Good morning, everybody. While my American brothers and sisters are knocking them back at the end of a long day, I'm just rousing myself for the day, watching the sky slowly fill with light.
I'm in a strange but good place, they used to call it Saigon...actually they still do everywhere but in the government and on maps, it seems.
I'm interviewing for a job a little later, so I'm getting my head on straight (which I'll never be able to do completely, it's always just a little off kilter...that's okay, it lends me character).
Today, on day two of this week's LLOWBB, my scorecard reads as follows, in order of preference:
3- I will vote for her every day until her image is no longer beckoning my reaction. She is dark-haired, smooth-skinned, ample-curved, comely-featured perfection, threatening to suck me through the screen and bring a static alternate universe into animation (not unlike the video for A-Ha's 80's smash hit "Take On Me", though decidedly more sexually explicit). What is not disclosed in the image only makes my mind fill in the perfect blanks on it's own. In my book, all others are getting beat like Secretariat's competition in the home stretch of the Belmont Stakes.
1- Agree on the belly-chain, Xuan. I have a second-tier fetish for belly chains, and a first-tier fetish for women that look like her (chuckles). Extra points for the pressure marks on her knees, too. I'd love to see the outtakes...
2- Certainly she has assumed the rear-mount position, as has been pointed out. And who doesn't like a ginger hottie? Last saw that hairstyle at my junior-high prom though....
5- All the intangibles are there: crumpled sheets, morning light, a come-hither look from the attractive model, but the sum doesn't equal as much as the parts might suggest. While still on the 80s MTV theme...didn't we see this gal writhing on a car hood in the video for "Here I Go Again"? Maybe not...but it's what came to mind.
4- I almost feel bad...being an artist myself- a painter no less- I hate to put rich oil goodness in the cellar like this, but hey...it ain't show-friends, it's show-business...if it were deserving, I'd gladly show artistic solidarity and vote it accordingly. Nevertheless...Chef's granny is fucking hot if she really is reminiscent of this curvaceous model.
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That is one heck of a detailed analysis there Mr. Will...made me take another detailed look at the girls...
Well, it was an excuse anyway...
Hey, I heard a rumor that you are in the process of writing an authorized autobiography...any truth to that???
If I were you, I would talk to a lawyer first...those unauthorized things can get messy...I mean, if you decide to sue yourself, and take yourself to court...know what I mean???
I mean, you would actually have to pay for two attorneys...one for the defense and one for the plaitiff...otherwise it would be conflict of interest...
Just something to think about...
Later,
Alan.
Well, it was an excuse anyway...
Hey, I heard a rumor that you are in the process of writing an authorized autobiography...any truth to that???
If I were you, I would talk to a lawyer first...those unauthorized things can get messy...I mean, if you decide to sue yourself, and take yourself to court...know what I mean???
I mean, you would actually have to pay for two attorneys...one for the defense and one for the plaitiff...otherwise it would be conflict of interest...
Just something to think about...
Later,
Alan.
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Thanks for looking out for me...I've retained the attorneys that Coca-Cola retained when they threatened themselves with taste theft for the new Coke Zero soda. I will give no quarter to myself should I stress the normal bounds of autobiography. I don't want to mess with me.
Rumple, I love the avatar. It's almost enough to make me start celebrating St. Patrick's Day. She looks like Parker Posey suddenly bountifully endowed. Just...awesome.
Xuan (LadyX)- you swore you would tell nobody about that party, now I fear Rumple has seen more of a new regular than he'd care for. You swore that the blinking light meant 'low battery'....that damn screwdriver recipe better be smashing, 'cause you owe me a few drinks for your ruse...your cunning effort to deceive me.
Badges...we need more stinking Badges....
How about a badge for 100 unsolicited offers for webcam cyber? That might be good info to have when meeting and greeting here in the lushsphere....just a thought. I'll think of a few more...
Rumple, I love the avatar. It's almost enough to make me start celebrating St. Patrick's Day. She looks like Parker Posey suddenly bountifully endowed. Just...awesome.
Xuan (LadyX)- you swore you would tell nobody about that party, now I fear Rumple has seen more of a new regular than he'd care for. You swore that the blinking light meant 'low battery'....that damn screwdriver recipe better be smashing, 'cause you owe me a few drinks for your ruse...your cunning effort to deceive me.
Badges...we need more stinking Badges....
How about a badge for 100 unsolicited offers for webcam cyber? That might be good info to have when meeting and greeting here in the lushsphere....just a thought. I'll think of a few more...
