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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Wonders in… Gently taps on the bar to get Rumple’s attention.

“Can I have a Corona and a Cuervo shot? I like to start light…”

I Look around carefully, I don’t have money on me so I have to spot my prey – oh who is going to pay for Princess’s drink… I guess for now I’ll have to put it on my tab, but before the end of the night someone is going to have to pay ---- it won’t be me though. Lol

Hey, look at this! Our female clientel is really picking up! lol

Mara baby, I got you this round, but I'm sure one of the other boys will be glad to buy you a screwdriver, or tequila shot, or absinthe, or whatever you want, baby. Glad to see you here,

the pole is in the back for when things get buck wild, and we watch whatever the hell will come in clear on an old black and white TV. I keep trying to remember to bring some music but I keep forgetting. Too much weed? lol.


Make yourself at home, sister.
Thanks for the warm welcome Xuani…

Rubs hands together excitedly It’s been so long since I’ve been on a pole; I wonder if I still got it… A few more shots and I’d be willing to try!

Also, where can I put in a request for a mechanical bull…?
Algol, rumple, and my dear sinverguinza {shameless} I miss you guys so much and the bar too serve me up a good Cuba libre or in english rum and coke make it a double. before I have to run again take care all you guys hugs and kisses to my three buddies


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
I am happy to see you Mami .. I miss you . !!
I guess this is the 'honky tonk' part of Rumplations...I have almost no exposure to country music, so here's to variety, man.ZkNP7IJtZ7ZVbxy0
Hey Mami! glad to see you stopped in for a quickie, I miss seeing you around here too, I hope things are going well for you.

Mechanical bull eh... I like the idea. Rumple will have to figure out where to stick it, but he's good at that kind of thing (he's been around awhile you know)

Have another shot of Cuervo Lush Princess, Rumple must have had a great Birthday I haven’t seen around all day.

Hey Will so how did you like Hank... have a shot or two of JD you'll be sing'n along in no time

Algol
Algol
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Hey, look at this! Our female clientel is really picking up! lol

Mara baby, I got you this round, but I'm sure one of the other boys will be glad to buy you a screwdriver, or tequila shot, or absinthe, or whatever you want, baby. Glad to see you here,

the pole is in the back for when things get buck wild, and we watch whatever the hell will come in clear on an old black and white TV. I keep trying to remember to bring some music but I keep forgetting. Too much weed? lol.


Make yourself at home, sister.


Hey Xuani, add another female to the client list! Love the bar, give my regards to RumpleForeskin!

I will take a tall pineapple juice with rum, its been ages since i had one and this sticky day is perfect for it.


I'm sure that's why your shirt is off, because it's so hot right? Either way, you got it to show, and what's not to like?

Later, men and women, work calls again, so until next time..... entertain them well Xuani.TabjiiR11BOmCY6p
Good Morning Lushcateers and other assorted Lushs of Lush...it is nice to see some women in this place for a change...I figure if they survive the walk through the neighborhood, they deserve at least a drink...
Mechanical bull, eh? What's the matter, the nightly bar fights aren't enough entertainment for you???
Besides, there is enough bull in this place...
Hey Rumpster...I have some really big news...I know you keep track of these things...my latest pile of words, The Woman In The Blue Chair is my first attempt at masturbation...eh, I mean writing in that category...heck, you know what I mean...
So, this puts me in probably more categories than I can count...I only have ten fingers mind you...Oh wait, just remembered, I can count to 21 with my clothes off....
That now makes 70 stories in 15 categories...
To honor this momentous occasion and piece of Lush history...I would like to buy a round for the house...
Just, um...just ah...put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.

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Yay!! Lia's here, welcome, girl!

Well it's coffees all around again, maybe a shot of something special in it if you have something to celebrate. And of course a screwdriver later for whoever's game. Not much else to add, lush lushies- here's to Tuesday
Good morning all, it is nice to see more females in here. Alan, if they want a mechanical bull to ride and bounce them around, I think it just might be fun to watch.





I found some old donuts behind the bar and put on the coffee if anyone is interested...

Algol
Algol
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Mechanical bull eh... I like the idea. Rumple will have to figure out where to stick it, but he's good at that kind of thing (he's been around awhile you know)

Have another shot of Cuervo Lush Princess.


Don’t mind if I do Algol, I guess Rumple does know where to put it…

He’s such a pleaser!

I was feeling feisty and as soon as the bull got here I hopped on; whoops! I guess I should have worn pants… May be next time!

Nice job Lush Princess, Those shots keep ya loose and don’t worry about wearing pants I’m sure no one noticed…

Who's next for a nice slow buck?
Algol
You know Algol...thanks for setting me straight on this subject...
I wasn't keen on the idea of the mechanical bull at first, but after I found a video on the net of girls riding a mechanical bull wearing only whipped cream bikinis...I have totally changed my mind...
http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=naked+bull+riding&d=5000012023857777&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=8c183bf2,573ab1dc
It's amazing how one simple video can change a man's whole attitude...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Yes fellow bar patrons...I think the mechanical bull may be the greatest invention since sliced bread...
If you need help carrying it in...just let me know...I'll send Shameless out to help you guys...no seriously, I would actually get up out of me seat to help with this one...



Cheers,
Alan.

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Now there's something you don't see every day. A super-sized sybian!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Sorry about the mess guys, I’ll get the Lysol to wipe off the bull; who’s next?
What a great contest Alan! I better practice squirting on the whipped cream bikinis.


LushPrincess would you like to ride with a whipped cream bikini? We'll take it nice and slow...
Algol
Good Morning Fellow Lushcateers...all this talk of whipped cream bikinis, with well-placed cherries no doubt is making me hungry...
And LP, don't worry about wiping off the bull...I'm sure you can find plenty of guys here that would volunteer for that job...myself included...
Ah, yes...another day at Rumple's...
Hey Rumpster...any Irish Coffee left over from St. Pat's Day??? Hopefully this past one...
If there is, I'll take one...oh, and can you add a dash of whipped cream??? Just had a taste for it for some reason...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Good morning Alan,

You must have scared Shameless off with all that talk about him moving the bull.
I’ll have an Irish coffee… thanks

That fancy fishing rig of Rumple’s isn’t parked back, he must have gone back to his favorite fish’n hole for a few days…. He said there were so many fish out there it was like there were watching him…

Hope he has good luck this trip!

Algol
Algol
No . !! ,,, Shameless ain't scared off ,, just busy !

Looks like you've been busy going to bachelor parties or is that your bachelor party
Algol
No. !! ,, just a good time with a few friends.
This reminded me of Rumple.
I can see that Chef... good song...
Algol
It is one of my favorite getting plowed songs .
Great Bar!

Algol
Another good one Al.