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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Hell yes on Jessie . ,, The first song I heard was Only Daddy That 'll Walk the Line.
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Yep. I can recall the moment I first heard him, on an LP I'd bought on the recommendation of a friend of mine who played pedal steel in a "progressive" country band. First number was, "Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way/" It just blew me away and I was hooked. (and I still lust for Jessie Colter)

Lois,if there's a list of all-time honky tonk songs, Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E has gotta be one it.

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Okay rumple used my last bit of money to get some Tammy Wynette for ya
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OK, that's probably enough music posts...but, it just doesn't seem like a real country dive bar without Patsy Cline on the old Wurlitzer...You'all know what I mean???
Btw, how about another double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Scooter said he was buying tonight...where is that boy anyway???
Just pour me the drink...he'll pay ya...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Well I could not agree more about the good music here ,, I was raised on this kind of music .
I just went to club Zafia a bit ago with an old Chuck Berry tune . ,, I like his stuff too.
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Come on Alan, No Hank Williams or Jr what would a honky-tonk with out them... Here check this out and sip a Woodford neat...



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No doubt about that, Alan. PC had one of the all-time sexiest low-down voices ever.

Just thought of the ultimate honk-tonk entertainer: David Allan Coe. If you're not familiar with him, check out: You Don't Have To Call Me Dalin', Darling," and, "If That Ain't Country" on U-Tube. I'd do it for y'all, but I've never gotten around to hooking the speakers back up so I'm surrounded by the sounds of silence tonight.

"You Dont..." includes the memorable line: "I was drunk, the day my mom, got outta prison." so you know it's gotta be a real drinking song.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

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Well I could not agree more about the good music here ,, I was raised on this kind of music .
I just went to club Zafia a bit ago with an old Chuck Berry tune . ,, I like his stuff too.


give the man whatever he likes please, Rumple (pulls a 20 out of her bra)
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This girl was standing outside...says she's the Easter Bunny...
I told her I didn't believe in the Easter Bunny, but somehow I'm becoming a believer...



Someone get this girl a drink quick...put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.

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That's some real good stuff Algol.!!!!
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This girl was standing outside...says she's the Easter Bunny...
I told her I didn't believe in the Easter Bunny, but somehow I'm becoming a believer...



Someone get this girl a drink quick...put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
Well I do ,, So send her my way Alan.
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This girl was standing outside...says she's the Easter Bunny...
I told her I didn't believe in the Easter Bunny, but somehow I'm becoming a believer...



Someone get this girl a drink quick...put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.


I'll bet Lois knows her...

Thanks Shameless...
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I'm familiar with David allan Coe.
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Hang on guys ,,, I will see if I can scare him up. !!
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Such polite, gentlemanly manners. It's nice to see friends share and share alike--instead of the usual fight over who gets sloppy seconds.

Shameless, I got to see DAC live at Billy Bob's in Fr. Worth. He's older than dirt but still kicking.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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That's what friends do Rumple... Now, please step back...
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Well I realize that I am so what new here ,, and you,all dont know much about me ,, But I swear ,, that this is the gospel . I have a second cousin,, who was married to one of his daughters.
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Alan, what's the deal with all this knockouts you keep dragging in. Have you started taking showers or something?

eta: Shameless, didn't know he had any girls. His son was in the band that night.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Rumple, these girls are willing to help at the bar for a few drinks
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It's a MIRACLE! That gal's laying an egg, at least that what it seems like.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Lois, that's a very healthy-looking young person, IMHO.

Algol, you finished yet? There's a line waiting for a turn.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Lois, that's a very healthy-looking young person, IMHO.

Algol, you finished yet? There's a line waiting for a turn.

Rumple Foreskin


There ya go Rumple... it's all good. I'll hold those other guys back a second for you.
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Shameless you might want to help that girl off the bar before she falls off she looks kinds drunk
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Great choice, Shameless. Much more tasteful than some of his other numbers, such as:

Cum Stains on the Pillow

Pick 'Em, Lick 'Em, Stick 'Em

Little Suzzie Shallow Throat

Great songs, one and all, but they might stir up some of the rowdier customers.

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eta: Thanks anyway, Al. But fair's fair. I'll wait for my next turn. rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Glad to help man . ,, She does look a little gone.
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Great choice, Shameless. Much more tasteful than some of his other numbers, such as:

Cum Stains on the Pillow

Pick 'Em, Lick 'Em, Stick 'Em

Little Suzzie Shallow Throat

Great songs, one and all, but they might stir up some of the rowdier customers.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Thanks anyway, Al. But fair's fair. I'll wait for my next turn. rf

Yes ,, I have heard them ,, They dont do much for me either.