These poor cheerleaders's bus broke down and they are thirsty...get them a drink on my tab(grins)
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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Nice Shameless, Hummm...
I wonder if Rumple needs any help with that?
I wonder if Rumple needs any help with that? Algol
Especially with such eager clientelle, Shameless. Share the loot...I'm a lonely poet, and the pills are finally starting to wear off. Tip number 1, Shameless, make each and every one of those cheerleaders reach reeeeeeeeaaaalll far across the bar for their drink. We all need a better view of the "assets" to plan our final maneuvers, if you follow me.
Tiger...get off my leg...get off...I told you not to buy those pills, goddammit.
*snore...*
Oh, well. Rump, a vodka straight. Algol, what're you having?....on me. Well, not ON me, but, y'know...that's a privelege reserved for Lois this morning. I just hope I can actually get un-doped enough for her to be willing.
Tiger...get off my leg...get off...I told you not to buy those pills, goddammit.
*snore...*
Oh, well. Rump, a vodka straight. Algol, what're you having?....on me. Well, not ON me, but, y'know...that's a privelege reserved for Lois this morning. I just hope I can actually get un-doped enough for her to be willing.
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Thanks konrage, I better start light today I'm going to be here a while... Jameson Irish Whiskey neat please.
Algol
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Especially with such eager clientelle, Shameless. Share the loot...I'm a lonely poet, and the pills are finally starting to wear off. Tip number 1, Shameless, make each and every one of those cheerleaders reach reeeeeeeeaaaalll far across the bar for their drink. We all need a better view of the "assets" to plan our final maneuvers, if you follow me.
Tiger...get off my leg...get off...I told you not to buy those pills, goddammit.
*snore...*
Oh, well. Rump, a vodka straight. Algol, what're you having?....on me. Well, not ON me, but, y'know...that's a privelege reserved for Lois this morning. I just hope I can actually get un-doped enough for her to be willing.
what I get to lick my drink off you (jumps up and down) yah!!!
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Thanks konrage, I better start light today I'm going to be here a while... Jameson Irish Whiskey neat please.
and Lois providing entertainment... Hell of a place!!
and Lois providing entertainment... Hell of a place!!
Algol
Pasha here really likes the beer too
I'm drinking enough of YOU as it is, Lois...you keep bringing more like you in here like this, you're going to wake up Tiger again and the party'll be over. Not that I'm complaining about your ever-growing entourage, I'm just saying...
As far as you licking beer off me, I was deliberately vague so you could use your imagination. On that note, well done; I do so enjoy that prospect. "If the bra fits, take it off..."
Algol, you set up a nice rythm, I like that. Just don't stick to the light weight for too long, we want you to eventually get as debauched as the rest of us.
THERE'S my mare! What did Alan's horse do to you? Go back outside, you're turning everyone off just as the heat's finally turning up!
Shameless, I do try to be the life of the party, so you're guaranteed a good time today. Though, I must be honest, I think Lois is racing me...
Lois, you just need to let me know what kid of beer you like and where you're willing to lick. I'll respect whatever boundaries you may have...unless, of course, you'd rather surprise me and pour it yourself.
As far as you licking beer off me, I was deliberately vague so you could use your imagination. On that note, well done; I do so enjoy that prospect. "If the bra fits, take it off..."
Algol, you set up a nice rythm, I like that. Just don't stick to the light weight for too long, we want you to eventually get as debauched as the rest of us.
THERE'S my mare! What did Alan's horse do to you? Go back outside, you're turning everyone off just as the heat's finally turning up!
Shameless, I do try to be the life of the party, so you're guaranteed a good time today. Though, I must be honest, I think Lois is racing me...
Lois, you just need to let me know what kid of beer you like and where you're willing to lick. I'll respect whatever boundaries you may have...unless, of course, you'd rather surprise me and pour it yourself.
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I'm drinking enough of YOU as it is, Lois...you keep bringing more like you in here like this, you're going to wake up Tiger again and the party'll be over. Not that I'm complaining about your ever-growing entourage, I'm just saying...
As far as you licking beer off me, I was deliberately vague so you could use your imagination. On that note, well done; I do so enjoy that prospect. "If the bra fits, take it off..."
Algol, you set up a nice rythm, I like that. Just don't stick to the light weight for too long, we want you to eventually get as debauched as the rest of us.
THERE'S my mare! What did Alan's horse do to you? Go back outside, you're turning everyone off just as the heat's finally turning up!
