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The Right Rev of Lush
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It's time for another set of preliminary contestants for the coveted honor of being, The Lady Lounging In A Picture on the Wall Behind the Bar (LLOWBB).
Those too hungover and/or otherwise addlepated to recall, here is last week's winner:
This week's entries are all paintings by Alberto Vargas.
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5.
Vote earyl and, if so moved, often.
Best I can tell, there's a three-way tie for first place. Cast your ballot(s).
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Lushsters. There's coffee and kolaches down at the other end of the bar,. Don't make a mess and clean up afterward. And while you're there, be sure to go "Ooh," and even, "Ah," over the bar's new lava lamp.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Thanks, Shameless. IMHO, she a little wet behind the ears, among other places, but has potential. I have her scheduled for a, uh, interview this afternoon.
By the by, while checking out the most agreeable music on your profile, I noticed that photo you labeled, A Member of the Family. What i'm curious about, is whether the subject is kin on your side of the family.
Which reminds me, and this is just 'tween you and me, okay, three of the nudes in my profile are cousins of mine.
Rumple Foreskin
By the by, while checking out the most agreeable music on your profile, I noticed that photo you labeled, A Member of the Family. What i'm curious about, is whether the subject is kin on your side of the family.
Which reminds me, and this is just 'tween you and me, okay, three of the nudes in my profile are cousins of mine.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
You know, I kinda think I like picture number 5...
But, of course, if Shameless's friend gets hired...who needs pictures on the wall???
Later,
Alan.
But, of course, if Shameless's friend gets hired...who needs pictures on the wall???
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Constant Gardener
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, Lushsters. There's coffee and kolaches down at the other end of the bar,. Don't make a mess and clean up afterward.
I hope I'm not too late to snag a plum kolache
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
The Right Rev of Lush
Shameless, you reminded of a line by old Bill Faulkner, "A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once."
WMM, there's a few with sausage and jalapenos left. Help yourself.
Rumple Foreskin
WMM, there's a few with sausage and jalapenos left. Help yourself.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Active Ink Slinger
just popping in for a couple shots of rum to deal with all of life bull shit and I am missing all my lush friends
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Active Ink Slinger
just popping in for a couple shots of rum to deal with all of life bull shit and I am missing all my lush friends
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Active Ink Slinger
Good morning everyone, a black coffee please, Hey Mami glad you could stop in! I think Rumple has a bottle of Pyrat tucked away back there that should make you feel better.
Winter has descended on us and apparently is going to stick around for a while here in Michigan, not that bad really it just took until February to show up lol...
Rumple how’s the contest count going for picture for the back bar?
Winter has descended on us and apparently is going to stick around for a while here in Michigan, not that bad really it just took until February to show up lol...
Rumple how’s the contest count going for picture for the back bar?
Algol
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Quote by redhotmommacita
just popping in for a couple shots of rum to deal with all of life bull shit and I am missing all my lush friends
Mention sexy redheads and look who shows up.
Hope those real-life issues get laid to rest and you're back here where you belong a lot more often. (Did the rum help?)
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Morning, one and all. It's even cold here in Austin-town--I'd rather not imagine what's its like north of here--so I made the coffee extra strong and hot. Brandy and other spirits are available for those who feel there java needs a bit of anti-freeze. No breakfast goodies this morning, unless you ocunt me, of course, but there is a two-for-one special on pork skins and beef jerky,.
eta: Morning, Al. Here's your coffee. Didn't notice you come in being as how I was busy concocting my previous pearls of wisdom.
(thought for the day: Has there ever been a Lush story with some variation of the word, "concoct" in the title?)
eta2: Being very hard-of-seeing, I relate to Mr. Magoo. Since today's the birthday of his voice, Jim Backus, the new AV seemed called for.
Rumple Foreskin
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Constant Gardener
I've been formulating one which takes place inside a state prison...I was going to title it:
Con Cocked
close enough?
Con Cocked
close enough?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Should be a bestseller.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Quote by RumpleForeskinThat man Bill Faulkner is a wise man .. !!
Shameless, you reminded of a line by old Bill Faulkner, "A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once."
WMM, there's a few with sausage and jalapenos left. Help yourself.
Rumple Foreskin
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...I read about the pork jerky and beef rind breakfast special...can I get that with a side of bourbon, please???
I need a drink, spent most of last night writing my contest story "Rising Like The Tide"...not that I would stop by here just to pimp my latest story or anything...I really wanted to see you guys and say hello...
Just thought since I was here I'd mention that my contest story "Rising Like The Tide" should post later...and if it is cold out, and you got nothing better to do, feel free to read it and, of course, rate it a 5...
That's all have a nice day...
But, really, I could use the bourbon...you can keep the pork rinds...got my own...
Later,
Alan.
I need a drink, spent most of last night writing my contest story "Rising Like The Tide"...not that I would stop by here just to pimp my latest story or anything...I really wanted to see you guys and say hello...
Just thought since I was here I'd mention that my contest story "Rising Like The Tide" should post later...and if it is cold out, and you got nothing better to do, feel free to read it and, of course, rate it a 5...
That's all have a nice day...
But, really, I could use the bourbon...you can keep the pork rinds...got my own...
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
Greetings, Alan Glad to you made it back. Here's a double shot of R.V. Winkle to ease your spirits while waiting for your contest entry, "Rising Like the Tide," to be posted.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by chefkathleen
Something warm for me Mr. Magoo. I mean Rump. It's turned cold here in the sunny south.
One Hot Rum Toddy coming up, chef.
We had a little snow on the ground a couple days ago. Since East Luckenbach is on about the same latitude as Jacksonville, Phoenix, and LA, it's not a common event around here.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
A T-G-I-F good morning to all good, and especially bad, Lushketters. There's coffee and a plate of biscuits and sausage over on the pool table, It's all free--just drop a dollar or two in the nearest pocket to cover shipping and handling charges.
Hear there's more snow coming for the NE. Don't know about the rest of that area, but I can testify that winters in NYC are a bitch. The only question being is the word capitalized or lower case.
Speaking of words of wisdom, has anyone entered the writing contest beside Sassy and Alan? If not--why not? Don't let lack of talent or skill scare you off. Just look at who won the the last contest. Proof positive that EVERYONE has a chance.
Anyway, when you do enter the contest, feel free to stop by to piss and moan about single-digit IQ voters, crude and/or rude comments, or any of the other woes that afflict contest writers. (Not that this crowd will pay you any more attention, you understand)
Rumple Foreskin
Hear there's more snow coming for the NE. Don't know about the rest of that area, but I can testify that winters in NYC are a bitch. The only question being is the word capitalized or lower case.
Speaking of words of wisdom, has anyone entered the writing contest beside Sassy and Alan? If not--why not? Don't let lack of talent or skill scare you off. Just look at who won the the last contest. Proof positive that EVERYONE has a chance.
Anyway, when you do enter the contest, feel free to stop by to piss and moan about single-digit IQ voters, crude and/or rude comments, or any of the other woes that afflict contest writers. (Not that this crowd will pay you any more attention, you understand)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN