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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Thanks for the refreshment konrage.
No worries mate, I aint moving my ride till at least tomorrow.
Sounds like you need another. Mr rumple,,,can you fix every one up,,,on me,
Specially the women!
Lois's fire fighten friend too
No worries mate, I aint moving my ride till at least tomorrow.
Sounds like you need another. Mr rumple,,,can you fix every one up,,,on me,
Specially the women! Lois's fire fighten friend too
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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Scooter, the thought of everyone being on you is a bit mind boggling. Know what I mean? Why not start with Lois' fearless firefighter, who presumably knows CPR and all that mouth-to-mouth stuff, then add on slowly?
Meantime, you want another round of tequila shooters like the ones Konrage ordered? I'll throw in the salt block ocvered in cow slobber I dug up for him at no extra cost. What a deal!
Rumple Foreskin
Scooter, the thought of everyone being on you is a bit mind boggling. Know what I mean? Why not start with Lois' fearless firefighter, who presumably knows CPR and all that mouth-to-mouth stuff, then add on slowly?
Meantime, you want another round of tequila shooters like the ones Konrage ordered? I'll throw in the salt block ocvered in cow slobber I dug up for him at no extra cost. What a deal!
Rumple Foreskin
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Quote by shameless009
Well ,, cant you do better than that Rump ??
Better? What else could a tequila drinker want; a fresh salt block, maybe?
Man, talk about ingrates.
You know, I was thinking about putting in a pool table so all the hustlers around here could stroke a round or two. Even had a company rep come to demonstrate a special modle. But now, after what Shameless said, I'm sendng 'em both back. So there.
Stay in touch little lady. Maybe someday when Shameless has learnt him some manners....
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Let's put some rock on the jukebox
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Good choice, Wellmade.
Okay, Shameless, all is forgiven. If you hustle out right now, you might be able to catch the company rep before she loads up that table and splits.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: That's a fine contribution to the discussion, Lois. 'Course I can't make out the fine print in the deal they're offering, but on the product does have some obvious assets. rf
Okay, Shameless, all is forgiven. If you hustle out right now, you might be able to catch the company rep before she loads up that table and splits.
Rumple Foreskin
eta: That's a fine contribution to the discussion, Lois. 'Course I can't make out the fine print in the deal they're offering, but on the product does have some obvious assets. rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I'm ready for a whiskey Rumple, the day is over...
I leave the bar just for a bit Shameless. And you give Rumple a hard time? ... Then we had a pool table, we don't have a pool table... I miss all the fun stuff...
Lois do you have friends in all professions? Thank you for bringing them around...
I haven't heard the tune WellMade dropped a dime on in a long time.
Has anyone been over to pet Chef's bunnies? They're very nice, she said they bite but I don't think so.
Who needs a drink?
Algol
I leave the bar just for a bit Shameless. And you give Rumple a hard time? ... Then we had a pool table, we don't have a pool table... I miss all the fun stuff...
Lois do you have friends in all professions? Thank you for bringing them around...
I haven't heard the tune WellMade dropped a dime on in a long time.
Has anyone been over to pet Chef's bunnies? They're very nice, she said they bite but I don't think so.
Who needs a drink?
Algol
Algol
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good Afternoon Fine People of Lush...
Mr. Rump, Bernie didn't seem to be available for refinancing my debt at Rumplebations...said something about he didn't mind bailing out all of South America, he probably could have saved the Edsel, but my tab here was just a bit too much for him to handle...
But, I have some good news...I got another great tip on a horse...and this one I know is a winner, I can just sense these things...
(Pulls out crinkled racing form from back pocket)
Ah yes, Almost Dog Food in the fourth...now this is a winner if I've ever seen one...they even have a picture here of the horse and jockey...
(Holds up racing form)
Somebody pointed out something about the jockey is supposed to be on top of the horse...not the other way around, but that just seems like a minor detail I'm sure they can work out before the race...
I just need to borrow a few bucks from Scooter...he should have some money on him now that, um, Konrage has become one of his best customers...
Where is he? Still doing business in the men's room???
No problem...just give me a double bourbon with a borbon chaser...
And, um, put it on my tab.
Cheers,
Alan.
Mr. Rump, Bernie didn't seem to be available for refinancing my debt at Rumplebations...said something about he didn't mind bailing out all of South America, he probably could have saved the Edsel, but my tab here was just a bit too much for him to handle...
But, I have some good news...I got another great tip on a horse...and this one I know is a winner, I can just sense these things...
(Pulls out crinkled racing form from back pocket)
Ah yes, Almost Dog Food in the fourth...now this is a winner if I've ever seen one...they even have a picture here of the horse and jockey...
(Holds up racing form)
Somebody pointed out something about the jockey is supposed to be on top of the horse...not the other way around, but that just seems like a minor detail I'm sure they can work out before the race...
