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That Scooter is pluming his wings for higher flights and even nobler (if that's possible) deeds.
Rumple Foreskin
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
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Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
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I'm glad this work day is over... balvenie on the rocks please and get yourself and the bar a round too.
Cheers
Algol
Cheers
Algol
Algol
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I'm glad this work day is over... balvenie on the rocks please and get yourself and the bar a round too.
Cheers
Algol
Did someone say my favorite words "get the bar a round???"...thought I heard music to my ears...
Let's see...big decisions...
Hmmm...Mr. 4skin, how about a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and since Al is buying, give me a shot with that...let's see, how about a shot of bourbon...ah yes, great way to start off an evening...
Cheers,
Alan.
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more coffee rump ,,Please ,, So I can stay awake long enough to have Supper .
coffee??? Not feeling well Shameless...
Chef, enjoy the wine
Algol
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Shameless begging for coffee in the afternoon? Must have had a very good time last night.
Okay, let's see now:
Wine for Chef.
Bourbon straight up with a bourbon chaser for Alan.
Some high-tone hooch I ain't never heard of before for Algol.
Something hot, steamy and alcoholic for Lois.
Something hot, steamy and caffeinated for Shameless.
And last but least, got a six-pack of Busch Bavarian beer in case Scooter comes by.
Rumple Foreskin
Okay, let's see now:
Wine for Chef.
Bourbon straight up with a bourbon chaser for Alan.
Some high-tone hooch I ain't never heard of before for Algol.
Something hot, steamy and alcoholic for Lois.
Something hot, steamy and caffeinated for Shameless.
And last but least, got a six-pack of Busch Bavarian beer in case Scooter comes by.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good Morning Lush!
The weather is getting warm here in the north and it's golf tomorrow woohoo!!!
Coffee and Bailey's please...
Algol
The weather is getting warm here in the north and it's golf tomorrow woohoo!!!
Coffee and Bailey's please...
Algol
Algol
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Lois wanted something hot and steamy, I'm not sure she was requesting a drink Shameless…
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Ah, Good Morning my fellow Lushs of Lush...eh, um Good Morning Mr. 4skin, sir...
Eh...I know I told you about my sure fire way to pay down my bar tab...and let's just say that didn't work exactly like I had planned it...
I couldn't help it the horse couldn't make it to the starting gate let alone the finish line...
But, the good news is I found another horse and this time it's a sure thing...no really...
(Pulls crinkled racing form from back pocket)
In fact, that's the name of the horse...Sure Thing. Let me tell you, I've seen a lot of winners and this horse is most definitely a winner, a true thoroghbred in his prime...the next Secretariat, if I say so myself...
In fact, they even have a picture of the horse right here...
(Holds up crinkled racing form)
Now tell if that ain't a winner if you've ever seen one???
In the meantime, I just need to borrow a few bucks to go to the track with...I blew my last two bucks on Glue Factory...
Is Scooter here? He always has money...
In the meantime, let me get a bourbon with a bourbon chaser...you know I'm good for it...
Once I get back from the track later I'll be buying everyone a drink...
Till later,
Alan.
Eh...I know I told you about my sure fire way to pay down my bar tab...and let's just say that didn't work exactly like I had planned it...
I couldn't help it the horse couldn't make it to the starting gate let alone the finish line...
But, the good news is I found another horse and this time it's a sure thing...no really...
(Pulls crinkled racing form from back pocket)
In fact, that's the name of the horse...Sure Thing. Let me tell you, I've seen a lot of winners and this horse is most definitely a winner, a true thoroghbred in his prime...the next Secretariat, if I say so myself...
In fact, they even have a picture of the horse right here...
(Holds up crinkled racing form)
Now tell if that ain't a winner if you've ever seen one???
In the meantime, I just need to borrow a few bucks to go to the track with...I blew my last two bucks on Glue Factory...
Is Scooter here? He always has money...
In the meantime, let me get a bourbon with a bourbon chaser...you know I'm good for it...
Once I get back from the track later I'll be buying everyone a drink...
Till later,
Alan.
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Gotta agree with Shameless about that nag, Alan. IMHO, it looks more like inchoate meatballs than a winner. But your faith in horseflesh is part of your uh, personae, I suppose, so here are a coup0le bucks for you.
Come to think of it, you might be better off betting on them, not with them, especialy if its a short track.
Lois, one hairy dog coming up.
Morning, Al. Speaking of golf reminds me of that greatest of all double entendres from, The Avengers, back when Dinah Riggs was playing, Mrs. Emma Peel. For some reason they were out on a course, when that week's bad guy leers at EP and observers, "I wouldn't mind stroking a round or two with you, Mrs. Peel." She just gave him an arch look.
Eat your heart out, Tiger.
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Come to think of it, you might be better off betting on them, not with them, especialy if its a short track.
Lois, one hairy dog coming up.
Morning, Al. Speaking of golf reminds me of that greatest of all double entendres from, The Avengers, back when Dinah Riggs was playing, Mrs. Emma Peel. For some reason they were out on a course, when that week's bad guy leers at EP and observers, "I wouldn't mind stroking a round or two with you, Mrs. Peel." She just gave him an arch look.
Eat your heart out, Tiger.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
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Hey Rumple, I always thought Mrs. Peel was a bit sexy, I could see where stroking a round or two with her.
Do you have anything back in the kitchen worth eating it’s getting to be lunch time (or dinner depending on where you’re from) my Granddaddy was a big red headed Scotsman from the south always called it dinner... In the meantime I'll have a beer please.
Algol
Do you have anything back in the kitchen worth eating it’s getting to be lunch time (or dinner depending on where you’re from) my Granddaddy was a big red headed Scotsman from the south always called it dinner... In the meantime I'll have a beer please.
Algol
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Hey Rumple, I always thought Mrs. Peel was a bit sexy, I could see where stroking a round or two with her.
Do you have anything back in the kitchen worth eating it’s getting to be lunch time (or dinner depending on where you’re from) my Granddaddy was a big red headed Scotsman from the south always called it dinner... In the meantime I'll have a beer please.
Algol
Check with, Tawny, the scullery maid and see if she has anything you might like to nibble on.
Oh, and here's your beer. Finest product of the brewers' art.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
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Hey Shameless...I just happen to have a seat open right next to me...
Do you think she might be able to lend me a few bucks? Just till I get back on my feet...my pony picking skills seem to be eluding me lately...
Oh, and Mr. Rumple...ah, another drink for me and the lady...just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
PS: I definitely don't want anything from the kitchen in this joint...that old yellowed sanitary inspection sticker on the wall behind the bar says "April 1956" and the bar whose name is on it closed down during the Johnson administration...
At least it's a bit more authentic than the Photoshopped liquor license hanging behind the bar...
Do you think she might be able to lend me a few bucks? Just till I get back on my feet...my pony picking skills seem to be eluding me lately...
Oh, and Mr. Rumple...ah, another drink for me and the lady...just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
PS: I definitely don't want anything from the kitchen in this joint...that old yellowed sanitary inspection sticker on the wall behind the bar says "April 1956" and the bar whose name is on it closed down during the Johnson administration...
At least it's a bit more authentic than the Photoshopped liquor license hanging behind the bar...
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I doubt she will be good for a loan ,, seeing as I picked her up needing a ride .. ,, But I bet she would sit next to you .
That will work for me just fine...
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Umm, I've got cabbage rolls in the oven if anyone wants to share. I'm not sure about the kitchen here and I'm a bit afraid to do back and take a look.
I have not had those in a long time Chef... I'm in. Would you like wine or beer with those?
Algol
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A mess of cabbage rolls combined with improperly large amounts of beer should turn any imagined natural gas shortage into a surplus for the ages, especially around here.
Shameless, you are just plain ate up--with goodness, that is.
Y'all be sure to check out my poetical efforts on the haiku (rhymes with ah-choo or Chattanooga Choo-Choo) thread in the Lounge forum. Only problem is Alan's reply (smart-ass, of course) is a lot funnier.
Rumple Foreskin
Shameless, you are just plain ate up--with goodness, that is.
Y'all be sure to check out my poetical efforts on the haiku (rhymes with ah-choo or Chattanooga Choo-Choo) thread in the Lounge forum. Only problem is Alan's reply (smart-ass, of course) is a lot funnier.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
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Y'all be sure to check out my poetical efforts on the haiku (rhymes with ah-choo or Chattanooga Choo-Choo) thread in the Lounge forum. Only problem is Alan's reply (smart-ass, of course) is a lot funnier.
Rumple Foreskin
It was funny Rumple...
Algol
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Quote by AlgolQuote by RumpleForeskin
Y'all be sure to check out my poetical efforts on the haiku (rhymes with ah-choo or Chattanooga Choo-Choo) thread in the Lounge forum. Only problem is Alan's reply (smart-ass, of course) is a lot funnier.
Rumple Foreskin
It was funny Rumple...
Yes, that Alan guy is trouble...oh wait, that's me...
You should be old enough to realize Mr. Rumple that if you post a haiku about gardening in the forum of a sex story site, it is the forum equivalent of walking around with a T-shirt that says "Kick me hard"...you are asking for abuse, as I see it...
And you know me...I would never leave a smart-ass reply otherwise...I don't know what came over me...
That said, my luck picking the ponies does not seem to be going my way...I just don't understand it, Sure Thing looked so good too...especially with the hat and shades...
I knew I was in trouble this time when I saw him sipping one of those fancy drinks with a little umbrella in it...
But don't worry...I'll find another horse...there is no shortage of horse flesh out there...and probably back in the kitchen here...
In the meantime, Mr. 4skin...if you would be so kind, a double bourbon with a borbon chaser....just, um, put it on my tab...
I'll get you back later,
Alan.
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Hey Lushers and Lushettes...Me again...sorry...
Hey Mr. Rumpskin and present company...speaking of playing the ponies, someone, whos name shall not be mentioned, gave me a tip on this horse...but I'm just not sure...
(Pulls out crinkled racing form from back pocket and looks at it studiously)
Ah yes, here it is...Dead But Not Buried in the fourth at Belmont...
I don't like the looks of this one myself...where's Scooter, he'll give me his opinion...he'll know...
Let's say the odds are a bit high on this one...let me know what you guys think...I really need a winner this time...
Cheers,
Alan.
Hey Mr. Rumpskin and present company...speaking of playing the ponies, someone, whos name shall not be mentioned, gave me a tip on this horse...but I'm just not sure...
(Pulls out crinkled racing form from back pocket and looks at it studiously)
Ah yes, here it is...Dead But Not Buried in the fourth at Belmont...
I don't like the looks of this one myself...where's Scooter, he'll give me his opinion...he'll know...
Let's say the odds are a bit high on this one...let me know what you guys think...I really need a winner this time...
Cheers,
Alan.
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