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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Your vote and support for Ms Heatherton is commendable, Rocco. Back int the mid-60's, she did a men's shirt ad, wearing one of the company's fine products, high-heels and a smile. It ran full-page in many college newspapers and immediately became an essential item in dorms across America.

Here's to Joey H and her legs.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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" well" say guys,, I have been busy ,, but the girls just had to stop by ,, and we all know ,"you don't refuse their wishes " ,, if you know what is good for you.!!
Algol
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Damn Shameless the poor girl has busted out of her top... Here hun let me fix that for ya
Algol
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Yes ,, I can"t stand to see a woman ,, or women in too much "distress" !!
DirtyMartini
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Hey All...Yes, that picture give new meaning to "Ladies Night"...nice job again...
I'll take something strong, btw...anything with alcohol will do...
Also, would like to welcome BabeBabebuilt to this fine site known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories...her 120 or so stories have inspired more of my stories than anyone else, including Sexual Healing, among others...
Now everyone will know where I get my ideas from...
On another note...I may not be posting much for a while after I finish the fourth chapter of my series...that btw, is the first story I am "winging"...never planned a fourth chapter but realized I should include the wedding, since that is what I went to Danville for...if anyone read it, they will understand...I only planned it up to the dinner...
On yet another note...had a discussion with Wayne (xbob/Ernest/wordsmith/Josie/etc.) recently...he has bigger aspirations as a writer than I ever did...I only started doing this to see if I could put a story on the top of the Hottest Story list on another site...it was just a challenge to me, but he is a bit of a serious author...he actually reads the articles on writing.com...
Anyway, he was talking about doing a romance novel...gave me the idea of turning Sexual Healing into a novel...I think I can do a lot with it I couldn't as a short story, and since it was incredibly popular, that would make it a good choice as well...
Tentative title...Sexual Healing, The Novel...OK, no points for originallity there...
So, if I don't post much the next couple months after I finish Chapt 4 of my story...you know why...
Yes, I need that drink...can't expect me to write sober...
Later,
Alan.

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Algol
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I think I need a drink too...
Algol
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What....? @ Shameless
Algol
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It is going to be a long day for me!!
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This is true.
Algol
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Alan, Shameless it's Friday... IT'S THE WEEKEND!! Have a drink, relax it will all work out
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Quote by Algol
Alan, Shameless it's Friday... IT'S THE WEEKEND!! Have a drink, relax it will all work out

I'll drink to that. Hell, I'll drink to just about anything. In fact:

(raises glass)

I'll drink to the girls who do,
And I'll drink to who don't,
But never to the ones who say they will,
And then decide they won't.

But the ones I'll toast,
From break of day to the wee small hours of the night,
Are the ones who say, I'm not that type,
But just for you, I might.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Slow day here at RUMPLATIONS. Everybody must be out singing in the sunshine or inside working their ass off. Whatever the cause, the need to drum up more customres is evident, sooooo....

YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! In another move to enhance the ambiance for its patron(s), RUMPLATIONS, is proud to introduce its very own pinball machine.

[IMG]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n319/bayoubill/pinball_size_girl.gif[/IMG]

note: Gambling on this machine is strictly prohibited, unless the management gets a cut of the action. The same applise for any gamboling. Thank you.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by shameless009
" well" say guys,, I have been busy ,, but the girls just had to stop by ,, and we all know ,"you don't refuse their wishes " ,, if you know what is good for you.!!



bwhahahahahaha girl no 3 and 4 don't have knickers on...great stuff
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I did an upskirt and noticed that, too, Lois.

On that pinball machine, can I use the flippers and pat her butt?
RumpleForeskin
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Next time, I hope Shameless will be able to pay his models a little better so they can at least afford some bloomers. I mean, as is, the poor things might catch colds. tsk, tsk

Rocco, use your initiative.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I bet I can try to nurse them back to health if they need me !!!
DirtyMartini
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Hey Lushers and Lushettes...just stopped by to say hello and grab a quick drink to start the weekend...
Hey Rump...what fell off the truck last night? I mean, um, what's the drink special today???
Whatever it is I'll drink it...that and one of those famous Rumplebation coffees guaranteed to wake up almost anyone...
Later,
Alan.

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RumpleForeskin
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Morning, gents and gentetts. It's storming this morning out here east of Luckenbach. Got your basic thunder, lightening, rain, wind and falling temps all going strong. Great way to start the weekend. Yeah, boy.

Coffee's on. Down at the end of the bar is a pitcher of OJ and a bottle of something that might just be vodka, or gin. Shoot, for all I know it could be home-brew. Thing is I got it on specail so I'm passing the savings on to my faithless customers.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
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Might just be paint thinner too...I saw someone spill their drink the other day and I swear it took off what was left of the varnish on this old bar...

Hope not. That'd make it a multi-function product and I'd have to charge extra.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Alan, no way that gal would ever have to wait for a drink.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Slow day here at RUMPLATIONS. Everybody must be out singing in the sunshine or inside working their ass off. Whatever the cause, the need to drum up more customres is evident, sooooo....

Rumple Foreskin


I was the latter group yesterday... and today.

It's a bit chilly out there this morning that hot coffee look good, I hope I'll get a chance tio drink it before it starts getting busy here...

I think shameless is paying his models a little more than he should, a bit over dressed I'd say.

Alan it must have been the moonshine that spilt, I had that once and it will take the varnish off about anything...

I had better get my playlist running...

Algol
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RumpleForeskin
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Hate to hear you're working on the weekend, Al. Lots of folks have to do that, of course, but that doesn't make it any less a drag. Since you're a working stiff today, coffee's on the house.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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As quiet as it is getting in here ,, I might need to see if she can dance for you guys .
RumpleForeskin
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Sure thing, Alan. I imagine you need all the stimulation you can get while writing porn, I mean, erotic fiction.

Shameless, in her case, an inability to dance would NOT, I say again, NOT, be a deal breaker.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Well Rump ,, she does have a gorgeous smile!
DirtyMartini
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Nice work there Mr. Shameless...as usual I might add...
Btw, these girls were hanging around outside looking for a place to drink...and since it is such a bad neighborhood, I thought I'd invite them inside...they seem friendly...
Rumple...anything they want...just put it on my tab...

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