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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Quote by Loislane
(giggles) you'll have to do a taste test and find out ,Rumple
A seedy old barkeep's gotta do what a seedy old barkeep's gotta do, or something kinda like that.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Go a head Rumple jump on in, I have the defibrillator paddles charged and ready just in case you get too excited 
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Thanks anyway, Al. My live-in nurse has a lot of experience in getting my ticker tocking.
Oops, looks like it's time for another treatment.
Rumple (Rx) Foreskin
Quote by Algol
Go a head Rumple jump on in, I have the defibrillator paddles charged and ready just in case you get too excited
Thanks anyway, Al. My live-in nurse has a lot of experience in getting my ticker tocking.
Oops, looks like it's time for another treatment.
Rumple (Rx) Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Algol, I hope you got a chance to watch some the Baylor/Duke women's bb game. IMHO, the Griner kid from Baylor, all 6'-8" of her, is something very special.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Algol, I hope you got a chance to watch some the Baylor/Duke women's bb game. IMHO, the Griner kid from Baylor, all 6'-8" of her, is something very special.
Rumple Foreskin
I did, those ladies can shoot! I agree Rumple, Griner was fun to watch. Watching stanford- xavier now... great games Rumple thanks for the tip!
Algol
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Wow,,can I have a tripple,,,,?? Any thing rumple.
I need to cool down, been looking at all the nice beer holders you got around here!
Maybe a hot cup a java, and I'll just enter the wet panties contest!
I need to cool down, been looking at all the nice beer holders you got around here!
Maybe a hot cup a java, and I'll just enter the wet panties contest!
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Shameless you chase'n your tail again...son, that will make your day real long... you better have another cup of coffee 
On second thought I'll have what he's having...
On second thought I'll have what he's having...
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, world and all lost souls here at RUMPLATIONS.
Coffee's on and extra strong to better aid and abet, Shameless, and there's lots of it.
As for the Danish, don't ask. Best I can figure, they're left over from St. Patrick's day. That'd explain their green tint, right?
Glad you enjoyed the Baylor/Duke game, Al. Stanford'd two-point win over Xavier wasn't bad TV, either. Of course, UConn is the 500 pound gorilla of the women's tourney, but the final four could still be fun.
Rumple Foreskin
Coffee's on and extra strong to better aid and abet, Shameless, and there's lots of it.
As for the Danish, don't ask. Best I can figure, they're left over from St. Patrick's day. That'd explain their green tint, right?
Glad you enjoyed the Baylor/Duke game, Al. Stanford'd two-point win over Xavier wasn't bad TV, either. Of course, UConn is the 500 pound gorilla of the women's tourney, but the final four could still be fun.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey, um...Good Morning Lushers and Lushettes...
Ah, hey Scooter...do you have a couple of bucks I can borrow...just till I get back on my feet...
Hey Mr. Rumpskin...ah, I know I told you the other day I'd pay down my tab...
(Rumages through empty pockets)
But, ah Glue Factory was not all he was cracked up to be...I know, hard to believe. I got that tip from a handicapper at the track, he didn't tell me the horse was handicapped...I should have known something was wrong when they had to drag him out to the starting gate...
Let's just say it went downhill from there...
(Rumages through empty pockets, pulls out ball of lint)
Hey, um...I got another tip on a horse though, I'll post the pic a bit later...I just need a quick drink...
Ah, um, double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...just, um, put it on my tab for now...
Cheers,
Alan.
Ah, hey Scooter...do you have a couple of bucks I can borrow...just till I get back on my feet...
Hey Mr. Rumpskin...ah, I know I told you the other day I'd pay down my tab...
(Rumages through empty pockets)
But, ah Glue Factory was not all he was cracked up to be...I know, hard to believe. I got that tip from a handicapper at the track, he didn't tell me the horse was handicapped...I should have known something was wrong when they had to drag him out to the starting gate...
Let's just say it went downhill from there...
(Rumages through empty pockets, pulls out ball of lint)
Hey, um...I got another tip on a horse though, I'll post the pic a bit later...I just need a quick drink...
Ah, um, double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...just, um, put it on my tab for now...
Cheers,
Alan.
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I got it Al.
Thanks for the tip.
I figured with your luck, I'd bet on a mouse called: Speedy Gunzales.
Shoot, Tell rumple: I'll pay your hole tab (Or in the hole tab)
Thanks for the tip.
I figured with your luck, I'd bet on a mouse called: Speedy Gunzales.
Shoot, Tell rumple: I'll pay your hole tab (Or in the hole tab)
The Right Rev of Lush
Scooter, you are a gentleman, if no scholar.
Word has it, Glue Factory, managed to come in third in the seventh race--the only hitch being he was entered in the sixth. Do believe I hear the old Hee-Haw gang breaking into a rousing chorus of:
Gloom, despair, agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
(wipes at a tear) Maybe that should be Alan's new theme song.
Rumple Foreskin
Word has it, Glue Factory, managed to come in third in the seventh race--the only hitch being he was entered in the sixth. Do believe I hear the old Hee-Haw gang breaking into a rousing chorus of:
Gloom, despair, agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
(wipes at a tear) Maybe that should be Alan's new theme song.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Ah, Ms Lois, you're arrival is like a ray of sunshine streaming onto the burning dessert. (in this case, Baked Alaska) of our desires. (slides J/C to Lois).
As for your new scheme, er, plan, just a gentle remember that the clientele often/usually/always face cash flow problems.
Rumple Foreskin
(slides J/C to Lois). As for your new scheme, er, plan, just a gentle remember that the clientele often/usually/always face cash flow problems.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by konrage
I'll have the strongest shit you've got...it's been forever since I've had a drink, and Lord knows I need one.
Can I sit both of my sex slaves in my lap at the bar, or do I need to take it into the bathroom? Just asking.
Welcome to RUMPLATIONS, Konrage. (puts a, RIP Special, on bar). Here, try this on for size. Will your sex slaves be having anything?
As for accomodations, I'm told the bar stools are rated up to 400 pounds but no warranty is implied. The corner booth is both spacious and private. As for the "Necessary Room" I'd advise against that. Scooter's cousin, Skater, went in there last week and hasn't been seen since.
Rumple Foireskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Man, it seems like I've been running around all morning... Bailey’s with some of that strong coffee if you please Rumple and thank you Lois.
Lois, your drinking game looks like it something I would like to watch but too old to play I can't afford to lose any more brain cells.
Konrage welcome and be careful what you ask for in here you may get it…
Algol
Lois, your drinking game looks like it something I would like to watch but too old to play I can't afford to lose any more brain cells.
Konrage welcome and be careful what you ask for in here you may get it…
Algol
Algol
Quote by Algol
Bailey’s with some of that strong coffee if you please Rumple and thank you Lois.
Lois, your drinking game looks like it something I would like to watch but too old to play I can't afford to lose any more brain cells.
Algol
Pleasure (grins) and the thing about drinking competitions is to just be able to outdrink one person (grins)
The Right Rev of Lush
LOIS! Did you an Al blow-out the lights, again?
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Anyone playing, That's the Night When The Lights Went Out in Georgia, will be sentenced to three-hours of latrine duty. (that's all the Geneva Convention permits) rf
Rumple Foreskin
eta: Anyone playing, That's the Night When The Lights Went Out in Georgia, will be sentenced to three-hours of latrine duty. (that's all the Geneva Convention permits) rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Active Ink Slinger
I came in last at the last drinking comp.
butt,,
I didn't lose!
butt,,
I didn't lose!