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Zafia
Lush Legend
wow that is so sad......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
I thought that was going to be from The Onion. Man, what a horrible person she must have been.
nicola
Matriarch
That's just sad
Zafia
Lush Legend
Ok you know what this is the pub....so I say we have a drink after that sad ass story....


drinks all around my treat....


....................
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
How awful! I dont care how bad of a mother you were.....there is no need to broadcast it to the whole friggin world!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Lurker
All of you said it was sad so I'm not going to watch.

Zaf, I'll take amaretto on the rocks, please.
Zafia
Lush Legend
I bartend here at the pub as well so while I sip on my French Martini.....


................one Amaretto on the rocks coming up \_/
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
One Tanqueray and tonic, please...with lime.
Birdie
Seeker
That story reminds me of my boss' wife...

I'll take a chocolate martini, please!
techgoddess
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Hey Zaf...make mine a Fuzzy Navel okay?
Thanks!

~~Tech

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

A Rush Of Gold surviving the trek west during the Gold Rush required some clever thinking along the way, especially for newlyweds Andrew and Susanna.

Guest
Lurker
Hi Lil.
Z I'll have a pinot please. Nice dry one.
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by bassguitarbubba
One Tanqueray and tonic, please...with lime.


coming right up.....\_/.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
Hi Lil.
Z I'll have a pinot please. Nice dry one.


ok I have Pinot Grigio, Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris, Pinot Blanc, etc

which one would you like chef?
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
grigio please baby.
techgoddess
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by Zafia
Quote by techgoddess
Hey Zaf...make mine a Fuzzy Navel okay?
Thanks!

~~Tech


did you say something about your navel?........



Mmmmm Hmmmm....

Thanks baby!

~~Tech

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

A Rush Of Gold surviving the trek west during the Gold Rush required some clever thinking along the way, especially for newlyweds Andrew and Susanna.

Guest
Lurker
oooo nice Z.
I will be having one of those this evening as a matter of fact.
Zafia
Lush Legend
[ Mmmmm Hmmmm....
Thanks baby!
~~Tech

So....um....just come over on this end of the bar so we can "talk" before Rocco gets here.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by techgoddess
Mmmmm Hmmmm....
Thanks baby!
~~Tech


So...um...yeah....why don't you come over to this end of the bar so we can "chat" before Rocco gets here........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by techgoddess
Mmmmm Hmmmm....
Thanks baby!
~~Tech


So...um...yeah....why don't you come over to this end of the bar and have another drink and we can "chat" a bit before Rocco gets here........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by techgoddess
Mmmmm Hmmmm....
Thanks baby!
~~Tech


So...um...yeah....why don't you come over to this end of the bar so we can "chat" before Rocco gets here........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
oooo nice Z.
I will be having one of those this evening as a matter of fact.


heyyyy!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
zafia is gonna hit on tech! Zafia is gonna hit on Tech. Zafia is gonna hit on Tech!! La la la la la laaaa!!! Neener neener neener!
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
zafia is gonna hit on tech! Zafia is gonna hit on Tech. Zafia is gonna hit on Tech!! La la la la la laaaa!!! Neener neener neener!


chatting is just chatting chef......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."