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I think LadyX deserves a special Merit Badge for her pictures in her pfofile...if I had one I'd give it to her...
Heck, I'll even make one if I have to...
What do you guys think???
Later,
Alan.
Heck, I'll even make one if I have to...
What do you guys think???
Later,
Alan.
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THE FOLLOWING IS A SPECIAL RE-REPEAT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE CHOWDER-HEADS NOT PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE FIRST ONE!
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LLOWB Contest News:
I'm taking Chef's sage suggestion and naming Jayne and Joey as co-winners. That means this week's preliminary primary will be the last one before the final round of the First Annual, RUMPLATIONS Lady Lounging on The Wall Behind The Bar (LLOWBB)
This week's entries come from a variety of sources and include five of my personal favorites.
INDRE
JULIA HAYES
DOLLY READ
THE NAKED MAJA, Goya
DONNA MITCHELL
Feel free to add a favorite "Lounging Lady" as a post-in entry.
As always, vote early and vote often.
Rumple Foreskin
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LLOWB Contest News:
I'm taking Chef's sage suggestion and naming Jayne and Joey as co-winners. That means this week's preliminary primary will be the last one before the final round of the First Annual, RUMPLATIONS Lady Lounging on The Wall Behind The Bar (LLOWBB)
This week's entries come from a variety of sources and include five of my personal favorites.
INDRE
JULIA HAYES
DOLLY READ
THE NAKED MAJA, Goya
DONNA MITCHELL
Feel free to add a favorite "Lounging Lady" as a post-in entry.
As always, vote early and vote often.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I vote for 1 through 5...and who you calling a Chowder Head??? You of all people got your nerve...
If I had feelings, they would be hurt...
Later,
Alan.
If I had feelings, they would be hurt...
Later,
Alan.
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Best of luck with the interview, Will. Would the job be in HCM City?
Since Will post was the last one on the previous page, I'm reposting it so Lushers and Lushettes can benefit from his analysis of the current entrants.
note: As an aid to voters, I've indentified the entrants.
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Since Will post was the last one on the previous page, I'm reposting it so Lushers and Lushettes can benefit from his analysis of the current entrants.
note: As an aid to voters, I've indentified the entrants.
Rumple Foreskin
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Good morning, everybody. While my American brothers and sisters are knocking them back at the end of a long day, I'm just rousing myself for the day, watching the sky slowly fill with light.
I'm in a strange but goode place, they used to call it Saigon...actually they still do everywhere but in the government and on maps, it seems.
I'm interviewing for a job a little later, so I'm getting my head on straight (which I'll never be able to do completely, it's always just a little off kilter...that's okay, it lends me character).
Today, on day two of this week's LLOWBB, my scorecard reads as follows, in order of preference:
3- I will vote for her every day until her image is no longer beckoning my reaction. She is dark-haired, smooth-skinned, ample-curved, comely-featured perfection, threatening to suck me through the screen and bring a static alternate universe into animation (not unlike the video for A-Ha's 80's smash hit "Take On Me", though decidedly more sexually explicit). What is not disclosed in the image only makes my mind fill in the perfect blanks on it's own. In my book, all others are getting beat like Secretariat's competition in the home stretch of the Belmont Stakes.
1- Agree on the belly-chain, Xuan. I have a second-tier fetish for belly chains, and a first-tier fetish for women that look like her (chuckles). Extra points for the pressure marks on her knees, too. I'd love to see the outtakes...
2- Certainly she has assumed the rear-mount position, as has been pointed out. And who doesn't like a ginger hottie? Last saw that hairstyle at my junior-high prom though....
5- All the intangibles are there: crumpled sheets, morning light, a come-hither look from the attractive model, but the sum doesn't equal as much as the parts might suggest. While still on the 80s MTV theme...didn't we see this gal writhing on a car hood in the video for "Here I Go Again"? Maybe not...but it's what came to mind.
4- I almost feel bad...being an artist myself- a painter no less- I hate to put rich oil goodness in the cellar like this, but hey...it ain't show-friends, it's show-business...if it were deserving, I'd gladly show artistic solidarity and vote it accordingly. Nevertheless...Chef's granny is fucking hot if she really is reminiscent of this curvaceous model.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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You know Rumple...if the Lushs of Lush in this fine bar over here can't agree on a picture to decorate the walls...or more accurately cover the holes in sheetrock...I've seen some nice looking potential wall decorations over at the "Women in Lingerie" thread...also to be found on this fine site known as Lush...
I think Shameless can confirm that...put a couple more up, btw...
Later,
Alan.
I think Shameless can confirm that...put a couple more up, btw...
Later,
Alan.
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Alan considering the possible alternatives that could be applied to that term, at least as it applies to you, IMHO it'd be best if you left well enough alone, if you know what I mean. 
Shameless, support for your choice remains strong, but it's clear entrants #'s 1 & 3 have attract5ed some hardcore adherents (see Will's post). That being the case, and since counting the votes would cramp my drinking style, and possible force me to take off my boots, IMHO, the voting should contiinue.
Rumple Foreskin
Shameless, support for your choice remains strong, but it's clear entrants #'s 1 & 3 have attract5ed some hardcore adherents (see Will's post). That being the case, and since counting the votes would cramp my drinking style, and possible force me to take off my boots, IMHO, the voting should contiinue.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Thanks for the good wishes, Rumple. Yes, the job is indeed in Ho Chi Minh City (HCMC), still known as Saigon by most locals, and anyone adherent to the pro-French regime who ran the joint until the Viet Cong movement ultimately prevailed. You will get no bias from me re: the politics and arrangements of all of this, lest it spiral into something altogether less laid back*.
I think the job is mine, which I'm happy about. I've been in Bangkok for almost 3-1/2 years now, and though I enjoy a good life there, it's time to move on, time to get going, as Tom Petty once sang.
This is a damn fine town- lots of greenery, and lots of nice architecture, which is the least the French could do for them. It's not as westernized as Bangkok is, but that has its advantages too. A white man such as myself doesn't face quite the same biases as I do in Bangkok...and I'll need a vodka on the rocks to explain why that is.
On to something of interest, as opposed to my rambling- gorgeous women can be found here- the Vietnamese aren't the homeliest of peoples, to be sure. Unfortunately for the patrons of this fine establishment, I lack the perv genes to snap candids of unsuspecting women for your enjoyment...but suffice it to say, that the hot weather in the city is a blessing to all living, breathing straight males who love the female aesthetic (and Lesbians, of course. I mean no disrespect, ladies).
Is it a new day in enough places where I can vote for #3 again?
Well I'm off to take a beautiful lady out on the town- I'll be seeing you folks on the other side of that, and some undetermined period of sleep. Take care now, have one on me. Alan, your tab shall not climb for this night only.
*I got wind of a debacle elsewhere on the site yesterday. Sounds like it was a reasonable difference of opinion until a couple of people started shouting at each other like an old-school baseball manager and a stubborn umpire. This is what's wrong with the world, there are always two people in a group that keep the remaining 90-95% from discussing important things rationally. So, instead, we'll just stick to dog and cat jokes, personality quizzes, and questions about when we first whacked off in our bedrooms. Not that they'd be discussed here in this fair oasis of imbibing and admiring, anyway....in fact I've already said too much on the subject. I need a tall, neat Kentucky bourbon to wash away the aftertaste of that there rant.
I think the job is mine, which I'm happy about. I've been in Bangkok for almost 3-1/2 years now, and though I enjoy a good life there, it's time to move on, time to get going, as Tom Petty once sang.
This is a damn fine town- lots of greenery, and lots of nice architecture, which is the least the French could do for them. It's not as westernized as Bangkok is, but that has its advantages too. A white man such as myself doesn't face quite the same biases as I do in Bangkok...and I'll need a vodka on the rocks to explain why that is.
On to something of interest, as opposed to my rambling- gorgeous women can be found here- the Vietnamese aren't the homeliest of peoples, to be sure. Unfortunately for the patrons of this fine establishment, I lack the perv genes to snap candids of unsuspecting women for your enjoyment...but suffice it to say, that the hot weather in the city is a blessing to all living, breathing straight males who love the female aesthetic (and Lesbians, of course. I mean no disrespect, ladies).
Is it a new day in enough places where I can vote for #3 again?
Well I'm off to take a beautiful lady out on the town- I'll be seeing you folks on the other side of that, and some undetermined period of sleep. Take care now, have one on me. Alan, your tab shall not climb for this night only.
