After careful consideration of these fine applicants ,, I have come to the conclusion << that you should do thr hiring ,, and Rumple does the firing here .
I think I will,, ------------------------- look below !!
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After careful consideration of these fine applicants ,, I have come to the conclusion << that you should do thr hiring ,, and Rumple does the firing here .
I think I will,, ------------------------- look below !!
Hey, in that case it's good Mr. 4skin has not been around much lately...there won't be much firing going on...
I'll start bringing them in for interviews later on...
Later,
Alan.
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I see been getting around Shameless...traveling incognito as well...
Didn't fool me for a second, though....
Later,
Alan.
Didn't fool me for a second, though....
Later,
Alan.
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You know me too well Alan.
Not, I hope and pray, dear child, in the Biblical sense.
Brother Alan has indeed been toiling in the vienyards. Good deeds, however, should be their own reward--that and a cold beer--but nothing more, not unless I get a cut of the action..
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
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The Right Rev of Lush
WE HAVE A WINNER!
(not that any of the runners-up are exactly losers)
The Final Five is now complete as the final finalist is now revealed, so to speak.
Fellow RUMPLATIONEERS, pause to 'preciate, JULIA HAYES.
The Finals will begin whenever the hell I get the post ready.
Rumple Foreskin
(not that any of the runners-up are exactly losers)
The Final Five is now complete as the final finalist is now revealed, so to speak.
Fellow RUMPLATIONEERS, pause to 'preciate, JULIA HAYES.
The Finals will begin whenever the hell I get the post ready.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I love poking rumple because he never pokes me back and makes it his status reports that he does get poked;)
What the, hey, I poked you back yesterday, I think. Anyway, you just wait, just wait.
Revenge-mind Rumple Foreskin
eta: So that's the way you wanna play, huh? Will, I guess I showed you.
eta2: Oh, boy. Now you've done. Are you ever gonna be in TROUBLE
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Ha ha, I shall start a poke war with you!!
I miss shameless, anyone know why he left?
Necho, you are an evil child, running wild, or poking wild, as the case may be.
Appears Shameless got into a dust-up here a few days ago. He decided it'd be best to tone-down his appearances for the time being.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: In the immortal words of the mortal US Pres. Ronald Reagan, "There you go again."
eta2: Just wait till I tell Micola on you. NICOLA, Necho's being mean and poking on me. Now you're gonna get it.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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According to my post count, this is number 498. However, no doubt due to my hard posting and steling character, I've already been awarded a badge as, Forum Guru (requires 500 posts). I'm so proud I could poke Necho. In fact, I will. After that, well, let me tell you , it's almost midnight here deep in the heart of Texas, and I'm heading for the old corral.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
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Appears Shameless got into a dust-up here a few days ago. He decided it'd be best to tone-down his appearances for the time being.
Well that's a shame, I have to say.
I did not know the old dog that well, but he did appear to be a man with few nemeses- I hate that somebody chased him off his porch, but we all have to keep the peace with ourselves even if we can't with others. I shall have a drink in your name, Shameless...hope you don't mind that I put it on your tab- I figure you'll eventually be back to pay it.
Artistic Tart
Good news, lushlushies!! Looks like Shameless is back, same dog smile, same name, but starting over. Hell everybody needs a fresh start I guess- your screwdriver is ready Old Dog,lol.
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Happy first day of Daylight Savings Time, y'all.
Would somebody adjust the rabbit ears on the bar's state-of-the-art 12-inch blackj-and-white Zenith? I'm trying to watch the NCAA men's bb tourney selection show and Brian Gumble looks more like gumbo.
Oh good, a commercial. Now I'll read al of today's posts.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Wrong brother. Make that "Gregg" not "Brian." All those twins look alike to me.
Would somebody adjust the rabbit ears on the bar's state-of-the-art 12-inch blackj-and-white Zenith? I'm trying to watch the NCAA men's bb tourney selection show and Brian Gumble looks more like gumbo.
Oh good, a commercial. Now I'll read al of today's posts.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Wrong brother. Make that "Gregg" not "Brian." All those twins look alike to me.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The fact that you're expecting not to see veteran CBS sportscaster Greg Gumbel, but his brother, veteran horse's ass and haughty arrogant prick, Bryant Gumbel, is your first problem.
In defense of your no-account tin-foil reception, Greg is much more gumbo-like in appearance than Bryant.
