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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Ya don't say, Huh shameless
Get shameless water on the rocks (in a bowl)
and anything else he wants.
Thinking he's got hot pipes,,,
Get shameless water on the rocks (in a bowl)
and anything else he wants.
Thinking he's got hot pipes,,,
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by nicolaQuote by Exakta66
Oh and Scooter...would you believe Lush rejected poor Brian Damage's poem???
The nerve of some people...I was going to post it here for him as a favor...
I'm a nice guy that way.
Later,
Alan.
Yes, I'm sure the majority of our readers wish to read a poem about an old guy lusting after a "little schoolgirl". Is that the one you mean?
You were going to post it here as a "favour" to him? Your disrespect for this site is unashamed.
The piano can start playing again now...sorry Rumple.
Yeah, um that was the one...jeez, the landlord had to walk in when I was telling my story...
Actually I post my stuff under three name on that "other" site I started on...the romantic stuff gets posted under 67Goat, the more deviant stuff, like my story where Brian has sex with his sister in the church during his cousin's wedding get posted under BrianDamage and the more fun stuff like my latest poem still get posted under Exakta66...
Scooter knew what I was talking about...
Actually Brian and Gary do better than me over there ratings wise...they must be better writers...
Btw, there was no sex in it Nicola, the old guy was just taking a look.
Hang out, I'll buy you a drink...Hey Mr. Rumpskin, get Nicola a drink...put it on my um, ah, my tab...
Btw, Mr Rumster...I know you are starting to think I'm never going to pay off my tab...that I am just some sort of freeloading bum who is always looking for a free drink, but I want you to know that is far from the case. Yes sir...I have a sure fire plan to pay off my tab by tonight...you'll be impressed here...
You see, a friend of a friend has a cousin who's dog groomer has an ex who used to work down at the track. So, I got a sure tip on a horse that is guaranteed to win today...Yes Sir, Mr. Rump...this is a sure thing if I've ever heard one...
So, I pulled out the cushions of the sofa and managed to come up with $2.46 in assorted change and a half-eaten ham sandwhich...
Anyway, I intend to go to the track later and plop down the entire $2.41 on Glue Factory in the sixth...
Like I said, this is a sure thing...since the odds are a million to one, I should have a nice down payment on my tab for you tonight...
I know this is a sure thing because he even sent me a picture of the horse...
So, in case you think I'm not serious about paying you back...ha...you'll see...
In the meantime, can I get a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...just, um, put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Hey Al,,,about time you rolled out!
I got a buck 2 fifty you can put down on that sure winner there, and a rooster.
Put the rooster near the horse, an wake his butt up befor the race will ya?
I'll be in the stands cheering
I got a buck 2 fifty you can put down on that sure winner there, and a rooster.
Put the rooster near the horse, an wake his butt up befor the race will ya?
I'll be in the stands cheering
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Scooter, I don't want to be the one to tell you but... I don't thing that horse is getting up 
I know there's a bottle of Irish cream around here... ah.. there it is anyone want a spalsh in their coffee?
Algol
I know there's a bottle of Irish cream around here... ah.. there it is anyone want a spalsh in their coffee?
Algol
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, groupies and gropers. Coffee's on. Got a plate-full of breakfast taco's for those needing more than just a caffeine and/or alcohol boost.
Al, if you can find some tinfoil to wrap around the rabbit ears, then I'm more than willing to see if the old Sylvania will work today. Good luck.
About poetry: If it ain't fittin' to appear on the wall of the last stall in the men's room of the bus station in Phoenix City, Alabama, then it's VERY questionable whether it should appear here, probably. I hope that settles the issue once and/or for all.
(slides drink(s) toward, Alan) "Here you go, Mr. Exakta. Anyone who bets the farm on, Glue Factory, needs all the support he can get. Don't worry about paying, I'll put it on Scooter's tab.
As for the origins of that bottle of wine (see last page) RUMPLATIONS adheres to a strict, "Don't Ask and I Won't Tell" policy.
Rumple Foreskin
Al, if you can find some tinfoil to wrap around the rabbit ears, then I'm more than willing to see if the old Sylvania will work today. Good luck.
About poetry: If it ain't fittin' to appear on the wall of the last stall in the men's room of the bus station in Phoenix City, Alabama, then it's VERY questionable whether it should appear here, probably. I hope that settles the issue once and/or for all.
(slides drink(s) toward, Alan) "Here you go, Mr. Exakta. Anyone who bets the farm on, Glue Factory, needs all the support he can get. Don't worry about paying, I'll put it on Scooter's tab.
As for the origins of that bottle of wine (see last page) RUMPLATIONS adheres to a strict, "Don't Ask and I Won't Tell" policy.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
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Where is that beer Algol invited me here for ??
Here, this'll have to do you.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Shameless, I was out gathering up some other friends of yours...it looks like Rumple had me covered on the beer 
Algol
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Anytime... we better break out that old bottle van winkle Rumple has beneath the bar and have a quick one before he gets back...
While I pour those could you do a Fonzie and give that TV a whack or two see if it will help the picture come in better. Ehhhh...
While I pour those could you do a Fonzie and give that TV a whack or two see if it will help the picture come in better.
Ehhhh... Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Don't biff too hard--it might loosen a tube.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Might not biff too hard--it might loosen the tubes.
Rumple Foreskin
Tubes... Rumple don't tell me that it's not FCC compliant, the game is coming on...
Algol
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who you wanting to watch Algol.
I'll bring in my 13" black an white wide screen for the Masters in a few weeks,
I'll have what every one else is having rumple,,,even if it's a foo-foo drink
I'll bring in my 13" black an white wide screen for the Masters in a few weeks,
I'll have what every one else is having rumple,,,even if it's a foo-foo drink
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Scooter, Michigan State vs Tenn ... for the masters I'll rent us a big screen for the weekend, nothing like watching the Masters in HD
Algol
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Coppy dude
I know Lanny Watkins personally, and been tryin for 2 years for tickets.
He said next year looks good,,,mebe.
I'll get @ least 2!
If I get them, were all goin.
I got the suite an the first 20 rounds (of beer)
Being from Oh. and my brothers from Detroit,,,,,
Go Tennasee
I know Lanny Watkins personally, and been tryin for 2 years for tickets.
He said next year looks good,,,mebe.
I'll get @ least 2!
If I get them, were all goin.
I got the suite an the first 20 rounds (of beer)
Being from Oh. and my brothers from Detroit,,,,,
Go Tennasee 
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Very cool... I have a few friends that have been to the Masters and said it like no other tournament.
It would be fun to stop and golf a few places on the way down and back.
Come on scooter it's a big ten team... Man, you should be for MI state
It would be fun to stop and golf a few places on the way down and back.
Come on scooter it's a big ten team... Man, you should be for MI state
Algol
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Just fuc... I mean mess'n with ya scooter
We WIN! Drinks all round Rumple my man!
We WIN!
Drinks all round Rumple my man! Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Evening, everyone. Two entertaining games this afternoon. I was sorta semi-pulling for Baylor to upset Duke. Waco, home of the Bears is about an hour up the road from Austin. Now I'm down to pulling for Butler.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Hello Birdie! welcome to Runplations,
What would you like to drink and feel free to hop on the mechanical bull or toss a coin or two in the jukebox.
Rumple I have to go with Mich St and W Virginia... for the final game
Cheers,
Algol
What would you like to drink and feel free to hop on the mechanical bull or toss a coin or two in the jukebox.
Rumple I have to go with Mich St and W Virginia... for the final game
Cheers,
Algol
Algol
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Are Ducky's allowed in this establishment? :d/
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