*I got wind of a debacle elsewhere on the site yesterday. Sounds like it was a reasonable difference of opinion until a couple of people started shouting at each other like an old-school baseball manager and a stubborn umpire. This is what's wrong with the world, there are always two people in a group that keep the remaining 90-95% from discussing important things rationally. So, instead, we'll just stick to dog and cat jokes, personality quizzes, and questions about when we first whacked off in our bedrooms. Not that they'd be discussed here in this fair oasis of imbibing and admiring, anyway....in fact I've already said too much on the subject. I need a tall, neat Kentucky bourbon to wash away the aftertaste of that there rant.
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I vote for 1 through 5...and who you calling a Chowder Head??? You of all people got your nerve...
If I had feelings, they would be hurt...
Later,
Alan.
one more thing...I thought 'Chowderhead' was a (not necessarily flattering) term for Bostonians...shortened to 'Chowds' by a certain radio show I used to listen to when I was in college.
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I vote for 1 through 5...and who you calling a Chowder Head??? You of all people got your nerve...
If I had feelings, they would be hurt...
Later,
Alan.
one more thing...I thought 'Chowderhead' was a (not necessarily flattering) term for Bostonians...shortened to 'Chowds' by a certain radio show I used to listen to when I was in college.
Hey Will...I think Chowderhead was the only thing that went through his mind about me that he could print here...which is bad, because this is an adult site...at lleast he capitalized it out of respect...
You have to understand that Rumple is an, um, older gentleman who is just in a really bad mood until he has his vodka and prune juice in the morning...
Speaking of drinks, can I get some service here this morning...jeez...
Later,
Alan.
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Morning, Lushketters. Coffee's hot, doughnuts are not,. But that's okay 'cause they're basically inedible.
Will, it's good knowing peace and harmony prevails here at RUMPLATIONS, home of the original, often imitated but never duplicated, Don't Give A Shit, attitude.
Alan, this business of being over 60 ain't for sissies.
And in conclusion, let me end my morning mumble with this final, last, parting exit line: According to Dave Barry, today is National Underwear Changing Day in France. Observing this occassiona is optional.
Rumple Foreskin
Will, it's good knowing peace and harmony prevails here at RUMPLATIONS, home of the original, often imitated but never duplicated, Don't Give A Shit, attitude.
Alan, this business of being over 60 ain't for sissies.
And in conclusion, let me end my morning mumble with this final, last, parting exit line: According to Dave Barry, today is National Underwear Changing Day in France. Observing this occassiona is optional.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Tell him Rump...you've had a bad attitude for more years than most people have been alive...
Btw, if it is a tie between 1 and 3 in the contest, I think I could easily live with number 3 on the wall...beats the heck out of looking at those holes in the sheetrock from the last party...
One thing I like about this place...you don't have to wait for it to open in the morning, because they have not had a working front door for as long as anyone can remember...
Btw, Mr. Rumpster...how is the coffee this morning? Strained most of the grounds out today...I hope...
That and a shot of whatever booze is on special today...Looks like Sam's Club distilled London Dry Gin again...that'll work...it doesn't really matter anyway....just put it on my tab, you understand...
Later,
Alan.
Btw, if it is a tie between 1 and 3 in the contest, I think I could easily live with number 3 on the wall...beats the heck out of looking at those holes in the sheetrock from the last party...
One thing I like about this place...you don't have to wait for it to open in the morning, because they have not had a working front door for as long as anyone can remember...
Btw, Mr. Rumpster...how is the coffee this morning? Strained most of the grounds out today...I hope...
That and a shot of whatever booze is on special today...Looks like Sam's Club distilled London Dry Gin again...that'll work...it doesn't really matter anyway....just put it on my tab, you understand...
Later,
Alan.
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Hey Mr. Rump...I know you were talking about this whole Merit badge business...btw, you are like ten forum posts away from another one...you could go play the word associating game for ten minutes and you'd have it...
Anyway...I was thinking...yes, I do that sometimes, with mixed results I might add...but, yes I was thinking...I think there should be a Merit badge, a gold one of course, for hanging out at Rumplebations a certain number of days in a row...In fact, come to think of it, I think it should be a special Platinum Merit Badge with diamonds around the edges and the words "Lush of Lush" in cool day-glow green...
Just my opinion...btw, I have mixed feelings about the whole badge thing...I mean is 500 forum posts really a merit? I think they should re-name that one the "Too Much Time On Your Hands" merit badge...but seriously, looking at the list, I'm likely to have them all in a few months...well, except moderator...never get that one...
I hope...
Let me get another drink...and don't suggest a "biggest bar tab at Rumple's" merit badge...you know I'll pay you back...someday...