I just need to borrow a few bucks from Scooter...he should have some money on him now that, um, Konrage has become one of his best customers...
Where is he? Still doing business in the men's room???
No problem...just give me a double bourbon with a borbon chaser...
And, um, put it on my tab.
Cheers,
Alan.
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Quote by shameless009
I'll bet ,, I can Shuck and jive her into leaving us the pool table ,, might even get her to throw in a few new balls and a case of chalk .
Sic 'em, big dawg.
Here you go, Al
Alan, here's your usual and the same for Scooter. One has to admire the faith you two have in horse flesh. You might also want to put a small wager on, Bushwhacked, to show.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Hey Algol,,Yeah I took a double on chef's bunnies only lost 2 fingers. There on my left hand, so no prob., it was well worth it!
Al, hows it goin dude, been out horse hunting agin I see. You sure thats not you under Dog food there?
Giving him a little booster, and extra drive to the finish.
shameless, you get the table back, I'll buy ya a beer. Get that table rep. back in here, I'll buy the rest of the night!
Just quit humpin the legs on the table an I'm sure she'll stick around.
Hey, thanks for the double bourbon Rump, an the bourbon chaser.
Normally, I try an not mix my drinks ( you see how I parked my wheels the last time I mixed em)
But I'll make an exception, as Al has a sure winner this time!
By the way; is Bushwacked a girl horse, and if so, whats she showin!
only lost 2 fingers. There on my left hand, so no prob., it was well worth it!Al, hows it goin dude, been out horse hunting agin I see. You sure thats not you under Dog food there?
Giving him a little booster, and extra drive to the finish.
shameless, you get the table back, I'll buy ya a beer. Get that table rep. back in here, I'll buy the rest of the night!
Just quit humpin the legs on the table an I'm sure she'll stick around.
Hey, thanks for the double bourbon Rump, an the bourbon chaser.
Normally, I try an not mix my drinks ( you see how I parked my wheels the last time I mixed em)
But I'll make an exception, as Al has a sure winner this time!
By the way; is Bushwacked a girl horse, and if so, whats she showin!
The Right Rev of Lush
Konrage, to get any specific details on Bushwhacked, we'd need to send bunch of samples to College Station and then hope the Aggies at Texas A&M can figure something out.
Any sign of shameless, or more importantly, the pool table, or most importantly, the company rep?
Rumple Foreskin
Any sign of shameless, or more importantly, the pool table, or most importantly, the company rep?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Konrage musta left with that rep, Rumple,I told him I'd cover for him wilst he was bussy tho, and he said to drink his drinks for him.
I saw shameless out dragging in that table!,, By the legs tho,,He'll be a while
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Shameless, 'tween you, Konrage, and Scooter, is a whole lot of stale, musty air. But if youse guys is nothing else, (a distinct possibility) y'all are persistent perverts.
I salute you all.
Rumple Foreskin
I salute you all.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Thanks Mr Rumple, thats the nicest thing any ones ever said about me 
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Quote by scooter
Thanks Mr Rumple, thats the nicest thing any ones ever said about me
I was just tellin' it like it is.
By the way, Since Shameless got the pool table back, you wanna lag for the first break?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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F-N hey Rump! 
Uh??? Not quite sure what to go after first tho!
Red balls, center pocket
Uh??? Not quite sure what to go after first tho!
Red balls, center pocket
The Right Rev of Lush
Scooter, I do believe you are a bit intoxicated. That's okay. Keep up the good work and before long you should be stewed to the gills. Keep on keeping on.
As for the balls, I have a hunch those are snooker balls. Of course, in snooker, both the balls and the holes are a tad smaller. But I'm not gonna complain, are you?
Shameless, that doll does look luscious, doesn't she?
I'm going off duty. Last one outta here be sure to turn off the lava lamp.
Rumple Foreskin
As for the balls, I have a hunch those are snooker balls. Of course, in snooker, both the balls and the holes are a tad smaller. But I'm not gonna complain, are you?
Shameless, that doll does look luscious, doesn't she?
I'm going off duty. Last one outta here be sure to turn off the lava lamp.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good Morning Lushes of Lush...
If I was playing pool with that girl, I would shoot straight up the middle for the center hole...um, let me get my, um pool stick ready...
In the meantime...let me get a drink...whatever everyone is drinking will work...
Yeah, I never had Sams Club single malt scotch before...give me that with a bourbon chaser...that should do the trick...
I'll stop back later...don't worry...
Cheers,
Alan.
If I was playing pool with that girl, I would shoot straight up the middle for the center hole...um, let me get my, um pool stick ready...
In the meantime...let me get a drink...whatever everyone is drinking will work...
Yeah, I never had Sams Club single malt scotch before...give me that with a bourbon chaser...that should do the trick...
I'll stop back later...don't worry...
Cheers,
Alan.
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