You've thrown the baby out with the bathwater, widened some goalposts, had the odd scrum, but what next?
Share your ridiculous business buzzwords / phrases here alpha pups!
I'm so busy today, I'm going to eat lunch Al Desco.
Golf is a bit like sex when putting never up never in
I love this one:
Head shunting [v.] The secret hiring of a head hunter to persuade an ineffectual employee to take a position at another firm. Nicely eliminates the mess of having to fire someone.
RDB [n.] Rectal DataBase. The origin of ideas that are pulled out of one's ass.
Nicola, you need to get your ducks in a row
Aye, and make sure you're all singing from the same hymn sheet
Ahhh....I see the fuck up fairy has been here.
(Boss laughed his ass off last time I said that. Followed by, Don't ever say that again.)
Just wanted to make sure we were "on the same page"
"Monday morning quarterbacking."
Let's all "think outside the box"
I can't seem to stop thinking of that "Box" Lushed & Succulent
Where's Tim, he's supposed to be chairing this meeting?
I don't know, he must have done a "Kinghorn".
Thinking in a circle is always outside of the box.
Triangles are thinking outside of the box too!
P.S.(It's called a 3-way)
Here's your mission. You have to work one of the following phrases into a meeting this week, then let us know how it was received:
"brand extensible relationships"
"benchmark seamless systems"
"matrix best-of-breed technologies"
"strategize frictionless convergence"
"transition value-added schemas"
"implement clicks-and-mortar infomediaries"
Another good one. Let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.
Lets roll it always gets things moveing
It looks like it was nothing more than a paid ad for the company Microsoft consulted.