Now, about that drink...
Later,
Alan.
Anyway...I was thinking...yes, I do that sometimes, with mixed results I might add...but, yes I was thinking...I think there should be a Merit badge, a gold one of course, for hanging out at Rumplebations a certain number of days in a row...In fact, come to think of it, I think it should be a special Platinum Merit Badge with diamonds around the edges and the words "Lush of Lush" in cool day-glow green...
Just my opinion...btw, I have mixed feelings about the whole badge thing...I mean is 500 forum posts really a merit? I think they should re-name that one the "Too Much Time On Your Hands" merit badge...but seriously, looking at the list, I'm likely to have them all in a few months...well, except moderator...never get that one...
I hope...
Let me get another drink...and don't suggest a "biggest bar tab at Rumple's" merit badge...you know I'll pay you back...someday...
Now, about that drink...
Later,
Alan.
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Man, beng without a computer handy sucks... yesterday I posted with the blackberry, I won't be doing that to often.
Will, congrats on the job!
Great coffee this morning Rumple, thanks!
Shameless I see you have had some great talent finds nice!
Hey ladyx if you get those fishnets send I picture or two, something about legs and fishnets.
You all have a great day!
Algol
Will, congrats on the job!
Great coffee this morning Rumple, thanks!
Shameless I see you have had some great talent finds nice!
Hey ladyx if you get those fishnets send I picture or two, something about legs and fishnets.
You all have a great day!
Algol
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Hey...I think I mentioned it before, I may have to take some time off from Lush...for personal reasons...
But know that, like Arnie in "Terminator"...I'll be back...sorry to disappoint some folks...
Anyway, in the meantime, if you don't see me...feel free to celebrate my birthday here in four days without me...the day before St. Pats, so you have two days excuse to celebrate...not that you Lushs need one...
Also, feel free to read all my stories and give them 5's while I'm gone...and finally, Sue Eastwood submitted one of my three or so favorite stories today..."Farm Girl"...it is a first time, love story that is such a feel-good story I tell her it is like watching "It's A Wonderful Life" at Christmas time...should post later...
If I'm not around to remind you Lazy Lushs of Lush...go read it...you won't be sorry...Sue and I go way back anyway...we started doing this in the same month...
Anyway, that's all for now...
Later,
Alan.
But know that, like Arnie in "Terminator"...I'll be back...sorry to disappoint some folks...
Anyway, in the meantime, if you don't see me...feel free to celebrate my birthday here in four days without me...the day before St. Pats, so you have two days excuse to celebrate...not that you Lushs need one...
Also, feel free to read all my stories and give them 5's while I'm gone...and finally, Sue Eastwood submitted one of my three or so favorite stories today..."Farm Girl"...it is a first time, love story that is such a feel-good story I tell her it is like watching "It's A Wonderful Life" at Christmas time...should post later...
If I'm not around to remind you Lazy Lushs of Lush...go read it...you won't be sorry...Sue and I go way back anyway...we started doing this in the same month...
Anyway, that's all for now...
Later,
Alan.
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you swore you would tell nobody about that party, now I fear Rumple has seen more of a new regular than he'd care for. You swore that the blinking light meant 'low battery'....that damn screwdriver recipe better be smashing, 'cause you owe me a few drinks for your ruse...your cunning effort to deceive me.
lol. So easily you are swaying by a tempting female. Don't feel bad Willy, I am a professional lol. Besides you like to have a good time so no harm done.
For all who saw the webcam broadcast of last nights party, that was all done without stunt doubles or special effects and nobody had to go to the hospital.
The absinthe and tequila have been restocked. Or maybe I stole that stuff from another bar, who knows lol. Either way its ours now.
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Badges...we need more stinking Badges....
Thought of one. Maybe a badge for guys who attempt to 'friend' every girl who posts photos to their profile?
I like the idea of a Rumplations one- maybe call it DRUNKARD, for showing up here 50 straight days, lol. Maybe thats not flattering but hell maybe lots of these badges say more about our habits than we are comfy with.
Cheers, Boys!
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Have a good weekend Boys, and any Ladies that stop by. I'll be busy doing what I do, earning enough money so that I can afford to hang around here and be a bad influence on you all. lol.
Alan babe, don't take off before stopping by for my signature screwdriver and something else too- a temporary going away/something to remember by gift.
