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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Artistic Tart
Daaamn, Lois what an entrance! My kind of fun up in here!
I will sit back, have a tall white russian
while I holler and help these fine contestants raise the roof.
Wet t-shirts baby! Idea of the day, 100 drinks for you Loislane.7Wp4m0X1U0HOoNPC
I will sit back, have a tall white russian
while I holler and help these fine contestants raise the roof.
Wet t-shirts baby! Idea of the day, 100 drinks for you Loislane.7Wp4m0X1U0HOoNPC
Artistic Tart
Rumple, I had a good weekend, so put all those drinks on my tab, lol. Matter of fact, all the tittie contestants drinks are on me, baby!
Artistic Tart
Quote by Algol
Van Winkle for me neat please, Thank you LadyX
you in the wet t-shirt context too, baby? Men and women together in the contest- respect!! lol
Hell maybe I will jump in myself.
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Quote by LadyXQuote by Algol
Van Winkle for me neat please, Thank you LadyX
you in the wet t-shirt context too, baby? Men and women together in the contest- respect!! lol
Hell maybe I will jump in myself.
Just this once... for you sweet lush ladies
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Greetings and salutations. It always does a barkeep's heart good to have frisky females around and a bar full of early drinkers. Now if there were some early payers, the old Rumple's Monday would be complete.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Did I hear right…? WET t-shirt contest! I’m in 
… hope you don’t mind, I brought my friend along, enjoy ladies!
… hope you don’t mind, I brought my friend along, enjoy ladies!
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Hey Rumple, you just roll'n in?
Alan has been collecting all the cash for the drinks, he said something about the cash register being broken...
Easy there Lois that's why i don't take off my shirt much... it always seem to get me in trouble
LushPrincess great to see you so to speak
Algol
Alan has been collecting all the cash for the drinks, he said something about the cash register being broken...
Easy there Lois that's why i don't take off my shirt much... it always seem to get me in trouble
LushPrincess great to see you so to speak
Algol
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Oh, sisters, here at RUMPLATIUONS, cleanliness is next to Godliness, by God.
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Algol, if Alan is going to try and get by on the cash intake of this joint, then I pity the poor thang. As for the regiser, it works fine IF you have the right keys and know the combination.
Basketball-wise, your picks for the men's final is solid, though I'll still be pulling for the Butler Underdogs.
There'll be a rematch of the Bayylor-Duke game tonight in a women's regional final. If you like bb, be sure to check it out. Both teams plya serious defense and Baylor has a 6' 8" freshman who can PLAY. If you catch any of the game, be sure to let me know what you think.
Rumple Foreskin
Basketball-wise, your picks for the men's final is solid, though I'll still be pulling for the Butler Underdogs.
There'll be a rematch of the Bayylor-Duke game tonight in a women's regional final. If you like bb, be sure to check it out. Both teams plya serious defense and Baylor has a 6' 8" freshman who can PLAY. If you catch any of the game, be sure to let me know what you think.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
You're a fine, if rare, paying customer, Chef. Here's your drink:
and here's your change:
Rumple Foreskin
and here's your change:
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by chefkathleen
Thank you Sir. And I didn't even have to get a shirt wet for it.
I'd like to have that twenty. Is it real? I have a few Silver Certificates still and a few others.
You're more than welcome. Can't have too much of a good thing, if you know what i mean.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
There'll be a rematch of the Bayylor-Duke game tonight in a women's regional final. If you like bb, be sure to check it out. Both teams plya serious defense and Baylor has a 6' 8" freshman who can PLAY. If you catch any of the game, be sure to let me know what you think.
Rumple Foreskin
I'll be sure to check it out... I'll have a tall draft please...
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
You can have the cash rumple,,
If I can have miss Lanes acountant
If I can have miss Lanes acountant
The Right Rev of Lush
Lou, please tell Bambi (a fungible asset if I've ever seen one) that , Bodachia, (you can call her, Bo) our Chief Financial Officer, handles all tab reconciliations.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Not if Alan and/or Shameless are the reconcillies, no.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Not if Alan and/or Shameless are the reconcillies, no.
Rumple Foreskin
Good call Rumple!!!
jello wrestling could bring in more revenue... Got to love Lois, always think that girl...
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
No doubt about it, Lois is sui generis. No, acutally, she's Louisana, but you get the idea.
Question: would that be sugar-free or regulalr Jello?
Rumple Foreskin
Question: would that be sugar-free or regulalr Jello?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN