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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Morning, y'all. I've been floored, but though battered and bruised, I'm back.
There's a big pot of cafe au lait and a bunch of beignets for those into fine food and coffee.
And I found a new waitress for the morning shift.
Name's, Lola. Be sure to make her feel welcome.
Rumple Foreskin
Morning, y'all. I've been floored, but though battered and bruised, I'm back.
There's a big pot of cafe au lait and a bunch of beignets for those into fine food and coffee.
And I found a new waitress for the morning shift.
Name's, Lola. Be sure to make her feel welcome.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Rumple I'm Glad to see you found your way back the place has not been the same without you and brought a bunch of goodies and some nice legs too! Coffee and beignet please…
Algol
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Rumple, love wherever did you get my picture?
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Good Morning Lushers and Lushettes...Mr. 4skin...not sure what that white stuff is growing on top of the bignets...those things look a bit scary to me...I think you dragged them in with a big net on your last fishing trip...
I will have to say I admire your taste in personel these days...Lola looks like a very competent employee...just explain to her about my bar tab and feel free to take the rest of the day off...you look like you could use a rest...
In the meantime...I think I'll have the usual Rumplebation's Special Blend Java brewing in the can over there and a double shot of something strong enough to kill any germs...I heard a rumor that bourbon has great medicinal powers, let's give that a shot, eh...make it a double...yeah, that's the ticket...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
What time does Lola start, btw???
Later,
Alan.
I will have to say I admire your taste in personel these days...Lola looks like a very competent employee...just explain to her about my bar tab and feel free to take the rest of the day off...you look like you could use a rest...
In the meantime...I think I'll have the usual Rumplebation's Special Blend Java brewing in the can over there and a double shot of something strong enough to kill any germs...I heard a rumor that bourbon has great medicinal powers, let's give that a shot, eh...make it a double...yeah, that's the ticket...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
What time does Lola start, btw???
Later,
Alan.
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Rumple, love wherever did you get my picture?
Lola, ask me no questions, and I won't have to dream up any lies.
Welcome to the hottest honky-tonk at Lush. In fact, the only honky-tonk here at Lush.
(slides cup of cafe au lait and a saucer full of beignets toward Al) Don't get the powdered sugar all over the bar. On you, feel free.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Right after I have a cup of coffee.
Then your wish is my command.
Then your wish is my command.
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Oh Mr. Rumpster doesn't want powdered sugar on his new floor...
Don't worry...once Shameless and I drag that new mechanical bull in here...the new floor will look just like the old one...
And is that really your picture???
I'm Alan, by the way...pleased to meet you...
Rumpskin...get the lady a drink on me...just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
Don't worry...once Shameless and I drag that new mechanical bull in here...the new floor will look just like the old one...
And is that really your picture???
I'm Alan, by the way...pleased to meet you...
Rumpskin...get the lady a drink on me...just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Not my pic, my hair is red. Although I have done some time as a waitress. I couldn't resist with her name also being Lola. Thanks for the drink Alan.
The Right Rev of Lush
(Resists temptation to pour glass of what may or may not have once been draft beer onto, Alan By-The-Way.)
Morning, Alan. Dang but it's good to see you ol' hoss.
Lola, avoid--avoid--avoid.
By the way, Alan, when did you and Shameless get the idea for a mechanical bull?
Rumple Foreskin
Morning, Alan. Dang but it's good to see you ol' hoss.
Lola, avoid--avoid--avoid.
By the way, Alan, when did you and Shameless get the idea for a mechanical bull?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good morning Lola, welcome to Rumples.
LushPrincess wandered in one day wanting to ride a mechanical bull. It seems to have drawn in a few other riders.
Algol
LushPrincess wandered in one day wanting to ride a mechanical bull. It seems to have drawn in a few other riders.
Algol
Algol
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Well you know, Mr. 4skin...it really wasn't our idea...it was actually one of the girls...I believe our very own LushPrincess Mara...
Apparently some of the female patrons are not happy with the entertainment in this place...personally, I think the 8-track player and the nightly bar fights work just fine for me, but some of the other paying customers had a difference of opinion...
I have to admit I was not real keen on the idea at first...thought it might change the ambiance of the place, but maybe that's a good thing...
Anyway...when I came across that video of girls riding a mechanical bull wearing only whipped cream bikinis...you could imagine what happens to the whipped cream by the end of the ride...I suddenly changed my opinion on the subject...you might say my whole outlook did a 180...
So, whenever you fork up the money for the bull, Shameless and I will gladly help drag it in across the new floor and bolt it down...
Anything to help...
While you're up...another drink please....
Later,
Alan.
Apparently some of the female patrons are not happy with the entertainment in this place...personally, I think the 8-track player and the nightly bar fights work just fine for me, but some of the other paying customers had a difference of opinion...
I have to admit I was not real keen on the idea at first...thought it might change the ambiance of the place, but maybe that's a good thing...
