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DirtyMartini
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Hey Rump...Thanks for the words of wisdom...and the sausages. How old are these, btw??? What happened, the dog refused these???
I have never let talent or lack of skill deter me in anything sexual...why should it stop me writing sex stories...
Yes, if I can do it...I would have to guess anyone can...
About those sausages man...jeez....
Later,
Alan.

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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Oh, BTW...did I mention that anyone who reads my contest story Rising Like The Tide and rates it a 5, will get a free drink from me at Rumplebations...just tell Rumple to put it on my tab.
Actually, you don't even have to read it...just give it a 5 or better and tell Rumple that Alan sent you...he might even let you in...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush


Quote by RumpleForeskin
A T-G-I-F good morning to all good, and especially bad, Lushketters. There's coffee and a plate of biscuits and sausage over on the pool table, It's all free--just drop a dollar or two in the nearest pocket to cover shipping and handling charges.

Hear there's more snow coming for the NE. Don't know about the rest of that area, but I can testify that winters in NYC are a bitch. The only question being is the word capitalized or lower case.

Speaking of words of wisdom, has anyone entered the writing contest beside Sassy and Alan? If not--why not? Don't let lack of talent or skill scare you off. Just look at who won the the last contest. Proof positive that EVERYONE has a chance.

Anyway, when you do enter the contest, feel free to stop by to piss and moan about single-digit IQ voters, crude and/or rude comments, or any of the other woes that afflict contest writers. (Not that this crowd will pay you any more attention, you understand)


Quote by Exakta66
Hey Rump...Thanks for the words of wisdom...and the sausages. How old are these, btw??? What happened, the dog refused these???
I have never let talent or lack of skill deter me in anything sexual...why should it stop me writing sex stories...
Yes, if I can do it...I would have to guess anyone can...
About those sausages man...jeez....


Aw, stop you nuttin' and achin' about dem sausages, Alan, I'm told the US Olympic hockey team think they're first-rate.

Now go admire my new AV and keep chewing.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: SAGE WISDOME, COUSEL, &/or ADVICE
To: all contest entrants
From: lit' ol' moi
Msg: Add a link to your contest entry in your signature line--makes things easier and quicker for potential voters
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Actually the new AV pic is nice...but the sausages, hmmm...I'm not saying they're hard or anything, but you could probably use them to etch glass...some things just don't get better with age...sausages and potatoe salad are two things that come to mind...
Oh, btw...did I mention I have a contest story posted??? Rising Like The Tide
Couldn't remember whether I mentioned it or not...
My memory is not what it used to be...then again, a lot of things aren't...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
I like Magoo’s replacement Rumple, very nice... Does anyone know if it gets cold in Costa Rica?
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Algol
I like Magoo’s replacement Rumple, very nice... Does anyone know if it gets cold in Costa Rica?

Nope, but hum a few bars and I'll try to follow along on bass.

Morning, Al. Help yourself to biscuits and sausage, though Alan claims they must be from the American Dental AAssoc..

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Elwood has a song about those biscuits...
Algol
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...when my man Shameless stops by...he's drinking today on me....just put it on my tab, I'll pay you on Tuesday...
The man actually read, voted and commented on my fine addition to the competition arena, also known as Rising Like The Tide
You're a good man Shameless...I don't care what Rumple says about you...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Birds of a feather ,, Alan ..
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
Birds of a feather ,, Alan ..

Ture, but opposites attract.

Morning, Shameless. What'll you have?

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Damn system only lets you vote once for a story; what a rip. Around here,folks can vote as often as they want in the LLOWBB (lady lunging on wall behind bar) contest.

ea2: Last week's winner and this week entries are on page 14)
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by shameless009
Birds of a feather ,, Alan ..

Ture, but opposites attract.

Morning, Shameless. What'll you have?

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Damn system only lets you vote once for a story; what a rip. Around here,folks can vote as often as they want in the LLOWBB (lady lunging on wall behind bar) contest.

ea2: Last week's winner and this week entries are on page 14)


Page 14 already...damn, Rumple...think of all the storage space on the Lush servers you've used up...they might raise your rent for this hole...
I want to thank you for taking the time out of your busy bar owner schedule to actually read, rate and comment on my contest story, eh, what's it called??? Oh yeah...Rising Like The Tide
And yes, I agree it's a crying shame you can only vote on a story once...put a word in with management about that when you get a chance...
Thanks again.
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Morning Rump. Did you enter the contest?
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by chefkathleen
Morning Rump. Did you enter the contest?

