I could see me being the patient.
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
What's the matter people? Just another dull day hanging out at Rumplebations....
These girls look like they know how to spice things up a bit...
No blatant crotch shots, Alan. You know the rules.
~Admin.
Barkeep ,, all rounds on shameless ,, It is time to get down ,, or up.!!!
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
My guess it she'll be fun Shameless...just a hunch...
on this, day 1, of the LLOWBB Finals, my ballot reads as follows, in order of preference:
1- Astrid Schulz. More brunette goodness, with smooth skin, and perfectly pert (yet full) breasts. I love how models from decades past didn't seem absolutely bionic the way they tend to now- helps me to look past the dated makeup and hairstyles. from the hairline down, she is perfect.
3- Vargas Girl. If not for my brunette fetish, this would take my top spot. Not only do I love Alberto Vargas' pinup-art, but this girl's a real gem, just look at her. What a day under the hot sun, she can't help but disrobe, and certainly she has nothing to be ashamed of. Great curves, implied sultry vibes...god bless artwork that celebrates the sexual mysteries of women.
5- Jayne Mansfield. On 'Body of Work' (pun intended) she's the clear number one- no question Jayne Mansfield is sexy, but against this stiff competition (puns aplenty), she's a respectable third. Love my curvy women, and these hips deliver (naturally, I'd guess).
2- Julia Hayes. Beautiful girl, nice lingerie(from what I can tell, though I'd rather judge her without it), but looks as if she's been asked to hold this pose for fifteen more seconds...not a natural-looking pose, which counts for something. And what the hell is in the lower left hand corner? A UFO? A christmas ornament?
4- Joey Heatherton. Looks like she's probably somebody's great-aunt by the time this photo is taken. Ageist? Yes, but we aren't judging amateur crocheting projects here...it ain't show-friends, it's show-business! Also, she looks like she's about to sneeze, and that doesn't help. Again, would she be expelled from the bed for eating crumbly foods? Absolutely not, I'd call her Aunt Joey all night long, and gladly, but this is the nature of cut-throat photo-ogling.
(disclaimer: I might feel differently tomorrow)
(poor little Lambypie) !!
