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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Good Morning All,
Ladyx, glad you had a good night.
Shameless, how you doing buddy check out my clip of from "We were soldiers" it's funny.
I'll have a irish coffee to start my weekend... cheers!
Algol
Ladyx, glad you had a good night.
Shameless, how you doing buddy check out my clip of from "We were soldiers" it's funny.
I'll have a irish coffee to start my weekend... cheers!
Algol
Algol
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Did you even go to bed,,,shameless?
Out humpin the girl dogs all night!
You lucky dog you.
I was just out sniffin,,,,myself
Out humpin the girl dogs all night!
You lucky dog you.
I was just out sniffin,,,,myself
The Right Rev of Lush
RUMPLATIONS: honky tonk and cyber bar
Now just one cotton picking minute. How-for-come the usual suspects have already been in this morning and now all the pork skins have been gutted down (empty packages everywhere), my illustrated edition of Popular Pornographer has been soiled, and the coffee pot's so drained even the sludge in the bottom is missing?
(mumbles under breathe while starting a fresh pot of coffee -- crams a Johnny Paycheck tape into the the old 8-track and turns, Take This Job And Shove It, up LOUD, pinches Lola's bouncing butt, gets off floor, wipes at the stains on Popular Pornographer, then pours cuppa coffee and studies the results.
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Rumple Foreskin
Now just one cotton picking minute. How-for-come the usual suspects have already been in this morning and now all the pork skins have been gutted down (empty packages everywhere), my illustrated edition of Popular Pornographer has been soiled, and the coffee pot's so drained even the sludge in the bottom is missing?
(mumbles under breathe while starting a fresh pot of coffee -- crams a Johnny Paycheck tape into the the old 8-track and turns, Take This Job And Shove It, up LOUD, pinches Lola's bouncing butt, gets off floor, wipes at the stains on Popular Pornographer, then pours cuppa coffee and studies the results.
)Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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shameless did it
busy morning, huh rumple?
busy morning, huh rumple?
The Right Rev of Lush
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shameless did it
busy morning, huh rumple?
Morning, Scooter. No doubt Shameless did, but NOT as a solo act.
Truth be told, "She Who Must Be Obeyed" is in post-new flooring, furniture moving mode. Believers in a supreme being are asked to light candles, say prayers, etc. while heathens cross their fingers.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Mornig all.
Yea,, I think they call him shameless for a reason
Yea,, I think they call him shameless for a reason
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Hey Rumple, Scooter, how you guys doing this morning, Wow this place is a mess, did the Mechanical Bull get loose last night?
I ready for a little shot of Irish whiskey to start off the afternoon. Here's to a great weekend, cheers!
ALgol
I ready for a little shot of Irish whiskey to start off the afternoon. Here's to a great weekend, cheers!
ALgol
Algol
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Ssssssup Algol,
Get em a double rumple
Get em a double rumple
The Right Rev of Lush
The wife-unit is taking a break to re-fresh and plan phase two of Operation Re (as in, re-arrange, re-do, and re-ject any pleas for mercy. This could be a very long weekend.
(slides drinks to Al and Scooter)
Wonder if "Nearer My God To Thee" by the Titanic Swimming Band is on the jukebox?
Rumple Foreskin
(slides drinks to Al and Scooter)
Wonder if "Nearer My God To Thee" by the Titanic Swimming Band is on the jukebox?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I'll go slip a quarter in it ,, and find out. Got change for a $20
Where is every one?
Where is every one?
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I wish it were about 15 degrees warmer outside its sunny but cold, the wiskey hits the spot, Thanks Scooter!
Rumple my friend, its a good thing you are hide'n out here with us with all that Re go'n on... I do see my time for Re is coming soon, but so far its just been talk.
I've seen some good basketball this week... it's been fun to watch.
Algol
Rumple my friend, its a good thing you are hide'n out here with us with all that Re go'n on... I do see my time for Re is coming soon, but so far its just been talk.
I've seen some good basketball this week... it's been fun to watch.
Algol
Algol
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I'll go slip a quarter in it ,, and find out. Got change for a $20
Where is every one?
Can I change a twenty? Is a pig's ass pork? Hand it over and see how fast I can change it into a ten.
(slides draft beer and a quarter painted red toward Scooter.)
Here you go. Put the beer in you and the quarter in the jukebox.
As for the usual suspects, maybe they're pulling a "Dylan" and are out, "...making love or else expecting rain."
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rumpster...speaking of that "new" jukebox...don't know where you found that, but it ate a bunch of my quarters again...I think I put about ten bucks in, but if you, um, reimburse me out of the register all will surely be forgotten...
Oh great, Scooters here...hey Scootie, can you buy me a drink until later? Things have been a bit tight lately...I'm waiting on a check, told they put it in the mail...
Ok, I know I told Mr. Rumpskin that a couple of months ago, but it's true this time...they assured me...
