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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Physicals are still required ,, aren't they ???
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Let me be the first to buy Rump a Birthday drink. A Texas Shiner? Lonestar? Dr. Pepper? Whatever the man wants goes on my tab. I may have to take out a second mortgage but, he's worth it.
LadyX
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Rumple baby, happy birthday. Work and other complicated life shit has kept me from the bar the last two days but I cant think of a better ringleader, club owner, bartender, and all around rag tag master of both the bullshit and the profound.

Love ya Mr. Skin. Your present is being prepared as we speak- stay tuned baby.
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rumpskin...I don't want you to think I'm some kind of freeloading cheapscate...though what kind there are, I am not sure...so, I got you a new barmaid for your birthday...she says she can start anytime...
What do you think???



Cheers,
Alan.

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LadyX
Artistic Tart
Well I may be late but I am always worth it!! Happy Birthday Mr. Skin.

I took the liberty to hide in waiting for you, I'm in the back office, and I have your present ready whenver you get a free minute or two:


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Sorry I didn't get it to you soon, baby, but what can I say? So many demands, so little time! I will make my absence up to all of you- screwdrivers on me, all around!

I hope you big day was a good one, you are another year young, may you have many more.


Xuani
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Lushketters. Coffee's on. We seem to have run out of OJ after yesterday's special, but there's a new case of private label vodka I just found in the back of the storeroom while interviewing one of the new applicatnts, plus plenty of tomato juice, Tabasco sauce, black pepper and such for those wanting a Bloody Mary to start, continue, or finish their day, as the case may be.

Baring an uncounted balot box or two showing up at the last minute, voting has finished in the First Annual Lady Lounging On The Wall Behind the Bar (LLOWBB) contest, and the winner is that luscious Dutch treat:

ASTRID SCHULZ




And long may she be bare behind the bar.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Yes Good Morning Lushcateers...Nice picture Lady...Rumpski...if you really need a wall decoration for this dive, I think you should look no further...
Ah yes...another day in the life of an internet porn writer...I hope the coffee is strong...
Hey Rump...I see humor is starting to get some notice on Lush...NobeUddy, another very fine author I brought over from that "other" story/chat site just got an Editor Pick for his humor piece Cupid's Arrow...it was the first thing of his I read...about a cigarette smoking Cupid who shoots the wrong person...got to love it...
So, after you are done reading my latest travel into the lower bowels of decadence A Family Reunion Chapt 4, you can read his fine story...
Just a suggestion...makes for nice reading with your morning coffee or while your on the bowl...
Cheers,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Monring, Alan. Not sure when I'll get a chance, but I'll try to check out your suggestions ASAP. The delay is due to new flooring being installed here in Rancho Rumple on Monday and Tuesday. Among the targetws of opportunity will be the room which houses the secret electronic lair of No Hope Enterprises and its subsidiary, RUMPLATIONHS: hondy-tonk & cyber bar.

Not sure when the disconnect will occure, probably tonight, nor when it will be rectified, but that it will occur is sone-cold lock. (sigh)

But be of good cheer. Not unlike Gen. MacArthur and a bad taco, I shall come back.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...so you are saying Rumplebations is actually going to get a real floor??? Wouldn't that kill the ambiance???
On another note...I found another girl who says she knows how to tend bar...in case you need help while you are taking care of the old homestead...



She says she is available and ready to do whatever it takes...
I think at least an interview is in order,
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Good evening folks- can't wait to see what's imprinted on this new floor (chuckles).

LadyX, very non-disappointing as usual...does Rumple know it's there, or were his glasses not on yet when he posted about the LLOWBB winner?
RumpleForeskin
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Good evening folks- can't wait to see what's imprinted on this new floor (chuckles).

LadyX, very non-disappointing as usual...does Rumple know it's there, or were his glasses not on yet when he posted about the LLOWBB winner?

Just mind you onw business, Mr. Will. Things are well out-of-hand back here but I'm getting to the bottom of things, so to speak..

Thanks, LadyX. Great present. Much, much appreciated.

Rumple (busy in the backroom) Foreskin

eta: My latest insult to good taste and English letters, MIXED & MATCHED: an interracial incest love story, has just been posted. Not only is it multi-category this pile of pitiful prose weighs in at just under 9000 words. So approach with caution, Tums, and No-Doze. rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...I have not read your latest story yet...but just reading the title, I think you hit six more categories...
Btw, I posted story number 69 on Lush today...I just thought that was special...
Another round for the bar...put it on my, um, tab please...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Alan, we've "talked" before about how most stories can fit in more than one category--sometimes in several. This new one probably touches on more than any other story I've ever done. More could have been added, but I decided against gilding the lilly.

It'd be fun to have a contest to see who could spot the most.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Alan, we've "talked" before about how most stories can fit in more than one category--sometimes in several. This new one probably touches on more than any other story I've ever done. More could have been added, but I decided against gilding the lilly.

It'd be fun to have a contest to see who could spot the most.

Rumple Foreskin


Yes Mr. Rumpskin...I know most stories can, but you managed to come up with a title that can fit into several categories...from one porn writer to another, I have to say I am impressed....
Oh, and while you're up and about...another drink please...just put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
(mumbles while fixing drink and sliding it over)

Alan, I'm thinking about getting in touch with your namesake, Alan Greenspan, to look into structuring a refinancing plan for your bloated bar tab.

Rumple (reduced revenue) Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Yes Mr. Rumpskin...I know most stories can, but you managed to come up with a title that can fit into several categories...from one porn writer to another, I have to say I am impressed....
Oh, and while you're up and about...another drink please...just put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.


My my my... you might write porn, but the bar-keep, Mr. Rumplexpectaions, writes erotica, in my estimation.
LadyX
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Quote by Exakta66


Yes Mr. Rumpskin...I know most stories can, but you managed to come up with a title that can fit into several categories...from one porn writer to another, I have to say I am impressed....
Oh, and while you're up and about...another drink please...just put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.


My my my... you might write porn, but the bar-keep, Mr. Rumplexpectaions, writes erotica, in my estimation.


aww no need to take a shot like that, Gypsy! LOL. Alan does his thing just fine, we leave the definitions at the door, baby.O3pEzuntzXw95PLf
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Nice new av Gypsy. Give her a drink on me Rump.
WellMadeMale
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Gypsy, is that a cock, in your avatar?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Evening, all. I'm hanging on, on-line, that is.

(mumbles to self while preparing drink orders)

You know, if this putting drinks on tabs keeps up, I'm gonna hafta get me a new calculator. My old table-model is starting to smoke, the hand-held has dead batteries, and my abacus has a bunch of busted beads.

I've re-done the first post in this thread to showcase, ASTRID SCHULZ, our very first, LLOWBB. Check out the changes if you get a chance.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Nice new av Gypsy. Give her a drink on me Rump.


Thanks! I like this av too. And thanks for the drink, it's always appreciated.

However at the moment, I'd better switch to...
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Gypsy, is that a cock, in your avatar?


No, of course not silly, it's a Phoenix; you know, the mythical bird that keeps rising from its ashes.



You were referring to the bird, weren't you?
Algol
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Good morning All,

Rumple my friend belated happy birthday, cheers… Man, Astrid looks great hanging back there!

I know you’re just a little older today but if you need any help in the backroom just holler I'll come run'n

It’s good to be back to work today, I spent most of Sunday trying to find my workbench under the “I’ll just put this here until spring” pile.

I'll have some of your strong coffee and please get Gypsy cocktail on me as well.

Algol
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It’s good to be back to work today, I spent most of Sunday trying to find my workbench under the “I’ll just put this here until spring” pile.

I'll have some of your strong coffee and please get Gypsy cocktail on me as well.

Algol


Why thank you for the cocktail! It's getting a wee bit closer to the cocktail hour, so it will be very welcome soon.

Here, have some
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Why thank you Gypsy, I have a long way to go before I can break out a dram or two from the desk draw... well, perhaps a wee bit of Bailey’s in the coffee wouldn’t hurt... umm yeah, that takes the edge off Rumples brew.

Everyone must have been out late partying after Michigan State's victory over Maryland, this place is kinda slow this moring but the company is good.


Algol
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LadyX
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Good morning Lush Lushies!!

It's early and a long night, so coffees are on me, guys and gals, I got enough for everyone:


Let me know if you need a little sumpin-sumpin in it, or if you take it straight black, like me. lol.

I need my coffee today, I work tonight until after 2am, starting at a new place too, so wish me luck!

Rumple baby, I am glad you enjoyed the present, it was sent with love- and don't worry I fuzzed out your face before I posted the vid to my website.5VpUzHK7SUDkhQb2

I think the right sexy bitch got chosen in the contest, she is yummy indeed lol. But thx for the kind words about me too Alan, you are definitely one of the sweetest five porn writers I know lol. And a union guy too, who knew?

Algol I saw the last part of that Michigan State game. More of an NBA girl myself but its good to see an exciting finish. Aint seen that many white college kids that excited since that girls gone wild promo that runs at the club at 2am lol.

Well back to the business at hand here at Rumplations- another week of fun awaits- I'm mixing up the first batch of screwdrivers when the coffee hour passes. Cheers boys and girls!


Xuani
LadyX
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Btw...Will and Lady...you posted on a forum topic from which I have refrained...
In the meantime...have a drink on me...
Cheers,
Alan.


lol, well baby, not to drag a bunch of dirty business up in here. All I will say is that he messed with the wrong girl when he went off like that. I let him know how I feel about him and now he is gone. Oh it feels good to know that one less mother____er is roaming the place. Enough on that now, Cheers!