Anyway...when I came across that video of girls riding a mechanical bull wearing only whipped cream bikinis...you could imagine what happens to the whipped cream by the end of the ride...I suddenly changed my opinion on the subject...you might say my whole outlook did a 180...
So, whenever you fork up the money for the bull, Shameless and I will gladly help drag it in across the new floor and bolt it down...
Anything to help...
While you're up...another drink please....
Later,
Alan.
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Thanks for the drinks guys. I'm off to start my day. Keep the whip cream handy. I would like a new bikini!
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I've got a hunch LP and company are having fantasies similar to this:
While I do have a weakness for the Debra Winger-type, among others, if it wasn't so danged messy, the whipped cream riders might be entertaining. But till the clean-up is worked out, I'll stick to something more along these lines.
Rumple Foreskin
While I do have a weakness for the Debra Winger-type, among others, if it wasn't so danged messy, the whipped cream riders might be entertaining. But till the clean-up is worked out, I'll stick to something more along these lines.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I've had that beer... strong stuff. You go Shameless!
Yep, that Sahmeless is tireless, among many other things.
I've redone the first post to display our newly elected, LLOWBB, Astrid Schulz. Check out the first post on this page to check it, and her, out.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Yeah, nice work Sir Rumpskin...and btw, if the whipped cream clean up is that big of a concern...I could probably round up a crew to help you out with that...
Btw...that new av pic reminds me of some of the patrons here at Rumplebations at the end of the night...holding on to the edge of the bar for dear life...
Oh well...such is life in the big city...
Later,
Alan.
Btw...that new av pic reminds me of some of the patrons here at Rumplebations at the end of the night...holding on to the edge of the bar for dear life...
Oh well...such is life in the big city...
Later,
Alan.
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I been looking all over for you Al 
Have you no shame, shamless. You trying to get that girl cocked!
Keep up the good work dude
An Rumple,,,get the bar a round, 2 for shamless's girl, couple for yourself, how ever many LusciousLola needs to paint her whipped cream bakini on, An uh,,,
put it on Al's tab
Have you no shame, shamless. You trying to get that girl cocked!
Keep up the good work dude
An Rumple,,,get the bar a round, 2 for shamless's girl, couple for yourself, how ever many LusciousLola needs to paint her whipped cream bakini on, An uh,,,
put it on Al's tab
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Hey Scooter...I see you finally found your way over to Rumplebations, consistently ranked one of the best cyber Honky-tonk bars located on an erotic story site on the entire world wide web...
I want to remind you, this place has a lot of class...all low, but it has a lot of class...
And there are ladies present...well, sometimes...so, watch your language...
And no sneaking behind the bar when Rumple goes back in his office to watch porn...
The place does have some rules...
Scooter and I go way back by the way...we went to different schools together...
And thanks for the drink Mr. Scoot...
Ah Mr 4Skin...get Mr. Scooter one back...just, ah, um...put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
I want to remind you, this place has a lot of class...all low, but it has a lot of class...
And there are ladies present...well, sometimes...so, watch your language...
And no sneaking behind the bar when Rumple goes back in his office to watch porn...
The place does have some rules...
Scooter and I go way back by the way...we went to different schools together...
And thanks for the drink Mr. Scoot...
Ah Mr 4Skin...get Mr. Scooter one back...just, ah, um...put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
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Thanks Al, and hello to the hole bar!
And I been drinkin alone all this time
Rumple,,,can I have some more cheese with that wine?
And I been drinkin alone all this time
Rumple,,,can I have some more cheese with that wine?
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Thanks Al, and hello to the hole bar!
And I been drinkin alone all this time
Rumple,,,can I have some more cheese with that wine?
Beats the hell outta not drinkin' at all, if you know what I mean, and, Scooter, if you're a friend of Al, odds are you do.
Welcome, oh, ye lonely drinker. Pull up a stool. What'll ya have?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Things having slowed down, I'm off to (re)read a Flashman novel. Those not doing the same and/or making love, have my sympathy. Those unfamiliar with the Flashman series by George MacDonald-Frazier, have my pity.
FLASHY FOREVER
Rumple Foreskin
FLASHY FOREVER
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Thanks Algol, an Rumple,
I'll have a Rum an coke, not shakin, or stirred, just jiggled, with ice, please!
And a nother round for the bar.
Yes, drinking with Al, Is drinking alone, but it's all good, as I'm used to it.
He fukin cracks my but up.
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An get shamless's girl 3 more this time, I'm buyin ifin your flyin... ~~^~~ {---(..)---| ===*===
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I'll have a Rum an coke, not shakin, or stirred, just jiggled, with ice, please!
And a nother round for the bar.
Yes, drinking with Al, Is drinking alone, but it's all good, as I'm used to it.
He fukin cracks my but up.
-------------------------------------------------- 0 An get shamless's girl 3 more this time, I'm buyin ifin your flyin... ~~^~~ {---(..)---| ===*===
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Let's get the party started.....
And bring that half cocked, sexie wench over hear shamless,,,OK!
And bring that half cocked, sexie wench over hear shamless,,,OK!