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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Wow, Shameless...where is that bar??? I mean I like Rumplebations and all, but it's nice to try new places once in a while...
Btw, welcome back...the place just wasn't the same without you...Rumple kept trying to say it was better, but I disagreed...know that you were missed those three hours that you actually left Lush...
Nice picture, btw...did I say that??? And seriously, where is that bar????
Later,
Alan.
Btw, welcome back...the place just wasn't the same without you...Rumple kept trying to say it was better, but I disagreed...know that you were missed those three hours that you actually left Lush...
Nice picture, btw...did I say that??? And seriously, where is that bar????
Later,
Alan.
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Evening folks. (peers into empty coffee pot) seems like things have been on a roll, of sorts, around here.
SHAMELESS! Good to see you back where you belong.
Will, I always thought that "barring her all" WAS one of LadyX's many strenghts.
Chef, is killing a fatted calf an Ides of March ritual in your neck of the woods?
Alan, quibble, quibble, quibble, I swear you'd find something to fuss about if they were going to hang you with a new ruber rope.
Rumple Foreskin
SHAMELESS! Good to see you back where you belong.
Will, I always thought that "barring her all" WAS one of LadyX's many strenghts.
Chef, is killing a fatted calf an Ides of March ritual in your neck of the woods?
Alan, quibble, quibble, quibble, I swear you'd find something to fuss about if they were going to hang you with a new ruber rope.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Mr. Rumpskin...don't get any ideas about hanging me now...though you could probably find a certain amount of public support...
Btw, I've been told I was "hung" before...
Cheers,
Alan.
Btw, I've been told I was "hung" before...
Cheers,
Alan.
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LAIDES AND GENTS, AND ALL SHIPS AT SEA!
HERE ARE YOUR FINALIST IN RUMPLATIONS' FIRST ANNUAL...
LADY LOUNGING ON THE WALL BEHIND THE BAR!
(contest, that is)
ASTRID SCHULZ (votes: Algol, LadyX)
JULIA HAYES (votes: Shameless)
VARGAS GIRL (votes: )
JOEY HEATHERTON (votes: Shameless)
JAYNE MANSFIELD (Votes: )
Remember, vote early, often and for the good fo your honky-tonk.
Rumple Foreskin
HERE ARE YOUR FINALIST IN RUMPLATIONS' FIRST ANNUAL...
LADY LOUNGING ON THE WALL BEHIND THE BAR!
(contest, that is)
ASTRID SCHULZ (votes: Algol, LadyX)
JULIA HAYES (votes: Shameless)
VARGAS GIRL (votes: )
JOEY HEATHERTON (votes: Shameless)
JAYNE MANSFIELD (Votes: )
Remember, vote early, often and for the good fo your honky-tonk.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
So...you're putting all these pics up on the walls, right??? These walls really do need something...a little Spackle and paint would be a start...
When was the last time this place was painted anyway? Actually, that is something I really don't need to know...
While you're still awake I will take another drink though...just, um, put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
When was the last time this place was painted anyway? Actually, that is something I really don't need to know...
While you're still awake I will take another drink though...just, um, put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
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Hey Rump...here is a question for you...you're married to a nurse, so you might know...
Are nurse fantasies popular??? My latest story is getting a surprising number of views on here, considering it is in the straight sex category, which normally nobody cares about on here...
I mean, it is only like 200 views behind my latest story...who would have guessed??? It is just something I thought up during a recent doctor visit...the nurses were Hot, so I came up with this while sitting in the waiting room...
Later,
Alan.
Are nurse fantasies popular??? My latest story is getting a surprising number of views on here, considering it is in the straight sex category, which normally nobody cares about on here...
I mean, it is only like 200 views behind my latest story...who would have guessed??? It is just something I thought up during a recent doctor visit...the nurses were Hot, so I came up with this while sitting in the waiting room...
Later,
Alan.
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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Good Evening Everyone,
Shameless... good to see you back, nice waitress you brought in! I am very pleased to let you all know that my computer came back today with a new mother board so no more posting with my phone. YEA!!!
Rumple my friend, I'll have an Irish whiskey neat and a round for the bar please.
Cheers
And a vote for #1...
Algol
Shameless... good to see you back, nice waitress you brought in! I am very pleased to let you all know that my computer came back today with a new mother board so no more posting with my phone. YEA!!!
Rumple my friend, I'll have an Irish whiskey neat and a round for the bar please.
Cheers
And a vote for #1...
Algol
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Al, here you go. Congrats on the new MILF (motherboard I Like Fine).
Alan, having a favorite aunt who was a nurse, I've always known the work was tough, not to mention underpaid, and never had RN fantasies. I've written a few "nurse" theme strokers such as, Dis-Orderly Nurse, here at Lush. They've done well and some of the comments have related to the nursing angle. All that siad, best I can tell, nurse stories still have some appeal in the "Uniform" sex area along with such staples as military, police, nuns, etc.
I'll try to check-out your naughty nurse.
Rumple Foreskin
Alan, having a favorite aunt who was a nurse, I've always known the work was tough, not to mention underpaid, and never had RN fantasies. I've written a few "nurse" theme strokers such as, Dis-Orderly Nurse, here at Lush. They've done well and some of the comments have related to the nursing angle. All that siad, best I can tell, nurse stories still have some appeal in the "Uniform" sex area along with such staples as military, police, nuns, etc.
I'll try to check-out your naughty nurse.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Artistic Tart
Shameless there was a time right between my third and fifth vodka that I thought you might never come back, lol. Welcome back, baby. The waitress is a good one indeed she keeps all my customers with full drinks at all times lol. She could dance but why when she is so good at what she does.
Rumple you got the right idea, more of LadyX is always better. Willy, you got scared of me and closed off my portal in your bedroom so I had to open up a new one. Rumple knows I will pay for the damages in kind-
How's a she-devil supposed to come out and play with no portal? Besides, I only send them running when I prove to be too much, but you gents have seen it all before, and I just want to be an uplifting presence, no matter what I bare.
Of those girls I like the first one (#1) Rumple, and Algol good to see you back. You and I have not rubbed our elbows, or anything else, together yet, good to see you here! Mwwahhh!!!
Another vodka for me, boys. Pray for me to stay out of the pen, I like it too much here, and Cheers!
Xuan
Rumple you got the right idea, more of LadyX is always better. Willy, you got scared of me and closed off my portal in your bedroom so I had to open up a new one. Rumple knows I will pay for the damages in kind-
How's a she-devil supposed to come out and play with no portal? Besides, I only send them running when I prove to be too much, but you gents have seen it all before, and I just want to be an uplifting presence, no matter what I bare.Of those girls I like the first one (#1) Rumple, and Algol good to see you back. You and I have not rubbed our elbows, or anything else, together yet, good to see you here! Mwwahhh!!!
Another vodka for me, boys. Pray for me to stay out of the pen, I like it too much here, and Cheers!
Xuan
The Right Rev of Lush
Ya know, if LadyX ever manges to get over her self-effacing shyness and loosen up a bit, she'll be REALLY dangeroud. (slides large tumbler full of vodka her way)
So who ya gonna vote for, Lady?
Rumple Foreskin
So who ya gonna vote for, Lady?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Quote by RumpleForeskinThat is good Rumple,, Kinda wish I had thought of it first.
Al, here you go. Congrats on the new MILF (motherboard I Like Fine).
Alan, having a favorite aunt who was a nurse, I've always known the work was tough, not to mention underpaid, and never had RN fantasies. I've written a few "nurse" theme strokers such as, Dis-Orderly Nurse, here at Lush. They've done well and some of the comments have related to the nursing angle. All that siad, best I can tell, nurse stories still have some appeal in the "Uniform" sex area along with such staples as military, police, nuns, etc.
I'll try to check-out your naughty nurse.
Rumple Foreskin
Artistic Tart
Kick off your shoes, Van Gogh, stay a while! Need more women here so we can attract more guys. lol.
