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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Algol
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pillows need fluffin? what kinda of establishment do you think Rumple is run'n here Chef...lol

Here's a hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps after a few of these perhaps we can talk about the fluffin and getting you warmed up.

It's been a few days since we have had sunshine up here, but if you could use some snow I can help you out.
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Quote by chefkathleen
Glass of something warm. It's still a bit chilly, even in the sunshine Please. Is that a new waitress or the maid? If it's the maid, my pillows need fluffin.

Interesting you should say that. According to her resume, she spent some time out inLA-LA land working in the adult film industry as a "fluffer," you know, helping the male stars look more, uh, impressive..

What about some Irish Coffee, Chef?

Al, this joint does attracc good-looking gals, such as Chef, but some really disreputable guys.

Last chance to vote for this week's winner in the LLOWBB contest. At the moment, number one is leader of the pack.


1.

2.

3.

4.

5.


Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Irish Coffee is fine for this Irish lass. Thanks Rump.
I still like #5. Nice red, just like the Chef.
I heard that the recession didn't hurt the fluffers at all. They have a union that's pretty tough.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Your voting a second time now makes this a dead-heat between one and five.

As for the "fluffer" union, I'm told they have inflationary tendencies.

Need a refill on that Irish Coffee?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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I'm still hooked on #1 Rumple... she real nice.
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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I'm still hooked on #1 Rumple... she real nice.

Yes she is, Al, definitely a keeper. I've had lust in my heart, among other organs, for number three since I was but a callow undergraduate.. But the bottom line is her crease has done her in, so now you and Chef better start hustiling votes for your favs.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Well... Then I have to go with the Redhead and vote for the Redhead...
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Quote by Algol
Well... Then I have to go with the Redhead and vote for the Redhead...

The redhead's redhead does have some pertinent points to ponder.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Alright Alan!!... Have a Woodford Reserve, one of my favorites. Rumple put that on my tab please.
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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a double R.V. Winkle on the rocks and a shot of RVW straight as a chaser. Here you go.

I move we close balloting and declare number five this week's winner. -- Did someone just move to make that by unanimous consent? So ordered. Number five is hereby declared this week's winner. (Democracy may not be dead here at RUMPLATIONS, but it is on life-support.)

Having wrapped things up os soon, I'll task myself with getting the next batch of contestants linen up.

Rumple Forreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
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With entry number five (aka The One-Piece Redhead), having become our second finalist, in the meager-popular, Lady Lounging On the Wall Behind the Bar (LLOWBB) contest, it's nowtime to crank up, Round Three.

This week's entries were all well-known figures (so to speak) in the entertainment industry.

















As always, feel free to vote early and often and for the good of your bar.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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All good stuff, except number 4, which looks to be straddling the 'granny porn' boundary.
DirtyMartini
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Hey Rumple...buy everyone in the house a drink on me...just put it on my tab...I'll pay you back...as soon as I hit the lottery or something, but I'll pay you back...
I'm just feeling good right now that I helped be a part of history in the erotic story site industry...at least as far as that "other" story/chat site where a bunch of us started out goes...when their Hottest Author list updates in a few hours, for the first time in the history of the site, there will be a male member in the top spot...I'm not going to mention any names, but as of 10:37 PM EST he has a 4.804 adjusted average...
And, it looks like xbob will pop onto the number two spot over there with his Ernest persona...
So, actually we did the same thing over there we did here...
But don't worry, it won't last...we'll both get pelted by jerks yielding 1 votes within hours of hitting the list, I'm sure...
Don't mean to get drunk and brag...but hey, isn't that what bars are for???
It does feel good...
On another note...I may have to take a break from this site for a couple of months or so for personal reasons...not sure yet, but if you don't see me for a bit, know that I will be back...
If you can find someone else to pay my bar tab, feel free...
I'll definately be around for at least the next couple days, so you're not getting rid of me that easy...
Later,
Alan.

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#2 ,, with hands and pants down .
Hang in there Alan . ,, Hopefully you can get the personal issues taken care of quickly .
RumpleForeskin
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Morning, Lushketers. Coffee's hot the the doughnuts, while not exactly fresh, do have hotles. Help yourself.

Hope you can hang around, Alan, and if you do have to leave us, you come back soon.

Looks like #1 (Jayne Mansfield) and #2 (Joey Heatherton) have jumped out to an early lead while #4 (Kim Novak) has a strong grip on last place.

As I'm sure all of you are aware, on this day back in 1845, President John Tyler signed a congressional resolution to annex the Republic of Texas. Celebrate accordingly.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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I have to go with the Big Dog on vote #2... Is the contestant pool getting a bit shallow Rumple lol

Alan thanks for the drink, hang in there best of luck to you and hope to see you back soon.

Proprietor, a black coffee and beignet please...
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Morning, Al. Here's your coffee. All we have is old-fashioned round, glazed doughnuts this morning. However, each one come with a free hole. What a deal!

Meanwhile, I'll see if the bar's newest fallen maiden, Toni Delayu, can whup up a batch tomorrow.




Say hello to the nice customer, Toni.

(Psst, Al, better not make any sudden moves, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. You see, there's a missing butcher knife.)

As for the contest talent pool, it's not easy to find lovely lounging ladies. Next weekwill be an open competition with five of my personal favorites. As for the fifth, and probably final, preliminary contest,, I'm open to suggestions and/or submissions.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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I found one who'll keep an eye on the bar...



The glazed doughnut I have to pass this morning... A free hole ya say? ... I'll think about that. lol

Hope you find that knife, Toni's a keeper!
Algol
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Shit ,, this is good!!!
RumpleForeskin
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You do good work, Al.

We can always put on the second shift to relieve Tanya da Tigger (she's bouncy).



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good morning Rumple ,, sure is quiet this morning.
RumpleForeskin
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Yeah, it is quiet this morning, Shameless. I've been in the back giving our new stock girl, Toni Delayu, a few instructions, though I gotta admit she seems pretty experienced when it comes to putting things away. Meanwhile, let's run this up the ol' flagpole and see what salutes.



Anyway, Happy Texas Independence Day to one and all. My cousin Rose is supposed to stop by a bit later to help us celebrate. Meanwhile, there's cowboy coffee and a batch of jalapeno poppers available to get things stirred up.,

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Real good ,, I get a bit concerned when I look this joint over , and I seem to be the only one here.
RumpleForeskin
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Real good ,, I get a bit concerned when I look this joint over , and I seem to be the only one here.

Know what you mean. I'd feel a bit like that somedays when this joint first opened. Now I just keep on truckin'. Lush isn't a Morning in America type site. Still, I'm not complaining. What RUMPLATIONS customer base lacks in quantity, it also lacks in quality--a very nice mix, IMHO.

Anytime you beat me in here, feel free to get the joint cranking. Put on a pot a coffee, feed some slugs into the Wurlitzer, grab a bag of fried pork skins, and make yourself to home.

Oh, yeah, if you leave, be sure to check back in later. I want you to meet my cousin Rose. She should come wheelin' up any time now.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I am looking forward to it !
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Morning Men! Good to see you're still kickin and bitchin like I am! I'm feelin a nice cuppa Joe and a popper this fine Florida morning. Heard there was a player piano in here somewhere. I'd like to see it and crank in a couple of tunes.
I wanna meet Rose too. When does she arrive?
RumpleForeskin
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Morning, Chef. I'm glad to report that Rose finally showed up. Seems she had a flat in her vintage 'Vette just outside Luckenbach but aa truckload of of good ol' boy goat-ropers stopped by and helped her out. Here's a photo of the great change.



Anyway, y'all say howdy to cousin, Rose.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN