!! I’m completely innocent
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Somehow, once again I find myself on the Naughty List, I know, you're all as shocked as I am. On the other hand my last official act at work for 2019 was to tell one of the secretaries she was 'slinky'. Perhaps Santa is on to something.
Do you think Mrs Claus has an orgy with the elves while the big guy is delivering presents? Those damn elves always look pretty fucking content if you ask me.