Rumple, baby, I already voted. Maybe my visual aid distracted you. I will be here mixing screwdrivers and causing trouble if anybody needs me!
Rumple, baby, I already voted. Maybe my visual aid distracted you. I will be here mixing screwdrivers and causing trouble if anybody needs me!
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Quote by VanGogh
welcome back Shameless!! nice to see you grace our halls again!
Van
Evening, Van. Care for a "Goodnight Irene?" They're a one for the price of two special.
Shameless, feel free to use it as yours.
Lady, my bad, as usual. Of course, this here is the finals, the big-time, so feel free to vote again, and again, and...well, you get the idea.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good evening fine people of Lush...looking over those fine examples of femaleness, I think I have to agree with the other Al and go with number 1...then again I really have nothing against 2 through 4, but I'll go with 1 tonight...
So, who said they were buying drinks??? Al and Lady??? I'll stay here all night...I have no place else to go...just finished a story...
Btw, did I ever tell you what my favorite liquor is??? That's right, free liquor...been a long time fave...
Yeah, I'll just pull my bar stool up to the bar and rest a while...
Oh, bartender...
Later,
Alan.
So, who said they were buying drinks??? Al and Lady??? I'll stay here all night...I have no place else to go...just finished a story...
Btw, did I ever tell you what my favorite liquor is??? That's right, free liquor...been a long time fave...
Yeah, I'll just pull my bar stool up to the bar and rest a while...
Oh, bartender...
Later,
Alan.
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Alan, your name shall gone that of Al and LadyX as voters for #1 voters, at least for today.
Free liquor is a goodness. Now if the distributor would only lay some on me, I'd be glad to pass it along with absolutely no mark-up, except for starage and handling fees, of course.
I'd just copied you nurse story prior to pasting it in Word and enlarging the font for easier reading.
I've been a bit surprised at how few of the contestants I recognize. Not sure if folks I know here at Lush are ashamed of the fact, or just biding their time before entering. But let's face, if you and I could both finish in the money in the last contest, damn near any writier should have a shot at the prize money this time.
Anyway, until that free booze supply shows up, here's a draft. I'll put it on your tab.
Ah, Necho, The Poking Princess. What'll ya have?
Rumple Foreskin
Free liquor is a goodness. Now if the distributor would only lay some on me, I'd be glad to pass it along with absolutely no mark-up, except for starage and handling fees, of course.
I'd just copied you nurse story prior to pasting it in Word and enlarging the font for easier reading.
I've been a bit surprised at how few of the contestants I recognize. Not sure if folks I know here at Lush are ashamed of the fact, or just biding their time before entering. But let's face, if you and I could both finish in the money in the last contest, damn near any writier should have a shot at the prize money this time.
Anyway, until that free booze supply shows up, here's a draft. I'll put it on your tab.
Ah, Necho, The Poking Princess. What'll ya have?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rumpster...I hate to admit it, but I agree with just about everything you just said...especially about if you and I can end up in the money, anyone can do it...
Though, it may be getting tougher...since I joined this fine site known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories, I have made a fairly serious effort to bring over my favorite authors...the latest I have brought over in the last couple months are BigRod, Older-Wiser13, Scooter (sorry, couldn't help it), NobeUddy and most recently, one of my all time faves, Rockuson, who has been a big influence on me...
Only have a couple hold-outs, including my all time favorite author who goes by the name of Stephykat69...she told me she would check the place out, but that was six months ago...
If she does not join on her own accord, I am seriously thinking about going out to Washington state where she lives, kidnapping her and bringing her here to Lush...
Do you think she would fit in at Lush?
Oh, did I mention her first story was an story??? Ah, a mother-daughter story...all her stories are girl-girl...it's good that she wrote it on computer because if she did it on paper it would just ignite...
I will get her over here...if it's the last thing I do...
But...competition is good...keeps me on my toes...
Later,
Alan.
Though, it may be getting tougher...since I joined this fine site known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories, I have made a fairly serious effort to bring over my favorite authors...the latest I have brought over in the last couple months are BigRod, Older-Wiser13, Scooter (sorry, couldn't help it), NobeUddy and most recently, one of my all time faves, Rockuson, who has been a big influence on me...
Only have a couple hold-outs, including my all time favorite author who goes by the name of Stephykat69...she told me she would check the place out, but that was six months ago...
If she does not join on her own accord, I am seriously thinking about going out to Washington state where she lives, kidnapping her and bringing her here to Lush...
Do you think she would fit in at Lush?
Oh, did I mention her first story was an story??? Ah, a mother-daughter story...all her stories are girl-girl...it's good that she wrote it on computer because if she did it on paper it would just ignite...
I will get her over here...if it's the last thing I do...
But...competition is good...keeps me on my toes...
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
One of the best writers on another site also wrote only girl-girl stories. She did her best to help me with the genre. We were good buds, despised Bush, liked to talk SEC football. She had helath problems and died suddenly a couple years ago. Damn, but I still miss Colly.
Anyway, if your friend would like to read any of her stuff, tell her to let me know and I'll PM her a link.
It's dang near Cinderella time here in the Lone Star state and I'm heading for the old corral.
Be humble and don't stumble.
Rumple Foreskin
Anyway, if your friend would like to read any of her stuff, tell her to let me know and I'll PM her a link.
It's dang near Cinderella time here in the Lone Star state and I'm heading for the old corral.
Be humble and don't stumble.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Necho good to see you gracing the bar with a beauty upgrade today, one vodka on ice coming up. Somehow LadyX finished the giant tumbler, then went on to put on a great show for us...my mother warned me about women like you....actually so do most major religions...but do I wait purely to see what happens next? Damn straight.
Speaking of straight...a straight Irish Whisky, room temperature, in honor of tomorrow's rumored holiday.
Cheers (clink!)
Speaking of straight...a straight Irish Whisky, room temperature, in honor of tomorrow's rumored holiday.
Cheers (clink!)
Artistic Tart
Well, well, well! Alan's Birthday!
Hey baby, glad to see you made it another year. May for only one day, Rumplations absolve your tab, make you want for nothing at all, and surround you with all the things you love. As for me I will cause even more mischief today. Its how I show I care lol.
I don't know what you love but I will take a shot, a personal gift from me to you. The bodyclimber's view, lol.
Necho your Baileys is ready up at the counter, you will have to go get it as you can see I am a little busy here, lol.
Here is a special screwdriver for you, you will not get another like it this year. I will rub your beard and hug you tight, happy birthday, Alan!
Hey baby, glad to see you made it another year. May for only one day, Rumplations absolve your tab, make you want for nothing at all, and surround you with all the things you love. As for me I will cause even more mischief today. Its how I show I care lol.
I don't know what you love but I will take a shot, a personal gift from me to you. The bodyclimber's view, lol.
Necho your Baileys is ready up at the counter, you will have to go get it as you can see I am a little busy here, lol.
Here is a special screwdriver for you, you will not get another like it this year. I will rub your beard and hug you tight, happy birthday, Alan!
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Wow, LadyX...you sure know how to perk up a guy on his birthday...though I like that part about my tab at Rumplebations being absolved...
I just want to state for the record, that since it is my birthday...I will allow anyone here to buy me a drink...
That said, I have to say, as a a guy who likes to climb...I really like the view there LadyX...
Oh yeah...
Later,
Alan.
I just want to state for the record, that since it is my birthday...I will allow anyone here to buy me a drink...
That said, I have to say, as a a guy who likes to climb...I really like the view there LadyX...
Oh yeah...
Later,
Alan.
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Good morning,
I was going to have some of Rumples strong coffee but after that nice eye opener LadyX posted I think I'll have an irish coffee.
Rumple, I'll buy a drink for the Birthday boy.
Algol
I was going to have some of Rumples strong coffee but after that nice eye opener LadyX posted I think I'll have an irish coffee.
Rumple, I'll buy a drink for the Birthday boy.
Algol
Algol