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Here are two new stories and a couple poems you should check out.
STORIES
WHAT MEN WANT, by Jaymal, Reluctance
THE PAINTED LOVER, by Smiler, Love Storeis
LOVE POEMS
FOR MY LOVE, by Sassy
ONLY ONE, by Exakta (aka: Alan)
No thanks needed. Just another fine, free service of:
NO HOPE (of publication) ENT.
Rumple Foreskin CPA (cynical Porn author)
eta: Here's a cuppa Earl Grey for our Gypsy lady.
STORIES
WHAT MEN WANT, by Jaymal, Reluctance
THE PAINTED LOVER, by Smiler, Love Storeis
LOVE POEMS
FOR MY LOVE, by Sassy
ONLY ONE, by Exakta (aka: Alan)
No thanks needed. Just another fine, free service of:
NO HOPE (of publication) ENT.
Rumple Foreskin CPA (cynical Porn author)
eta: Here's a cuppa Earl Grey for our Gypsy lady.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good Morning Fine People of Lush...wow, I get a recommendation here from Mr. Rumpskin himself...usually anytime he mentions my name it's followed by a string of profanities...
I wrote that poem on a piece of scrap paper while watching wrestling last night with a friend of mine...
And thanks Gypsy for reading it and approving it...get her a drink Mr. Rumpster, she deserves one being a mod and having to read everyone's stuff...I don't even like to read my stuff, hate to see anyone else have to...
Let's see, what should I have today? How about a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...I am attempting to write a novel...I don't know why anyone put these ideas in my head, if anything it will be an interesting writing experience...that's why I posted that I would probably not be posting much on here for a while...but, poems don't count, they just sort of happen...
Oh yeah, just put that drink on my, um, ah...put it on my tab...
See ya later,
Alan.
I wrote that poem on a piece of scrap paper while watching wrestling last night with a friend of mine...
And thanks Gypsy for reading it and approving it...get her a drink Mr. Rumpster, she deserves one being a mod and having to read everyone's stuff...I don't even like to read my stuff, hate to see anyone else have to...
Let's see, what should I have today? How about a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...I am attempting to write a novel...I don't know why anyone put these ideas in my head, if anything it will be an interesting writing experience...that's why I posted that I would probably not be posting much on here for a while...but, poems don't count, they just sort of happen...
Oh yeah, just put that drink on my, um, ah...put it on my tab...
See ya later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
No, she's not bad, not bad at all--and she has great taste in hats.
BUT, she ain't no:
You know, one of these which we may or may not get for the bar. (sssh)
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Morning, Shameless. Sorry about you 'puter woes.
As long as it's not all country music, I'll flip a few quarters into it. Sounds like a good idea.
Artistic Tart
Oooh a jukebox! I was wondering when we would get the tunes up in here, nice work! 
Song requests anybody?
Song requests anybody?
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So, uh, what about a little Jerry Lee lewis, he asks.
PINK CADILLAC, Jerry Lee Lewis
Rumple Foreskin
PINK CADILLAC, Jerry Lee Lewis
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Here in Austin, Stevie Ray Vaughan is an iconic figure, literally. In a park across the big water from downtown, worshippers can congregate at this life size statue of Stevie Ray and his guitar.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Algol
I knew he was big down in your neck of the woods...
Yep. Austin takes live music VERY seriously. The PBS TV series, Austin City Limits, is a good example. It's a challenge to find a locally owned eatin' place that doesn't have a live band on weekends.
They just finished the South by Southwest Music Festival which now includes film and technology gatherings. As a local, I avoid, of course.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Buddy's still alive, ain't he??? I saw him and Junior back in the eighties...
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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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I knew he was big down in your neck of the woods...
Yep. Austin takes live music VERY seriously. The PBS TV series, Austin City Limits, is a good example. It's a challenge to find a locally owned eatin' place that doesn't have a live band on weekends.
They just finished the South by Southwest Music Festival which now includes film and technology gatherings. As a local, I avoid, of course.
Rumple Foreskin
I used to watch that all the time...
Algol
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My compliments to Algol and Alan. Those were two prime video clips and ones I'd never seen. My thanks.
Just googled, Buddy Guy. According to Wiki he's 73 and still with us.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: A great clip, Chef. You are right, of course, about Stevie Ray. I've sometimes thought how much fun it would have been if he and B.B. King and ever worked together. The same goes for Big Mama Thornton and Janis Joplin. rf
Just googled, Buddy Guy. According to Wiki he's 73 and still with us.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: A great clip, Chef. You are right, of course, about Stevie Ray. I've sometimes thought how much fun it would have been if he and B.B. King and ever worked together. The same goes for Big Mama Thornton and Janis Joplin. rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by Algol
Rumple, Was Janis Joplin from TX too... or am i confused?
She grew up in the southeast corner near the Gulf coast and Louisiana, in a place called, Port Arthur. She and former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson attended the same h/s at the same time. He was a jock while she was an outsider and they didn't know one another.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Rumple, Was Janis Joplin from TX too... or am i confused?
She grew up in the southeast corner near the Gulf coast and Louisiana, in a place called, Port Arthur. She and former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson attended the same h/s at the same time. He was a jock while she was an outsider and they didn't know one another.
Rumple Foreskin
Interesting, thanks Rumple! Are you still drinking van winkle, have one on me
Algol
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Rip Van Winkle is the designated bourbon of that great Lusher, Alan.
While I've been known to swill down practically anything, my drink of choice is Crown Royal and soda, which I'll now enjoy in lieu of RVW, if you don't mind.
Rumple Foreskin
While I've been known to swill down practically anything, my drink of choice is Crown Royal and soda, which I'll now enjoy in lieu of RVW, if you don't mind.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Rip Van Winkle is the designated bourbon of that great Lusher, Alan.
While I've been known to swill down practically anything, my drink of choice is Crown Royal and soda, which I'll now enjoy in lieu of RVW, if you don't mind.
Rumple Foreskin
Btw, Mr. Rumpskin...if you check out my profile page you can see videos of not only the one I posted here, but also Stevie Ray with the late, great Albert King, Howlin' Wolf...that's Mr. Wolf to you and other fine, tasteful choices...
I also have some nice audio selections...that is if Mr. Algol hasn't stolen them all...watch him, he's known for that...
And yes, RVW is considered top shelf in this fine establishment...I can't recall what the Michelin Guide has to see about Rumplebations, but it is no doubt very flattering...
Those kind words aught to be good for one on the house, eh Mr. 4skin??? If not...just, um, ah...put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Afternoon, Alan. I've got a Tab just for you.
Enjoy.
Rumple Foreskin
Enjoy.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I also have some nice audio selections...that is if Mr. Algol hasn't stolen them all...watch him, he's known for that...
Alan.
Alan, I only grabbed the good ones...
Shameless, if you put enough rum with the "Tab" it not too bad...
Algol
Algol
Artistic Tart
Early morning or late night to all you lush lushies still stumbling around in the bar! 
It's been a looooong night for me but a good one. Time for some sleep then do it all over again but first:
New day, different kinda soul?
See you guys and girls around later
Xuani
It's been a looooong night for me but a good one. Time for some sleep then do it all over again but first:
New day, different kinda soul?
See you guys and girls around later
Xuani