Unfortunately, my team's terrible....the LIGHT from the 'big dance' doesn't reach my hapless Cardinal (sigh).
In defense of your no-account tin-foil reception, Greg is much more gumbo-like in appearance than Bryant.
Unfortunately, my team's terrible....the LIGHT from the 'big dance' doesn't reach my hapless Cardinal (sigh).
The Right Rev of Lush
Told you the damn rabitt ears needed some fiddlin' and diddlin'.
If your Cardinal are the Stanford bunch, at least your women's team is rolling.
Five-hundredth (500) post. I am soooooo whelmed.
Rumple Foreskin
If your Cardinal are the Stanford bunch, at least your women's team is rolling.
Five-hundredth (500) post. I am soooooo whelmed.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Matriarch
Congrats Rumplestiltskin.
They are indeed- the proud Cardinal of Stanford University.
I admit to not being a consistent enthusiast of 'our' women's programs, but I have taken notice of the women's hoops squad...I'd love to see them roll all the way to whenever they meet the indominable buzzsaw known as Connecticut.
I need everclear and generic-brand hawaiian punch, to remind me of being a red-clad undergrad, studying sober, cheering piss drunk...hearing rumors of Tiger Woods sightings on campus, not once by females, either (warrants mentioning)
I admit to not being a consistent enthusiast of 'our' women's programs, but I have taken notice of the women's hoops squad...I'd love to see them roll all the way to whenever they meet the indominable buzzsaw known as Connecticut.
I need everclear and generic-brand hawaiian punch, to remind me of being a red-clad undergrad, studying sober, cheering piss drunk...hearing rumors of Tiger Woods sightings on campus, not once by females, either (warrants mentioning)
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Thanks, Necho. It wouldn't have been the same w/o all that good poking you gave me last night.
Shameless dropped me a PM saying he'd been hanging around for a while. Turned out we weren't "friends." I keep forgeting who is and who is out in the darkenss. But we're all buddy-buddy now.
Will, you're right about the Red Ladies and their fate. Conn. has been going through the season like the proverbial dose through a goose.
Couldn't find any punch, but did come across some grape Kool-Aide. Will that do you? Okay, here's your potion. Hope you enjoyed the Dolly Read photo I posted JUST for you, and anyone else who happened to look.
LadyX, your presence is, as always, uplifting.
Rumple Foreskin
Shameless dropped me a PM saying he'd been hanging around for a while. Turned out we weren't "friends." I keep forgeting who is and who is out in the darkenss. But we're all buddy-buddy now.
Will, you're right about the Red Ladies and their fate. Conn. has been going through the season like the proverbial dose through a goose.
Couldn't find any punch, but did come across some grape Kool-Aide. Will that do you? Okay, here's your potion. Hope you enjoyed the Dolly Read photo I posted JUST for you, and anyone else who happened to look.
LadyX, your presence is, as always, uplifting.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Grape Kool-Aide, eh Right Rev Rump? Hope it's not left over from fellow Reverend Jim Jone's last family gathering...
Yes, Mr. Shameless has indeed made his triumphant return...well, he's back anyway...I think he was gone all of 2hrs. 43min. and 21 sec the last I heard...but, who's counting...
I am currently without electricity or phone (OK, I have a cell) or internet or anything else resembling modern 21st century conveniences...however, I was able to duck into a hotel lobby and steal, I mean borrow a wi-fi signal to post my latest adventure story Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy) coming to an erotic story site near you...oh wait, it is right here on this quality site commonly known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories right now...almost forgot...
And yes, the story was indeed inspired by a recent doctor visit the other day...you can see how my mind works...if you haven't figured it out by now...
Someone sent me a note of congrats on figuring out single handedly the solution to the nations health care problem...Obama administration take note...
Now that my shameless story plug is done...how 'bout a drink Mr. Right Rev Rump 4skin???
I could use one...really...
Later,
Alan.
Yes, Mr. Shameless has indeed made his triumphant return...well, he's back anyway...I think he was gone all of 2hrs. 43min. and 21 sec the last I heard...but, who's counting...
I am currently without electricity or phone (OK, I have a cell) or internet or anything else resembling modern 21st century conveniences...however, I was able to duck into a hotel lobby and steal, I mean borrow a wi-fi signal to post my latest adventure story Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy) coming to an erotic story site near you...oh wait, it is right here on this quality site commonly known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories right now...almost forgot...
And yes, the story was indeed inspired by a recent doctor visit the other day...you can see how my mind works...if you haven't figured it out by now...
Someone sent me a note of congrats on figuring out single handedly the solution to the nations health care problem...Obama administration take note...
Now that my shameless story plug is done...how 'bout a drink Mr. Right Rev Rump 4skin???
I could use one...really...
Later,
Alan.
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That would be an "Alan story plug," not a "Shameless story plug," I do believe.
Here's a RVW and branch to help you through the storm. I'll get the Rev to pray for its end and your continuance once he finishes a special tutoring session with one of the more wayward young sisters.
Rumple Foreskin
Here's a RVW and branch to help you through the storm. I'll get the Rev to pray for its end and your continuance once he finishes a special tutoring session with one of the more wayward young sisters.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good Morning! coffee black please.
Here is an old joke for ya...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Here is an old joke for ya...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Al. Aye, not wasn't that a fine run-up to St. Patrick's day type joke, for sure. Which reminds me, today is the Ides of March. If you and/or a friend happen to be named Ceasar, or even Julius, it might be best to stay home from work today.
Coffee's on. Got a fresh batch of day-old danish (hint: approach the prune danish with caution)
For those into USA college basketball, this time of year is almost heaven with the NCAA tourneys getting under way. The men's field has been selected, the women's will be announced at 7:00 (eastern) tonight on ESPN.Hope your favorite squad made/makes it to the "big dance."
Soon as we start a new page, I'll post the finalist in the hotly contested LLOWBB contest.
Rumple Foreskin
Coffee's on. Got a fresh batch of day-old danish (hint: approach the prune danish with caution)
For those into USA college basketball, this time of year is almost heaven with the NCAA tourneys getting under way. The men's field has been selected, the women's will be announced at 7:00 (eastern) tonight on ESPN.Hope your favorite squad made/makes it to the "big dance."
Soon as we start a new page, I'll post the finalist in the hotly contested LLOWBB contest.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Morning Mr. Skin...you say that danish is only a day old??? From the looks of it I think it is starting to fement...and I bet you're going to tell me you dyed it green for St. Pat's day...yeah, right...
I will take a cup of coffee though...and a shot of whatever cheap booze happened to fall off a truck recently, as seems to be the way this place works...
And btw...I think that abbreviation needs to be abbreviated...LLOWBB??? How do you remember all that?
Later,
Alan.
Oh PS: The electricity and internet are back on...I no longer have to sneak into some hotel lobby in the next town to grab a wi-fi connection...ah, here's a toast to modern conveniences...
I will take a cup of coffee though...and a shot of whatever cheap booze happened to fall off a truck recently, as seems to be the way this place works...
And btw...I think that abbreviation needs to be abbreviated...LLOWBB??? How do you remember all that?
Later,
Alan.
Oh PS: The electricity and internet are back on...I no longer have to sneak into some hotel lobby in the next town to grab a wi-fi connection...ah, here's a toast to modern conveniences...
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Hey...me again, if you want to read a well-written nicely detailed sex story...read Rockuson's stories (I was going to say read one of mine, but that never works)...Mark is one of my top two or three favorite authors, he is actually my favorite male author and I recently got him over here...
It is probably no coincidence that I read his latest he just posted the day before I wrote "A Family Reunion Chapt. 2"...but, I did have the plot worked out long before I read it...
Just a tip for today...
Later,
Alan.
It is probably no coincidence that I read his latest he just posted the day before I wrote "A Family Reunion Chapt. 2"...but, I did have the plot worked out long before I read it...
Just a tip for today...
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Good morning Rump my darling. *kisses the top of his punkin haid* I'm feeling rather peckish this morn. I'll have a shot of Baileys in my coffee. A friend of mine just butchered a cow so I'll be bringin the corned beef in for you on Wednesday. By the way, who was that man running out of the bar as if a Banshee had wailed? Said his name was Julius or something queer like that.
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By the way, who was that man running out of the bar as if a Banshee had wailed? Said his name was Julius or something queer like that.
Oh, that wasn't Julius, that was "all that is good and true", running from LadyX, who accidentally opened a portal to hell when asked to 'bare her soul'.
Not to worry, the construction crews have just about completed the repairs (with reinforced concrete slab this time- they'll take payment in "Heaven Hill" Vodka), and Lady has been asked to stick to her 'strengths' while in Rumplations...she sends her apologies in her own unique way.
I'll have a tall Irish Whiskey....keep pouring refills all week, until I pass out, then pour them slower.
