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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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nicola
Matriarch
I have the latest Dylan Double Album. There's a great quote in there, "real friends stab you in the front."

Comedic genius.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by nicola
I have the latest Dylan Double Album. There's a great quote in there, "real friends stab you in the front."

Comedic genius.

Yep. I got to see/hear Dylan when he was touring with Paul Simon a few years ago. It was damn near a religious experience for me.

Shameless is on a roll. Here, on the house. Don't want you to get overheated.


Now everyone go wish Rocco a Happy Birthday on Necho's Pub thread.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Shameless...I'm not sure I like the way your girlfriend is looking at me...
I think I've been here too long...I need to get home, wherever that is...someone call me a cab...
Later,
Alan.

BTW, Rumple...I've never seen Dylan...then again he's probably never seen me either...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Guest
Lurker
Well ,, this is how we it starts ,, and ends , but look at what goes on in between !!
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, world. Happy first day of Lent.

Man, the screwdriver that blonde is holding sure looks good.

Coffee's on. I made it extra strong for any Mardi Gras celebrants who might need a little boost.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Guest
Lurker
You might just try to talk her out of the bra..
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
What this joint needs, in addition to some paying customers, is a picture to hang on the wall behind the bar with some gal all sprawled out in her birthday suit--sorta like what you'd see in an old-West saloons.

My thought was to crank up a poll so folks could vote all democratic-like, but apparently you can only do that when starting a new thread. Just more evidence that like is indeed cruel to the young and beautiful, and a total bitch to the rest of us. So it looks like you'll have to express your opinions in a post.

If anyone's interested, there could be other rounds featuring, for instance: movie stars, paintings, heck, Shameless could put one together in his sleep. Come to think of it, he probably does. Anyways-how, today's five entries are all Playboy Playmates of the Month from the mid-60's.

Vote early and vote often.
















Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Guest
Lurker
Lets start way back
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
#4 works... when does the lunch buffett open?
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Alan, it's good to see you getting into the true Chicago-style democratic spirit.

Algol, I applaud your voting for #4 and giving us a fine write-in candidate.

Shameless, while the quality of your nominees is, of course, beyond reproach, they may be just a bit too vertical for traditional saloon art.

Speaking of art, can anyone explain why the models are usually posed with their heads on the left side? There are exceptions such as Algol's fine write-in candidate, but most are aligned with head left, feet right.

note: As always at RUMPLATIONS, knowledge is not needed to reply.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
These questions are getting awfully deep here Mr. Foreskin...if I can get a grant to do the research, I could probably do a relatively accurate scientific study on the left-head alignment theory and have it ready for peer review within a five year period...just a small matter of appropriate funding...
If you can pull some strings...let me know...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Guest
Lurker
Figured this one was better in the ol honky tonk bar than club Z hope ya'all like it
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Talk about being bumfuzzled; you see, the thing is I know, jusst know, my last post has vanished. It was, of course, a once-in-a-lifetime piece of prose posting brillaince that would, no doubt, have earned me a Pulitzer nomination, at the very least. (insert sad smiley)

Morning, Lushketeers. There's fresh pot of coffee and a collection of vintage doughnuts down at the end of the bar.

At some point in your busy life today, pause for a moment to remember that great aviation pioneer, Ollie, who on this day 80 short years ago, became the first bovine-type cow to fly in an airplane. What effect this event had on that days milk outpu (if any) iremains one of life's great mysteries.

TODAY'S SPECIAL: In honor of Mary Tudor's 496 birthday, Bloody Marys will be 2-for-1 all day.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...you said your last post here vanished? Things have been known to vanish around here without a trace...I've noticed that about Lush...great place to dispose of a body...oops, I didn't say that...
I did a few audios last week...one story and three poems...now, I noticed there is only the story and two poems up...the third audio for "I've Been To Lush Stories" has vanished without a trace...
I am afraid to ask what I did wrong...but, I am sure it is something...
You say Bloody Marys are half priced??? Give me a five gallon container to go...by the time I finish that, I should have enough courage to inquire about my missing audio...
If anyone sees it...let me know...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
(Rumple finishes rinnsing out the five one-gal jugs he used for Alan's Bloody Mary order and wonders if the A-Man will show up today. - brews a pot of cdark-roast coffee - finds some doughnut holes uner the bar - puts same and coffee at the end of the bar - and begins to read paper.)

Morning, pilgrims. Big news here in Austin town is the guy who flew his plane into an office bu8ilding that housed the regional office of the US Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Guess the guy wasn't expecting any tax refund this year.

He managed to kill himself along with one person in the building and mess-up several more. Before taking off on his one-way flight, he set fire to his own house and left a major rante-and-rave againt the IRS on the web.

Here's the thing--this guy was a computer geek--owned a software company that had just gone bankrupt. Anyway, if you run into Gav today, take my advice and treat him REAL nice-like. Know what I mean?

Here's a final note about my Super Bowl Saints. Wynton Marselus is a New Orleans native and a certifiable genius. He premiered this jazz-rap tribute to the Saints during the SB pre-game show on CBS. Enjoy.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Good morn'n, that’s too bad the guy had to mess up other folks lives when he took himself out.

Tiger is going to hold a press conference today I guessing no big surprises coming out of that. Can I get one of those bloody mary’s Allen hasn’t picked up yet?

Where has Mami been I have not see her around this week…

I better get to work...can I get that Mary to go please...
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Al. Here's a double Bloody Mary to go. May it brighten your work day.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Hey Rump, do you mind posting this near the billiards room, men's room entry or jukebox? I'm seeking some extra income and a decent renter for the next few months.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by Exakta66
I did a few audios last week...one story and three poems...now, I noticed there is only the story and two poems up...the third audio for "I've Been To Lush Stories" has vanished without a trace...
I am afraid to ask what I did wrong...but, I am sure it is something...
You say Bloody Marys are half priced??? Give me a five gallon container to go...by the time I finish that, I should have enough courage to inquire about my missing audio...
If anyone sees it...let me know...
Later,
Alan.


Well folks, see what you make of this and put yourself in the position of a site owner.

Alan submits an audio story, and one of the first lines is:

"I actually have this poem up on 6 other sites."

I've Been To Lush Stories

I’ve been to Lush Stories and I want to make clear,
You can believe that I’ll stay right here.
My landing here was innocent enough,
Just wanted to read some fantasy stuff,
Get my degree in sexual thought,
See if it’s the same as what I was taught.


So Alan has substituted the words "Lush Stories" @ 6 other sites already, and submitted his poem there.

"I’ve been to Lusty Library and I want to make clear,"

"I’ve been to Literotica and I want to make clear,"

Hardly original is it?

Really must make site owners at these different places delighted to have you around, the level of loyalty you show.

I have no issues at all with people submitting their stories to every site out there, I would rather not have people mentioning it in audio stories, that's all. You have a history of doing these kind of things.

Sorry for the off topic distraction Rumple, I'm pretty sure you can see this side of the coin and why it needed answering here.

Make mine an Espresso.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
One expresso coming up. Would you like me to add a shot of brandy to give it a little character?

There's nothing off-topic in this honky-tonk. Truth be told, the real challenge is figuring out what's on-topic .

WMM, the sppirti of free enterprise is sick and hanging on for dear life.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I had a pic of some of Rumple's patrons. Thought it might be nice hanging somewhere.
nicola
Matriarch
That saloon is wonderful Chef, just how I pictured this place (in the evenings).