Shameless, I do try to be the life of the party, so you're guaranteed a good time today. Though, I must be honest, I think Lois is racing me...
Lois, you just need to let me know what kid of beer you like and where you're willing to lick. I'll respect whatever boundaries you may have...unless, of course, you'd rather surprise me and pour it yourself.
what free the Lois two ?? hmmm maybe later (giggles) and I like any beer as long as it's in lager form and cold...
The Right Rev of Lush
(Rumple staggers out of the interview room, fixes a strong restorative, downs same, and leans against bar)
This here interviewing potent tail, I mean, potential employees ain't for sissies. I might be in need of some of those pills Shameless laid on Konrage.
(sighs, then tries, but fails, to look alert) Greetings, Lushketters. Sorry for my absence. I see it REALLY put a cramp on things. But a bar owners gotta stay on top of the human resources situation, if you know what I mean.
Speaking of human resources, glad everyone liked, Mama Mia. IMHO, she's a keeper but customers will decide.
With all these healthy young female-type applicants hanging around, it seemed logical to the RUMPLATIONS' brain-trust that the ladies of the bar might like a little eye-candy of their own. So fortified with good intentions and cheap bourbon, a group of hard-bodied Lush mucho-macho males slipped off to the Glamor Shots booth at the mall and posed for this study in studly manhood.
Breathtaking, ain't it?
Rumple Foreskin
This here interviewing potent tail, I mean, potential employees ain't for sissies. I might be in need of some of those pills Shameless laid on Konrage.
(sighs, then tries, but fails, to look alert) Greetings, Lushketters. Sorry for my absence. I see it REALLY put a cramp on things. But a bar owners gotta stay on top of the human resources situation, if you know what I mean.
Speaking of human resources, glad everyone liked, Mama Mia. IMHO, she's a keeper but customers will decide.
With all these healthy young female-type applicants hanging around, it seemed logical to the RUMPLATIONS' brain-trust that the ladies of the bar might like a little eye-candy of their own. So fortified with good intentions and cheap bourbon, a group of hard-bodied Lush mucho-macho males slipped off to the Glamor Shots booth at the mall and posed for this study in studly manhood.
Breathtaking, ain't it?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Okay, the pills have worn off now, and I'm still seeing a bunch of walking penises...for God's sake, Rumple, if you're going to lay that kind of action on the ladies, at least make them lose the leotards so the ladies can have quick and easy access!
A tequila shot, Rumple...I think Shameless needs one, too, the way Dora is looking at him. Loss of composure is an excellent way to experience a capable woman.
Excuse me while I compose myself in the restroom, Tiger just vomited all over my shoes. And yes, I'll take him with me, he can excuse himself when he wakes up. In the meantime, Lois, if you need some more alcoholic persuasion to unleash yourself, what are you having?
A tequila shot, Rumple...I think Shameless needs one, too, the way Dora is looking at him. Loss of composure is an excellent way to experience a capable woman.
Excuse me while I compose myself in the restroom, Tiger just vomited all over my shoes. And yes, I'll take him with me, he can excuse himself when he wakes up. In the meantime, Lois, if you need some more alcoholic persuasion to unleash yourself, what are you having?
The Right Rev of Lush
Tequila shooters all around. Konrage, it's breakin' my heart and tearin' it apart to have to tell you this, but we're all out of fancy salt. How-some-ever, I found a half-used block of salt back in the store room. Its covered with cow slobber, but once past that, odds are it'll all be good and good for you.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Rumple, it looks like Lois's friends are working up a sweat you could just pass one of them around
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
Sounds like a plan. Of course, first it'll have to be taken under advisement, then a steering comm will have to be convened to look into the the possibility of launching a feasibility study, but I'll keep it in mind.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good Friday to all
Hey Rumple, just came from 6 other bars,
mind if I just park here?
Scooter, after buying product from you myself, I can say with all true and tested experience that you should NOT be invibing in your own stash, hence your wonderful parking skills. Have a beer, on me. I'm still finishing my third cow-slobber-salt tequila. Rumple, worry not about me *stumble*, this booze has since put me in the posnitition...position to not taste much of anything...except whatever wonderful perfume it is that Lois is wearing. "Strawberry Feels forever!" *grope*
The Right Rev of Lush
I don't begrudge Scooter some auto-fin, so to speak. But whatever y'all do, don't let him take his toot-toot train out for another spin. Seriously. Remember what happened last time?
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN