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Good TGIF to everyone and a special "get better" to all who are sick, sober or otherwise indisposed. Coffee's hot and semi-fresh. Got plenty of doughnut holes for the seet tooth corwd.
Last chance to vote and/or revote in the LLOWBB contest.
Last chance to vote and/or revote in the LLOWBB contest.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
LAIDES AND GENTS, AND ALL SHIPS AT SEA!
HERE ARE YOUR FINALIST IN RUMPLATIONS' FIRST ANNUAL...
LADY LOUNGING ON THE WALL BEHIND THE BAR!
(contest, that is)
ASTRID SCHULZ (votes: Algol, LadyX, WillinBK, Exakta66)
JULIA HAYES (votes: Shameless)
VARGAS GIRL (votes: )
JOEY HEATHERTON (votes: Shameless, Rocco)
JAYNE MANSFIELD (Votes: )
Remember, vote early, often and for the good fo your honky-tonk.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Some how ,, I just got into the party mood .!!
Something tells me you're always in the party mood Mr. Shameless...
Oh, Good morning my fellow Lushs of Lush and a Happy St. Pat's to ya all...
Mr. Rumpskin...I will take an Irish coffee, in fact make it a double...only because it is St. Pat's...you understand...
After I wake up a bit I'm sure I'll have more to say...
Oh, and btw, Mr. Rumptster...those prune danish have probably been green since St. Patrick's Day of last year...and I'm being very conservative here...
Later,
Alan.
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Alan, you need a more positive attitude toward those prune danish. I'm thinking about marketing them or at least their green adornment, as a cure for those dancing the old, VD polka. Whaddaya think? (slides mug of irish coffee in Alan's general direction)
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Mr. Rumpster sir, with all due respect...you could market those danish as a lethal weapon...
Anyway...to get you early morning Lushs and Lushettes in a St. Pat's mood...not that the fine, upstanding patrons of Rumplebations aren't everyday, I wrote a little poem especially for St. Pat's Day...
So, here goes....
St. Pat's Surprise
I went out to an Irish bar,
No big deal, it wasn't far,
To see if I could get a lay,
A little something for St. Patrick's day,
A spotted a fine lass drinking green beer,
So I leaned and whispered in her ear,
Something about how I liked her face,
And would she come back to my place,
She was so drunk she actually agreed,
To follow me home and fill my need,
I was so excited as we started to strip,
My head in a whirl, my mind starting to flip,
But when I saw her naked I started to blink,
Should I believe my eyes I started to think,
I stared at the strangest sight I have seen,
For St. Pat's she had dyed her hair green,
Though what she did seemed beyond belief,
I did end up that night having green teeth.
03-17-10.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all you Lush Heads
Later,
Alan.
Anyway...to get you early morning Lushs and Lushettes in a St. Pat's mood...not that the fine, upstanding patrons of Rumplebations aren't everyday, I wrote a little poem especially for St. Pat's Day...
So, here goes....
St. Pat's Surprise
I went out to an Irish bar,
No big deal, it wasn't far,
To see if I could get a lay,
A little something for St. Patrick's day,
A spotted a fine lass drinking green beer,
So I leaned and whispered in her ear,
Something about how I liked her face,
And would she come back to my place,
She was so drunk she actually agreed,
To follow me home and fill my need,
I was so excited as we started to strip,
My head in a whirl, my mind starting to flip,
But when I saw her naked I started to blink,
Should I believe my eyes I started to think,
I stared at the strangest sight I have seen,
For St. Pat's she had dyed her hair green,
Though what she did seemed beyond belief,
I did end up that night having green teeth.
03-17-10.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all you Lush Heads
Later,
Alan.
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Oh Algol...I just noticed your fine contribution this morning...Just want you to know she gets my seal of approval...and anything else she wants...
Heck, I'd kiss her even if she wasn't Irish...
Later,
Alan.
Heck, I'd kiss her even if she wasn't Irish...
Later,
Alan.
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Oh Algol...I just noticed your fine contribution this morning...Just want you to know she gets my seal of approval...and anything else she wants...
Heck, I'd kiss her even if she wasn't Irish...
Later,
Alan.
Alan, you are such a romantic gentleman.
Finished your healthcare saga, it was funny and easy to dance to so I gave it a five,.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Much appreciated Mr. Rumpskin...I'll take fives wherever I can get 'em...when it comes to my stories, my motto is "Gimme Five"...
Right on Brother Rump...
Thanks for your vote...but the dancing is starting to look a bit silly...
Later,
Alan.
Right on Brother Rump...
Thanks for your vote...but the dancing is starting to look a bit silly...
Later,
Alan.
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Hey Lushs and Lushettes of Lush...here's one for ya for St. Pat's Day while your bending your elbow at this fine establishment...and I use that term loosely...both "fine" and "establishment"...
Anyway...
Sister Brigid was teaching her young students one day and she asked each of them what they would like to be when they grew up. She came to a little girl who responded, "When I grow up I want to be a prostitute."
Shocked, good Sister Brigid fainted on the spot. Her students rushed to revive her. When she came around, Sister asked the little girl, "What did you say you wanted to be when you grew up?" The little girl replied, "A prostitute."
"Oh thank goodness," the relieved nun replied "I thought you said a Protestant."
That's all for now...
Cheers,
Alan.
Anyway...
Sister Brigid was teaching her young students one day and she asked each of them what they would like to be when they grew up. She came to a little girl who responded, "When I grow up I want to be a prostitute."
Shocked, good Sister Brigid fainted on the spot. Her students rushed to revive her. When she came around, Sister asked the little girl, "What did you say you wanted to be when you grew up?" The little girl replied, "A prostitute."
"Oh thank goodness," the relieved nun replied "I thought you said a Protestant."
That's all for now...
Cheers,
Alan.
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One always needs to prioritize ones priorities.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Artistic Tart
Hey babes and boys, happy St. Patty's Day to all of you! Alan I hope you recovered enough to get tore down today in honor of all things good and Irish. The entertainer said you boys treated her just right, so that made my walk with your cake through the ghetto well worth it.
Algol and Shameless the pics you posted are yummy, Im sure they will add to the fun here at Rumplations. Rumple we need more whip cream and cherries for today. Just in case anyone orders pina coladas of course, lol. Oh and my vote is still with number 1, so pretty!
I won't be around much today, I work all day long and then until 2am for people celebrating St. Patricks Day and I just hope they choose to celebrate it with me so I can keep spending my time and money here! I will make a screwdriver to go and leave you in the capable hands of Kiko, who will open that cabernet, that new bottle of Sams club scotch, and when things get crazy enough, she will open your eyes a little wider.
Well I am off to entertain, wish me luck and money boys! Happy St. Patricks Day! Mwwwaahhhh
Xuani
Algol and Shameless the pics you posted are yummy, Im sure they will add to the fun here at Rumplations. Rumple we need more whip cream and cherries for today. Just in case anyone orders pina coladas of course, lol. Oh and my vote is still with number 1, so pretty!
I won't be around much today, I work all day long and then until 2am for people celebrating St. Patricks Day and I just hope they choose to celebrate it with me so I can keep spending my time and money here! I will make a screwdriver to go and leave you in the capable hands of Kiko, who will open that cabernet, that new bottle of Sams club scotch, and when things get crazy enough, she will open your eyes a little wider.
Well I am off to entertain, wish me luck and money boys! Happy St. Patricks Day! Mwwwaahhhh
Xuani
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Xuani, knock'm dead kid!!
Chef, that looks great! I left mine cooking in the slow cooker this morning, it should be ready when I get home...
Rumple, a tall beer please and none of that green stuff either Guinness will do nicely with Chef's corn beef.
Algol
Chef, that looks great! I left mine cooking in the slow cooker this morning, it should be ready when I get home...
Rumple, a tall beer please and none of that green stuff either Guinness will do nicely with Chef's corn beef.
Algol
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Al, you just hold your horses, or help yourself, while I finish my helping of Chef's grub.
LadyX, I'll check on the whip cream and cherries. What about coconut and pineapple?
Rumple Foreskin
LadyX, I'll check on the whip cream and cherries. What about coconut and pineapple?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Someone let the word out Rumples is really an Irish Pub...
Uh-oh...She not wearing green, I guess I'll have to give her a little pinch
Uh-oh...She not wearing green, I guess I'll have to give her a little pinch
Algol
Top o' the middle of the night to all of you...hope all in various levels of St. Paddy's celebration are doing good. I don't celebrate it- I figure there are a few million willing to borrow my Irish status for the day, and in return I'll gladly take that screwdriver, LadyX, with a few shots behind it for good measure on this night.
Good luck by the way, Xuani, I am sure that you will have no problems reeling them in with 'the goods' (laughs).
Cheers everybody. One drink to remember and another to forget...and what nice scenery all of you have provided to help with the latter!
Good luck by the way, Xuani, I am sure that you will have no problems reeling them in with 'the goods' (laughs).
Cheers everybody. One drink to remember and another to forget...and what nice scenery all of you have provided to help with the latter!
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Algol...If she is not wearing any green, I can slip a dollar down her G-string...
Hey Shameless...lend me a buck...
Hey Rumple...I happened to notice the addition of the letters next to your name in a recent post...so, not one to be left out...here we go...
An open letter to Mr. Rumple Foreskin, CPA…
Dear Mr. Foreskin: I just want to say on behalf of the United Porn Writers of America Union Local 6969, I would like to congratulate you on your recent ascension to the lofty position of Certified Pornography Author or CPA for short. The completion of your necessary certifications was no doubt made possible by your recent Editor Pick on Lush Stories. I want to assure you that your achievements have not gone unnoticed. So, as Pornography Head Director, or PHD for short, again I feel congratulations are in order. It is good men like you working in the trenches that help make pornography writing the fine avocation that it is today. Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
Dr. Exakta66, P.H.D…
Hey Shameless...lend me a buck...
Hey Rumple...I happened to notice the addition of the letters next to your name in a recent post...so, not one to be left out...here we go...
An open letter to Mr. Rumple Foreskin, CPA…
Dear Mr. Foreskin: I just want to say on behalf of the United Porn Writers of America Union Local 6969, I would like to congratulate you on your recent ascension to the lofty position of Certified Pornography Author or CPA for short. The completion of your necessary certifications was no doubt made possible by your recent Editor Pick on Lush Stories. I want to assure you that your achievements have not gone unnoticed. So, as Pornography Head Director, or PHD for short, again I feel congratulations are in order. It is good men like you working in the trenches that help make pornography writing the fine avocation that it is today. Keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
Dr. Exakta66, P.H.D…
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Thank you, for those kind words, whatever they were, Alan. Here's a RVP and branch for your trouble.
Shameless and Algol have done some peerless St. Pat's posting. Much, very much, appreciated.
I've been out this evening celebrating St. Pat's day at, where else, a Cajun restaurant. Et me some seafood gumbo and a mess of crawfish etouffe.
Drinks on the house.
Rumple Foreskin
Shameless and Algol have done some peerless St. Pat's posting. Much, very much, appreciated.
I've been out this evening celebrating St. Pat's day at, where else, a Cajun restaurant. Et me some seafood gumbo and a mess of crawfish etouffe.
Presonal brag: Number-one son, aka, the struggling screenwriter out in LA-LA land, said he and his writing partner got to meet at Warner Bros. today with one of dem producer type fellas what has his own production company to go over the manj-child's ideas for a sci-fi TV series. Said the guy seemed enthusiastic, but who knows? They'll meet again on Friday for a final thumbs up or down. If it's up, then the pro9ducer will hustle around for backing (money) and then a lot more things would still ave to fall in place. STill, he figures it's a win-win situation for him in that even if the thumbs are downers, just meeting with the guy should help his credibility and future chances. For a guy less than a year out of AFI's MFA program in screenwriting, even that ain't bad.
Now all he has to do is become rich and famous so he can set-up his aging parents in a style they'd like to become accustomed to.
Drinks on the house.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Morning, campers. The coffee's extra strong this morning for those still recovering from St. Pat's celebration. And for those convinced "the hair of the dog" theory is valid, there's plenty of OJ and tomato juice for those needing screwdrivers and bloody marys.
Did I mention that's Kona coffee? It's Hawaii statehood day. Celebrate accordingly.
In the, Things Weren't Always Better Back Then dept., consider this factoid from 1978:
The Bee Gees started an eight-week stay at the top of the pop music charts with Night Fever (they had a total of nine #1 hits) from the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
Rumple Foreskin
Did I mention that's Kona coffee? It's Hawaii statehood day. Celebrate accordingly.
In the, Things Weren't Always Better Back Then dept., consider this factoid from 1978:
The Bee Gees started an eight-week stay at the top of the pop music charts with Night Fever (they had a total of nine #1 hits) from the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good Morning Campers...Mr. Rumple...Since you have found some tomato juice, I will indeed take a Bloody Mary...the question is, did you find any vodka, tobasco, ice, etc???...
I guess I'll find out...if not a coffee always works...
Later,
Alan.
I guess I'll find out...if not a coffee always works...
Later,
Alan.
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Excellent choice of theme, Rumple....
I like to think I'm the Will Rogers of women worldwide: that there's not a race, nor creed, nor nationality of women that I don't like, simply because they are women, and women are beautiful, mysterious, and essential to my life (in addition to being responsible for it in the first place).
Okay, dispensing of the mushy poetic waxing...let's introduce today's second Hawaiian- she prefers grass skirts to linen ones, coconuts to pine nuts, pineapples to granny smith apples, and lounging nude in the soft light of a pacific sunset over...well, just about anything.
I sure am glad Xuani thought of the pina coladas...I'll want about three over the course of tonight, watching some basketball and keeping this one company.
Rumple, good stuff re: your kid. I'll have our Hawaiian beauty here send him a pina colada as well.
Cheers, so glad it's March 18.
I like to think I'm the Will Rogers of women worldwide: that there's not a race, nor creed, nor nationality of women that I don't like, simply because they are women, and women are beautiful, mysterious, and essential to my life (in addition to being responsible for it in the first place).
Okay, dispensing of the mushy poetic waxing...let's introduce today's second Hawaiian- she prefers grass skirts to linen ones, coconuts to pine nuts, pineapples to granny smith apples, and lounging nude in the soft light of a pacific sunset over...well, just about anything.
I sure am glad Xuani thought of the pina coladas...I'll want about three over the course of tonight, watching some basketball and keeping this one company.
Rumple, good stuff re: your kid. I'll have our Hawaiian beauty here send him a pina colada as well.
Cheers, so glad it's March 18.
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Rumple and Will, Nice pictures! I really need to get to Hawaii one of these days...
Bloody mary sounds good this morning. I had a few fingers of Tyrconnell Irish whiskey give it a try sometime when you get the opportunity.
Algol
Bloody mary sounds good this morning. I had a few fingers of Tyrconnell Irish whiskey give it a try sometime when you get the opportunity.
Algol
Algol
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Thanks, Will. Good work, Al. Greetings, Alan.
This gal isn't exactly Hawaiian, but she IS from Polynesian. Tahiti to be precise. Hope nobody minds.
Rumple Foreskin
This gal isn't exactly Hawaiian, but she IS from Polynesian. Tahiti to be precise. Hope nobody minds.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I'm going to need one of those kamikaze drinks if you're going to post pics of Polynesian puss....I mean...people.
One kamikaze special coming up, Rocco.
Rocco. Oh, Rocco. Now where'd he go? Hope he doesn't forget to vote in the LLOWBB finals.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN