Oh God...say it ain't so...I didn't just read this, did I?
"Like a bird gliding over the surface of a Wyoming river rippled by a gentle Spring breeze, his hand passed over her stretch marks."
The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest announced, for the twenty-ninth year running, the worst sentence submitted to its annual race for the most wretched first line of an imaginary novel. The writer of this year's worst opener is professor and admitted punster Sue Fondrie, who teaches in the curriculum and instruction program at University of Wisconsin in Oshkosh. She will receive as her prize "a pittance."
OK...so none of these are actually published novels...but, just the fact that somebody thought of some of these is scary...
Btw...my home state of New Jersey seems fairly well represented...here's the link...
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2011.htm
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May I never become a reviewer on here then if this is the case