In the meantime, I'll take a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...whatever is top shelf this afternoon...
Have to go now.
Later,
Alan.
Oh great, Scooters here...hey Scootie, can you buy me a drink until later? Things have been a bit tight lately...I'm waiting on a check, told they put it in the mail...
Ok, I know I told Mr. Rumpskin that a couple of months ago, but it's true this time...they assured me...
In the meantime, I'll take a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...whatever is top shelf this afternoon...
Have to go now.
Later,
Alan.
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Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Oh and Scooter...would you believe Lush rejected poor Brian Damage's poem???
The nerve of some people...I was going to post it here for him as a favor...
I'm a nice guy that way.
Later,
Alan.
The nerve of some people...I was going to post it here for him as a favor...
I'm a nice guy that way.
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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yea,well
I ,,,,,,
Umm???
I ,,,,,,
Umm???
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by scooter
yea,well
I ,,,,,,
Umm???
I swear that Scooter does have the gift of gab.
Alan, got this double-sawbuck from my grandpappy and have been saving it ever since, just waiting for the right moment to spend it.. But your pitiful wails and lamentations have touched my, uh, hearts. So here. Spend it in good health.
Rumple (he's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good) Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Artistic Tart
Rumple Baby, it is a beautiful day, give me a tall screwdriver and whatevers left of the beignets and donuts. I got things to do, no time for love, but wanted to stop in and give you a kiss on the cheek.
Hey, is that the issue of Popular Pornographer that my pictures made it into? lol. I keep trying to take it home but then it always ends up in the pub bathroom again!
I think I will go try the mechanical bull now, lushprincess says its well worth the two quarter price of admission.
Hey, is that the issue of Popular Pornographer that my pictures made it into? lol. I keep trying to take it home but then it always ends up in the pub bathroom again!
I think I will go try the mechanical bull now, lushprincess says its well worth the two quarter price of admission.
The Right Rev of Lush
Lady, feel free to take that copy of PP home with you. Just be aware that the owner and alll previous readers are included in the deal.
You are, of course, welcome to the tallest screwdriver this bar can produce. HOWEVER, since we're fresh out of tipp-glasses, you might want to wait until after going one-on-one with the mechanical bull to inbibe.
(Lady spotted on bull)
Rumple Foreskin
You are, of course, welcome to the tallest screwdriver this bar can produce. HOWEVER, since we're fresh out of tipp-glasses, you might want to wait until after going one-on-one with the mechanical bull to inbibe.
(Lady spotted on bull)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Think I'll biff the new pinball machine.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Toe's music vids,,
Thats a good one
thanks biker dude bum1975
Thats a good one
thanks biker dude bum1975
The Right Rev of Lush
Sounds great. Carbs forever!
Here you go, Chef. Enjoy.
Rumple Foreskin
Here you go, Chef. Enjoy.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Rumple that doesn’t look like the Boone's Farm you serve the rest of us... or did you find a fancy bottle to fill up from the box?
Algol
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Yeah Rump, where did you steal the wine from?
Going back to yesterday, I believe it was...this is who I was trying to think of as far as great bluesmen from Texas go...there is a Stevie Ray video with Johnny on it as well, and vids on YouTube, but most are fairly long...and I was lucky enough to see Johnny as well, his album "Showdown" with Albert Collins and Robert Cray is one of my all time favorite albums...and if you have never heard it...you should do something about that...
Going back to yesterday, I believe it was...this is who I was trying to think of as far as great bluesmen from Texas go...there is a Stevie Ray video with Johnny on it as well, and vids on YouTube, but most are fairly long...and I was lucky enough to see Johnny as well, his album "Showdown" with Albert Collins and Robert Cray is one of my all time favorite albums...and if you have never heard it...you should do something about that...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Oh and Scooter...would you believe Lush rejected poor Brian Damage's poem???
The nerve of some people...I was going to post it here for him as a favor...
I'm a nice guy that way.
Later,
Alan.
Yes, I'm sure the majority of our readers wish to read a poem about an old guy lusting after a "little schoolgirl". Is that the one you mean?
You were going to post it here as a "favour" to him? Your disrespect for this site is unashamed.
The piano can start playing again now...sorry Rumple.
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Morning rumple and all.
Sounds like I'm gonna need to get Al a triple and a pen an papper.
We get that alcohaul in him, he''ll be dreaming up a new one soon.
Get nicola what ever she likes as well, yourself, and a drippin wet but for me,,,,,,,,,,,,I mean Bud
Sounds like I'm gonna need to get Al a triple and a pen an papper.
We get that alcohaul in him, he''ll be dreaming up a new one soon.
Get nicola what ever she likes as well, yourself, and a drippin wet but for me,,,,,,,,,,,,I mean Bud
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Good morning... coffee black for me please.
Rumple are you going to blow the dust off and turn on the big screen for the basketball games today?
Algol
Algol