Nope. Since by the grace of God and the Continental Congress I somehow managed to win the last contest, I'm out of the running for six months. While on the sideline, I'll be doing my part by giving unasked for advice and generally big-dogging around, in my usual modest, self-effacing way, of course.

Alsn, speaking of over-stuffed servers, did you notice how Gav switched servers after this joint got started?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by chefkathleen
Morning Rump. Did you enter the contest?

Nope. Since by the grace of God and the Continental Congress I somehow managed to win the last contest, I'm out of the running for six months. While on the sideline, I'll be doing my part by giving unasked for advice and generally big-dogging around, in my usual modest, self-effacing way, of course.

Alsn, speaking of over-stuffed servers, did you notice how Gav switched servers after this joint got started?

Another fine video, Shameless.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Good afternoon... Rumple my friend, how about a big bowl of gumbo and a turbo dog while I read Alan’s new story. I heard he was buying a few fingers of van winkle for the vote.
Algol
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by chefkathleen
Morning Rump. Did you enter the contest?

Nope. Since by the grace of God and the Continental Congress I somehow managed to win the last contest, I'm out of the running for six months. While on the sideline, I'll be doing my part by giving unasked for advice and generally big-dogging around, in my usual modest, self-effacing way, of course.

Alsn, speaking of over-stuffed servers, did you notice how Gav switched servers after this joint got started?

Another fine video, Shameless.

Rumple Foreskin


well poop.
I should have known that
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Chef, odds are you knew, but your mind skipped a groove. Happens a lot around here.

Al, truth be told, I had a bowl of great seafood gumbo last night at a local Cajun dive. I'll send out for some more for the two of us. (Uh, Al, I hate to display my couthlessness, but just 'tween you and me, WTF is a turbo dog?)

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Just started a new thread called, Weally Wretched Writing, over on the Ask The Author forum. It's a place to share samples of the aforementioned type of scribbling that's so bad you can't get it out of your mind--sorta like a Bee Gees song. Here's the sentence that inspired the thread: Very slowly he inched down his underpants and saw her eyes swoop between his legs.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Rumpe, It's Turbodog, not "turbo dog" my mistake...
It is a dark brown ale brewed with Willamette hops and a combination of pale, crystal and chocolate malts it very tastey have one on me buddy goes great with gumbo.
Algol
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Lurker
Sounds like it might be high (OCTANE) .
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
Sounds like it might be high (OCTANE) .

If it's not, a shot or two of 151 proof rum will take care of that problem.

Thanks for the elucidation, Al, and the beer.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Cheers gentleman, Enjoy!
Algol
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Chef, odds are you knew, but your mind skipped a groove. Happens a lot around here.

Al, truth be told, I had a bowl of great seafood gumbo last night at a local Cajun dive. I'll send out for some more for the two of us. (Uh, Al, I hate to display my couthlessness, but just 'tween you and me, WTF is a turbo dog?)

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Just started a new thread called, Weally Wretched Writing, over on the Ask The Author forum. It's a place to share samples of the aforementioned type of scribbling that's so bad you can't get it out of your mind--sorta like a Bee Gees song. Here's the sentence that inspired the thread: Very slowly he inched down his underpants and saw her eyes swoop between his legs.



Hey Rumple...So, what is wrong with that last sentence anyway??? Da shit be soundin' damn good to me...if u no wut I mean? I can see you've been reading my stories again...you can probably find a few examples there...another reason to read my stuff...
Hey, it be like cold outside today...need something strong...wut be dat drink ya'll talkin about???
Hey, if you really got nothing better to do today...read my latest...a love story called Sexual Healing
I have to warn you though, bring your own crying towel for this one...it wuz hard for me to not cry writing it...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Words of wisdom, Alan.




Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Hey is this joint closed on Sundays? Rumple, are you sleeping back there... I'm going to grab a beer and leave a few bucks on the bar...
Algol
Guest
Lurker
Hey Al! Grab one for me. I'll get the peanuts. That table over there is empty. Let's take a load off while we wait for Rump.
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
I'm on it Chef, what would please you... I mean flavor would you like?
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Afternoon, you two. I've been out abiding in the fields, doing good deeds, in this case helping poor falling maidens and all that. Even brought one back to help out in the back room. Says here name is Tondelayo or was it Tonilayou? Anyway, y'all try to make her feel at home, okay?




Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
This place sure does attract gorgeous ladies Rumple...
Algol
Guest
Lurker
Glass of something warm. It's still a bit chilly, even in the sunshine Please. Is that a new waitress or the maid? If it's the maid, my pillows need fluffin.