I also took some of Rumple's money out of his wallet without him knowing and had a big sticker of your face made. I just stuck it over the bikini girl's face on the cardboard cutout that is propped up in the corner.
So the bad news is you may be going away for a while but the good news is now have double D fake boobs and your legs are amazing!
Cheers, I'll stop by this weekend in between everything else when I can.
Alan babe, don't take off before stopping by for my signature screwdriver and something else too- a temporary going away/something to remember by gift.
I also took some of Rumple's money out of his wallet without him knowing and had a big sticker of your face made. I just stuck it over the bikini girl's face on the cardboard cutout that is propped up in the corner.
So the bad news is you may be going away for a while but the good news is now have double D fake boobs and your legs are amazing!
Cheers, I'll stop by this weekend in between everything else when I can.
The Right Rev of Lush
Evening Lushketters. Whaddaya have?
LadyX, hope your weekend is serene and beneficial.
Alan, we once had a fornt door, complete with a fancy lock and security system that was guar-un-dman-teed to keep out the riff-raff. Only problem was i couldln't get in myself. Had to call in a locksmith the smite the thing open.
I'd noticed my count was getting close to the big 5-0-0, but decided I'd rather earn 'em here in this den of dimwitted depravity than a thread where positive brain waves are, on rare occasions, involved.
Rumple Foreskin
LadyX, hope your weekend is serene and beneficial.
Alan, we once had a fornt door, complete with a fancy lock and security system that was guar-un-dman-teed to keep out the riff-raff. Only problem was i couldln't get in myself. Had to call in a locksmith the smite the thing open.
I'd noticed my count was getting close to the big 5-0-0, but decided I'd rather earn 'em here in this den of dimwitted depravity than a thread where positive brain waves are, on rare occasions, involved.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Will, this joint is over-supplied with hard-headed hangers-on, if that's of any help.
Here's something that might lift your, uh, spirits.
Rumple Foreskin
Here's something that might lift your, uh, spirits.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Lushes and Lushettes of Lush...Yes, I did have to leave Lush for a bit...heck, I was gone almost a whole day...so, I just thought I'd warn people so they didn't think I got kidnapped or abducted by aliens again or something...
Hey Lady...I would take one of your signature screwdrivers you make so well...I make a mean vodka on the rocks myself...
Also, glad to see you found a way to entertain yourself with my picture...and you said you got money out of Rumple's wallet??? That could be a first, might even make the papers...then again, if it had money in it...it probably wasn't his wallet...
And yes, Mr 4skin...that picture is very uplifting, in every sense of the word...
And finally Rump...you said you would rather post here than on a thread where positive brain waves are rarely involved??? Well...I am not going to comment on that one...but a friend here has something to say...
Later,
Alan.
Hey Lady...I would take one of your signature screwdrivers you make so well...I make a mean vodka on the rocks myself...
Also, glad to see you found a way to entertain yourself with my picture...and you said you got money out of Rumple's wallet??? That could be a first, might even make the papers...then again, if it had money in it...it probably wasn't his wallet...
And yes, Mr 4skin...that picture is very uplifting, in every sense of the word...
And finally Rump...you said you would rather post here than on a thread where positive brain waves are rarely involved??? Well...I am not going to comment on that one...but a friend here has something to say...
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Thanks Rumple...that helps a great deal- you know how I feel about Ms. Read, after all...and Lady, my mother warned me about women like you...not that I make a habit of listening to my mother, just saying...
My day has improved considerably...let's ruin it again with some Sam's Club Whiskey, served room temperature, neat.
Cheers everybody- Will
My day has improved considerably...let's ruin it again with some Sam's Club Whiskey, served room temperature, neat.
Cheers everybody- Will
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Shameless...shame on you...I was thinking maybe one of these nice gals could take over...they seem to have a nice, um, work ethic...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
If you don't like any of those...these gals seem more than willing...if you know what I mean...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
If none of those work for you...there are always these gals...they say they can start today...
So...whay do you think???
Later,
Alan
So...whay do you think???
Later,
Alan
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Alan, if nothing else, your taste in 'help' is impeccable...Shameless, though a fine bloke you surely are, I prefer that the only 'man hands' present at 'Rumplations' be attached to actual men...if it means she can't carry 12 beers at once, then I'm willing to look past it...and to her other 'strong points' instead.
So, Alan, of your choices, I vote for...
Aggh, too many hot chi.....
(head explodes)
So, Alan, of your choices, I vote for...
Aggh, too many hot chi.....
(head explodes)