Good Morning All...
I love it when Shameless is tending bar...
IO'll have a tall whiskey and water ... hold the water please!
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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, people. (fill coffee mug - drinks from same) The last time I checked it was Saturday, at least this side of the date line. Is that still the case?
(adds shot of whiskey to mug drinks from same)
Now about this new pool table. I don't mind y'all playing till all hours or paying with slugs instead of money. All that's par for the course around here. Heck, I can even put up with all the fussin' and fuming' about whose turn it is. But ladies and gents, I draw the line at nobody clearing leaving "things" on the nice, new felt top.
Now I suspect you're expecting to see a photographic evidence in the form of some female sprawled out in her all-togethers on the table, like this:
But NO. What should my tired old eyes behold but Scooter, sprawled out sound asleep. That's bad enoudh, but he was sleeping buck-ass nekkid and, if I'm not mistaken, seems to have experienced a nocturnal emission, if you get my drift.
To quote Col. Kurtz, "Oh, the horror. The horror!
Well, I reeled, of coursxe, and staggered back into the interviewing room in search of solace. Now I see he's gone, but that top will need a good cleaning before its fittin' for use.
Rumple Foreskin
(adds shot of whiskey to mug drinks from same)
Now about this new pool table. I don't mind y'all playing till all hours or paying with slugs instead of money. All that's par for the course around here. Heck, I can even put up with all the fussin' and fuming' about whose turn it is. But ladies and gents, I draw the line at nobody clearing leaving "things" on the nice, new felt top.
Now I suspect you're expecting to see a photographic evidence in the form of some female sprawled out in her all-togethers on the table, like this:
But NO. What should my tired old eyes behold but Scooter, sprawled out sound asleep. That's bad enoudh, but he was sleeping buck-ass nekkid and, if I'm not mistaken, seems to have experienced a nocturnal emission, if you get my drift.
To quote Col. Kurtz, "Oh, the horror. The horror!
Well, I reeled, of coursxe, and staggered back into the interviewing room in search of solace. Now I see he's gone, but that top will need a good cleaning before its fittin' for use.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Kinda slow around here. Guess I'll handle a few more interviews. Work, work, work.
After that, who knows, maybe grab a beer (or two) and give the pinball machine a good biffing.
Rumple Foreskin
Kinda slow around here. Guess I'll handle a few more interviews. Work, work, work.
After that, who knows, maybe grab a beer (or two) and give the pinball machine a good biffing.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by shameless009
Rumple my friend ,, you are certainly a man with vision and forsight ,, "now " all you got left to do is get the low lifes to pay their bar tabs to pay for such fine equipment.
I must say ,, I am impressed now.!!!
Hey, hey, hey...I resemble that remark...
I just want you to know that I am making every effort under the sun to pay my tab...I may even have another horse lined up later...
In the meantime...
Can I get another double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
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The Right Rev of Lush
Don't worry about, shameless. he's running a couple quarts low on lager. Once that's taken care off, he'll be, well, not exactly normal, let's just say back to his old self.
(pours bourbon into a couple semi-used Dixie Cups and hands 'em over.) Had to hock the glassware to tide things over until some of the regulars pay a bit on their tabs. It was either that or take out the new pooltable and that might just break the spirits of Scooter and Shameless.
Take it you decided,, Bushwhacked, wasn't the horse for you? Probably for the best. lil' Phoo-Phoo, the bars new cute pet, is looking a bit peaked.
Feel free to say, Hi, to Phoo-Phoo, but it'd be best if you didn't try to pet her. Like I said, she's a bit hungry.
Rumple Foreskin
(pours bourbon into a couple semi-used Dixie Cups and hands 'em over.) Had to hock the glassware to tide things over until some of the regulars pay a bit on their tabs. It was either that or take out the new pooltable and that might just break the spirits of Scooter and Shameless.
Take it you decided,, Bushwhacked, wasn't the horse for you? Probably for the best. lil' Phoo-Phoo, the bars new cute pet, is looking a bit peaked.
Feel free to say, Hi, to Phoo-Phoo, but it'd be best if you didn't try to pet her. Like I said, she's a bit hungry.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
Are you sure that dog isn't (demon possed) ???
Now that you mention it, no.
Maybe you should ask her. But at a distance. Phoo-Phoo has a lousy sense of humor.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Shameless...I'm still looking for a horse to solve my financial problems...
What do you guys think of this one???
Looks like a winner to me...
In the meantime, I'll have another Sams Club Highlander single malt on the rocks...
Just put it on my, um, tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
What do you guys think of this one???
Looks like a winner to me...
In the meantime, I'll have another Sams Club Highlander single malt on the rocks...
Just put it on my, um, tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
You gotta Sam's Club card, big fella? (pours scotch from a five-gal container into Dixie cups)
Now don't get me wrong, I'm no judge of horse flesh, but IMHO that's one ugly equine.
Rumple Foreskin
Now don't get me wrong, I'm no judge of horse flesh, but IMHO that's one ugly equine.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
(crouches behind bar)
Tell me, Lois, is that bit of verbal exuberance of a pre or post event nature?
Rumple Foreskin
Tell me, Lois, is that bit of verbal exuberance of a pre or post event nature?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Guys...found another girl hanging outside who wants to come in...
What do you say???
What do you say???
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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
Nice long arms.
If she knows how to rack 8-Ball and Rotation, and will share her tips with management (that's me), she can stay.
What were you doing outside, Alan? I thought the restrooms were unclogged.
Rumple Foreskin
If she knows how to rack 8-Ball and Rotation, and will share her tips with management (that's me), she can stay.
What were you doing outside, Alan? I thought the restrooms were unclogged.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey, hey...be nice...the only reason why I couldn't use the restroom is because Scooter was doing something...said it was "official business"...
Not sure what he meant...but, I felt it best to stay away...
And Shameless..who cares if she can boil eggs???
Later,
Alan.
Not sure what he meant...but, I felt it best to stay away...
And Shameless..who cares if she can boil eggs???
Later,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
Shameless has a "thing" about hard-boiled eggs. Maybe he was a hard-boiled PI in a previous life.
As for Scooter, odds are he was trying to break into the coin-operated condom dispenser, again. He likes the Mighty Max size one. That boy does dream big.
Rumple Foreskin
As for Scooter, odds are he was trying to break into the coin-operated condom dispenser, again. He likes the Mighty Max size one. That boy does dream big.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Here we go...you want a video???
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Here is another great video perfect for this bar...or anywhere...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
What, I say, what in the name of George M. Cohen is a'going on around here? This place is beginning to seen more like Zafta's club than a low-life honky-tonk. Not that I have any objections to the late Waylon J., you understand, and it IS Saturday night. Oh, hell, go ahead. Just be sure to feed the jukebox.
Oh, and if you see Zafta, tell her to drop in.
Rumple Foreskin
Oh, and if you see Zafta, tell her to drop in.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Yep. I can recall the moment I first heard him, on an LP I'd bought on the recommendation of a friend of mine who played pedal steel in a "progressive" country band. First number was, "Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way/" It just blew me away and I was hooked. (and I still lust for Jessie Colter)
Lois,if there's a list of all-time honky tonk songs, Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E has gotta be one it.
Rumple Foreskin
Lois,if there's a list of all-time honky tonk songs, Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E has gotta be one it.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN