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Well now ,, The D.E.A. ,, And folks from The A.T.F. stopped by early yesterday morning ,, And told me that we need to place a few warning signs in this joint. ,,I guess they are required by law. ,, So here they are !!!





I see you found Rumples stash of Viagra...lol Be careful with those Shameless, remember to call the doctor in 4 hours if...Well, you do have an alternatives I recon. Watch out ladies....
Algol
Well I'm new to this fine establishment ... could I order up a Rusty Nail? Talisker for the Scotch and float the Drambuie please.
*snicker* He don't know what kinda place this is. Al? Shameless? Show him the ropes boys. LMAO!
Chef... We're a friendly bunch you can get anything you'd like.
I not had a rusty nail in many years... you want a rusty nail with Talisker? ok...here you go enjoy and welcome.
We also drank J.D. with amaretto floated on top, now that'll kick your butt. I was a lot younger then Feel free to drop a coin or two in the jukebox.
Algol
Well it goes something like This ..




Are you interested??
Good Morning...anybody tending bar this morning? Or, is that just more wishful thinking on my part...
What happened Rumple, the fines for safety code and other assorted violations got so much that you had to abandon the place? Or, did you run off and join the Foreign Legion again?
I wanted to buy a round for the place too...not that I have money or anything, but I wanted to buy a round...you can put it on my tab...
I also wanted to announce that I have officially gone international, if you have not heard...
Check it out, it is a thing of beauty...I have no idea what it says, but it looks real cool:
http://www.historiaslush.com/stories/historias-de-amor/recuperación-sexual.aspx
Yes, I have the fifth most viewed story on HistoriasLush, Lush Stories new Spanish site...not bad for a story with 23 views...
I know, you're probably where can I go from here? Good question...now about that drink...
Later,
Alan.

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Shameless, man...I gotta stop hanging out here and start hanging out with you...I can see that...
Well ,, seeing as I can't get a liquor license. ,, I think I will hang around here ,, and run on Rumples license .. ,,, I may try out for the job of finding talent for the shows ,, and new hired help!!!
Good morning,

Alan, Rumple has called in sick for the pass week and FYI I can’t get the link to work that you left.


As you can tell Shameless has taken over the entertainment responsibility and he’s doing a great job don’t ya think?

Thanks for drink guys!

Algol
Algol
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Good morning,

Alan, Rumple has called in sick for the pass week and FYI I can’t get the link to work that you left.


As you can tell Shameless has taken over the entertainment responsibility and he’s doing a great job don’t ya think?

Thanks for drink guys!

Algol


Try this:
http://www.historiaslush.com/stories/historias-de-amor/recuperación-sexual.aspx

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*Tosses back the Rusty Nail* Hadn't had it with Talisker before and thought I'd splurge. I'll try one of those JD and Amaretto now please.
We gotta a gal right here ,, that specializes in that stuff.
That's cool Alan... didn't understand a word but cool!

Shameless Great job, if you need help with the interviews just speak up.

The new bartender Mr. Shameless picked up... i mean hired looks very capable of making us happy.

FF, careful with that JD some of the women around here…well, just have a goodtime.

I think spring is just around the corner... mid 40's sunshine blue skys, yeah baby! sorry I'm tired of winter...
Algol
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That's cool Alan... didn't understand a word but cool!

Shameless Great job, if you need help with the interviews just speak up.

The new bartender Mr. Shameless picked up... i mean hired looks very capable of making us happy.

FF, careful with that JD some of the women around here…well, just have a goodtime.

I think spring is just around the corner... mid 40's sunshine blue skys, yeah baby! sorry I'm tired of winter...


I second all of the above...especially the tired of winter part...though, the new bartender part I agree with as well...
Heck, I agree with everything you say...
Later,
Alan.

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Good evening (Guys) ,, I trust that our temporary barkeep is meeting up with Rumples high standard of job performance ,...
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Good evening (Guys) ,, I trust that our temporary barkeep is meeting up with Rumples high standard of job performance ,...


Rumple's high standard of what??? Can you even say that with a straight face???

No, actually this is my favorite online cyber honky-tonk bar on an erotic story website...and I truly mean that...
Later,
Alan.

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Well ,, we do need to keep his spirits high ,,, At least till he gets back ,, then we can give him the business!!
Rumple must be really ill... I'm going to send him another nurse...maybe it will help...


Algol
She is healing me right now ,, and I aint even sick !!!
Is she the "Head nurse?"...I can certainly use her services...
Where do you guys find these pictures anyway??? I feel like such a novice on the net...at least I can find Lush Stories...I guess that's what really matters...

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I will send you some info on sunday morning.
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I will send you some info on sunday morning.


Thanks for that info Shameless...now I'll never get anything done...but thanks, I think...
Btw, what are the chances of getting a cup of coffee this morning with Rumple gone??? Has anyone figured out how to use that old coffee maker? I've seen Rumple plug it in and then whack it real hard on the side a few times...it usually starts up...
Btw, with Rumple gone I'm surprised all the fixtures haven't been taken out and sold for scrap...though, looking around at this place, there really isn't a heck of a lot to steal...
I think the only thing of value in this whole bar is Rumple's porn magazine collection in his office...if it's still there...
Later,
Alan.

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Well the coffee pot seems to be done for. ,, Alan , if you will get the water and the grounds . ,, I will see if I have a metal coffee can in the truck ,, then I can boil it down with my cutting torch ..
It might not look good ,, But you will be awake.
It's going to take something strong to wake me up this morning...though those picture sites you sent me Shameless seem to be helping a lot...
I would like a shot with my coffee...if there is any liquor left in the bar...with Rumple gone and you lushes, pun intended, I know it won't take long to drain this joint...
Later,
Alan.

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Its true surfing takes time to find just what you’re looking for...

I like the old place and Shameless has been working hard with the new signs and talent he's found.

I hope we keep her going until Rumples back, it might help if someone will start paying down their bar bill down lol

Here's your coffee Alan, have a shot of Bailey’s to start your Sunday off right.

I picked up some apple fritters on the way over this morning help yourselves...

Algol
Algol

Looks like we ain't dried up yet !
I hope Rumple gets back soon ,, This man showed up talking about paying taxes.
And when I told him that we are a not for profit group ,, I don't think he bought it!