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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Afternoon Gents and Ms. Chef, It's has been quite a morning. I have been working on a little website for the golf league I run. (9 weeks and counting) I never done one before so it has been fun but also a learning experience for me.

Rumple do ya have any BBQ brisket back there, I’ll have one with all the fix’ns and a honey brown ale for starters. I’m looking forward to some warm weather and getting my smoker stoked up…

Hey cousin, Rose... Nice to meet you!
Algol
Hello Cousin Rosie !!! ,, It is So!! nice to finally meet you.
I'll have the brisket too. Rosie and I will have a chat in the ladies room later about the dangers of the men that come into the joint but, I have a feeling that being your cuz she already knows the likes that you hang with Rump.
Here you go. Two brisket sandwiches w/potato salad on the side.

Chef, when you finish your sandwich, I'd appreciate you counseingl Cousin Rose. She's a bit innocent and naive. At the last family get-together, in-between hands of strip poker, she said she'd been feeling this callingto become a medical missionar, serving mankind as a sex therapist in the wilds of Palm Springs, specializing in the thankless task of relieving the stress and anxieties of rich old men who wives have recently passed away. That gal do have a heart of gold.


Looks like this round in the LLOWBB contest is a two-gal race. There might have been a clear-cut winner except for the write-in ballts for Toni Delayu. As an employee of RUMPLATIONS, she is, of course, inelgible, at least for the contest, for the time being. Any-ways-how, here are the two second primary finalist.

Texas own, JAYNE MANSFIELD



The danicng wet-dream, JOEY HEATHERTON


Vote early, often, and for the good of your honky-tonk.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
If Rosie has her heart set on becoming a help to the older and by far wealthy of the male set, I might be able to take her under my wing and offer her my guidance as a "big sister" type of friend. There's an opening here in Boco Raton for just such a girl. Only question I have is does she have her sea legs? The older set like to have Gibsons on their yachts at sunset while having their egos massaged by such a lovely as Rosie.


btw, was it Jayne Mansfield that was sunburnt to death or decapitated?
Now let's have no rude, crude comments about JM giving a "little head." Sure she was beheaded in a car wreck. But that sort of remark is just plain tacky and tasteless. No, honest, I mean that.

And speaking of tacky and tasteless, that over-fed lifeboat just won't do. Something more along these lines would be more appropriate, don't you think?



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Why that old thing? Honey that's last years model. We're more worthy of this years by far.


Nice. Very nice.

Cousin Rose will be pleased
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I think I heard something about one of the blond bombshells from way back when, getting sunburned and then dying. Can't remember her name though. I think she was on drugs as well.
I suppose it's possible to die from sunburn, though probably it'd be in conjunction with other heat/sun related conditions such as dehydration and sun stroke.

Don't know if this is still the case, but back when I was playing soldier in the SE Asian Live-Fire Field Exercises, getting sunburned so badly you had to go on sick call could lead to anArticle 15 (non-judicial punishment/less than a court martia) punishment. The idea was to discourage malingering.

All that talk about the sun has made me thirsty. Round of draft beer on the house.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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All that talk about the sun has made me thirsty. Round of draft beer on the house.



Rumple Foreskin


I'm in, Beer please...

Hey nice boats guys... I have a 17 foot canoe not as big but fun just the same. I have more than once paddling a young lady down the river and finding a nice secluded spot for a little picnic and love making while basking in the sunshine. I'd be pleased to take Cousin Rose on a little outing some afternoon she won't need her sea legs.
Algol
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All that talk about the sun has made me thirsty. Round of draft beer on the house.



Rumple Foreskin


I'm in, Beer please...

Hey nice boats guys... I have a 17 foot canoe not as big but fun just the same. I have more than once paddling a young lady down the river and finding a nice secluded spot for a little picnic and love making while basking in the sunshine. I'd be pleased to take Cousin Rose on a little outing some afternoon she won't need her sea legs.


Hey Algol...Was that you with your woman out in the boat??? I think Rumple wrote a story about it if I recall...apparently you impressed the local fish population...

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I’m happy to impress thing that is breathing these days Alan, I had a good chuckle as I read Rumples story thinking the same thing, however we were on shore, I am positive I impressed those ants and ladybugs though.

Hey Rumple do you have any chicory coffee back there this morning and a shot of bailey’s please.
Algol

These would be my choice for boating!!
Sorry you can't get a good view of my boat here...all the hot women kind of dominate the photo...but trust me, it's a nice boat.
Coffee with cream please.
I'm feeling a bratwurst for lunch today. Anybody want one with peppers and onions and spicy brown mustard?
Sure sounds good and a cold beer... I love easy afternoons.
Algol
Here ya go Al.

Thank you Chef! Have a Turbodog...


Algol
That's some good shit..haven't had it in years. Add it to the list of good beers I haven't had in ages. I'll take one if Chef will share the six-pack with me.
Just so you know, 'm 100%, certifiably sick as that mangy mutt we keep hearing about. The good news I have a live-in nurse. The bad news is she gave this to me. (In case you're wondering, that's Betty Page in my new AV. My nurse has shorter hair.)

Y'all carry on without me. Oh, say you've been doing that anyway. Okay then, just make sure the drains don't back up.

Rx Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Sorry to hear that Rumple, hope you're feeling better soon. I bet nurse Betty will take real good care of you. We'll watch the place for you don't worry about a thing.

OK first round.. well, maybe the second one too ON THE HOUSE!!

Someone drop a coin in the jukebox...
Algol
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Just so you know, 'm 100%, certifiably sick as that mangy mutt we keep hearing about. The good news I have a live-in nurse. The bad news is she gave this to me. (In case you're wondering, that's Betty Page in my new AV. My nurse has shorter hair.)

Y'all carry on without me. Oh, say you've been doing that anyway. Okay then, just make sure the drains don't back up.

Rx Rumple Foreskin


So, you mean the service is going to get even worse in this place...I would not have thought that possible...
Jeez...

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Yeah Will. I'll share my sixer.

Take care of yourself Rump. Don't worry we'll remember to flush so the drains stay clear.
In Rumples absence I picked up some beignets and fritters sitting at the end of the bar with the coffee help yourselves.

I’m not sure where that gal Rumple had working here ran off to I’m guess’n with Shameless…

I going to go put a shoulder in the smoker, anyone up for pulled pork for dinner?
Algol
No!! ,, I haven't seen the girl . , But I might just scare up another fine Lady.
Hey Algol ,, i scared up 2 girls ,, Can you help me pick ???


Excellent Job !!!
Algol