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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Hey Mr. Rumpskin...I have a feeling that now that Scooter found this bar, a little sugar on the floor will be the least of your worries...
Hey Shameless...make sure you bolt down that mechanical bull real good now...and if Scooter tries to drag it out back to his truck to sell it for scrap, um, go get Rumple...
And Rump...you might want to hide that cigar box you been using as a cash register...just in case you actually do get a paying customer here one day...ah heck, you probably won't have to worry about that for a while...
Nice to see you here Scooter...
If your buying, I think I'll stick around for a bit...
Later,
Alan.
Hey Shameless...make sure you bolt down that mechanical bull real good now...and if Scooter tries to drag it out back to his truck to sell it for scrap, um, go get Rumple...
And Rump...you might want to hide that cigar box you been using as a cash register...just in case you actually do get a paying customer here one day...ah heck, you probably won't have to worry about that for a while...
Nice to see you here Scooter...
If your buying, I think I'll stick around for a bit...
Later,
Alan.
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RUMPLATIONS: honky tonk and cyber bar
Look, gang, fun's fun, but that damn mechanical bull has gotta go!
Just caught him "had his way" with the new, store-bought, automatic dishwasher. Now the poor thing ain't puttin' out--dishes, that is, clean or otherwise. The beastly brute. The mind shudders at the thought of what he might do to the new pinball machine.
So somebody better get him outta here or I'll get my wire cutters and turn him into a steer.
Hi ya, Chef. What'll ya have?
Rumple Foreskin
Look, gang, fun's fun, but that damn mechanical bull has gotta go!
Just caught him "had his way" with the new, store-bought, automatic dishwasher. Now the poor thing ain't puttin' out--dishes, that is, clean or otherwise. The beastly brute. The mind shudders at the thought of what he might do to the new pinball machine.
So somebody better get him outta here or I'll get my wire cutters and turn him into a steer.
Hi ya, Chef. What'll ya have?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I'll just throw that bull in my truck, rumpleton,, hic,,,,,
And give All a few,,hic,,,and every one else,,hic
Let's see,,,??? hoof in boot! hic,,,,naw,,scrap,,,,,naw,,, sex machine!
Hic hic,,, yeap!
And give All a few,,hic,,,and every one else,,hic
Let's see,,,??? hoof in boot! hic,,,,naw,,scrap,,,,,naw,,, sex machine!
Hic hic,,, yeap!
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Scooter if you could take it to the pole barn outback and toss a tarp over it... next time Rumple goes fish'n we'll have another bull ride’n contest whipped cream and all
Have another rum and coke
Algol
Have another rum and coke
Algol
Algol
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Some how ,, I could see us becoming regular drinking Buddies ,, Scooter .
Hey Shameless...if you do decide to become regular drinking buddies with Scooter...I would recommend carrying um, "bail money" with you at all times...you never know...
Just a friendly word of advice...
Where did Scooter go anyway? That's OK, maybe better I don't know...
Hey Rumple, you got wheel locks on your truck???
Later,
Alan.
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Wheel locks? What wheels?
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by shameless009
,,,, Shit ,,, might need bail money for both of us.
If youse guys want to carry enough bail money, you might as well travel around in one of these.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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No, that's even worse...Shameless would try to install a mechanical bull in it and Scooter would try to sell the whole thing for scrap...
But...I can see your point...
So, I take it Mr. Rumple, the next time Shameless, Scooter and myself go out somewhere...you are not going to come along???
If we had any feelings, they might be hurt...
But, I wouldn't worry about that too much.
Later,
Alan.
But...I can see your point...
So, I take it Mr. Rumple, the next time Shameless, Scooter and myself go out somewhere...you are not going to come along???
If we had any feelings, they might be hurt...
But, I wouldn't worry about that too much.
Later,
Alan.
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You might say ,, We are known by the company we keep ..
Shameless, you guys are known by vice squads in eleven counties, campus security officers at that all-girl bible college, and, let's see, oh yeah, almost forgot, also by Fish & Game Dept. Rangers (?), two divorce lawyers, and some knuckle dragger named Bruno DeBreaker from Cosa Nostra Collections.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Well Reverend Rumple ,, Before you prophesy here ,, Just allow me to say . ,, We will give them a run for the money !!
In the case of Bruno, I'd say that's a very healthy idea.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Morning, y'all. Coffee's on. 
There's a plateful of doughnut holes and/or ping-pong balls at the dark end of the bar. You'll have to help yourself. Lola called in sick. Not sure of what, or who.
Al, IMHO, it makes no difference which of those dudes get on your ass--it's gonna be a bad day for your derrier, among other anatomical areas.
I've been a'thinking that this joint may need a jukebox. The floor's open for discussion--but you might want to avoid that wet spot over in the corner.
Rumple Foreskin
There's a plateful of doughnut holes and/or ping-pong balls at the dark end of the bar. You'll have to help yourself. Lola called in sick. Not sure of what, or who.
Al, IMHO, it makes no difference which of those dudes get on your ass--it's gonna be a bad day for your derrier, among other anatomical areas.
I've been a'thinking that this joint may need a jukebox. The floor's open for discussion--but you might want to avoid that wet spot over in the corner.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I'll stick with the black coffee thanks Rumple, I'm not sure either which one either only time will tell I reckon...
These servers seem to have a bit of a hiccup this moring and a I don't mean Lola..
I looked up a "Seeburg" Shameless very nice looking box...
Algol
These servers seem to have a bit of a hiccup this moring and a I don't mean Lola..
I looked up a "Seeburg" Shameless very nice looking box...
Algol
Algol
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I say again, IMHO, there's no doubt what this bar may or may not possibly need, among other things, is a:
You know, something along these lines.
Floor's open to any sage wisdom, counsel and/or advice--but watch out for that wet spot over in the corner.
Rumple Foreskin
You know, something along these lines.
Floor's open to any sage wisdom, counsel and/or advice--but watch out for that wet spot over in the corner.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I'll stick with the black coffee thanks Rumple, I'm not sure either which one either only time will tell I reckon...
These servers seem to have a bit of a hiccup this moring and a I don't mean Lola..
I looked up a "Seeburg" Shameless very nice looking box...
Algol
Al, the subject under discussion is JUKEBOXES, such as the famed, Seeburg, not actress Jean Seberg.
Though admittedly I could be wrong about that.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
My mistake..
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No, she's not bad, not bad at all--and she has great taste in hats.
BUT, she ain't no:
You know, one of these which we may or may not get for the bar. (sssh)
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Morning, Shameless. Sorry about you 'puter woes.
BUT, she ain't no:
You know, one of these which we may or may not get for the bar. (sssh)
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Morning, Shameless. Sorry about you 'puter woes.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Morning, Gypsy. You are, of course, right about Ms Seberg. A most talented lust object and no doubt a real fan of JUKEBOXES.
Anyway, what'll you have this am?
Rumple Foreskin
Anyway, what'll you have this am?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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That box looks fine to me ,, But I am having problems with my computer this morning ,, just bare with me !!!
Shameless I think the servers had a hard time waking up this morning... it took me a while to get on here this AM
Algol