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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Quote by shameless009
Rump. !! ,, might should hook those speakers up now . ,, this music might just get good.
First thing I'd have to do is find the fool things. Then would come the moving furniture and equipment around followed by a long chorus of cussin' and uttering foul oaths. It's simpler just to play in my mind. Fortunately, I've known most of the songs that have been posted tonight.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
I've lost the video of Hank Jr. and a little boy playing a squeeze box and performing Jambalaya.,, But I am still looking.
Seek, Brother Shameless, and ye shall find.
Now give me a shot of single-malt. Cuz Rumple's buying, I mean, tithing.
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Here you go, Algol. Don't pay any attention to that bible thumping cousin of mine. I guess there are worst disgraces than having one of them in your family, but at the moent I can't think of what.. Though he does give relatives a cut rate on weddings and funerals.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Here you go, Algol. Don't pay any attention to that bible thumping cousin of mine. I guess there are worst disgraces than having one of them in your family, but at the moent I can't think of what.. Though he does give relatives a cut rate on weddings and funerals.
Rumple Foreskin
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A lawyer AND a preacher?
Man, how low could one family go? (pours a double - downs dame)
Oh, the horror. The horror.
Rumple Foreskin
Man, how low could one family go? (pours a double - downs dame)
Oh, the horror. The horror.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by shameless009
Algol ,, could you put the url to that in a PM to me. ,,, This is how we get good musicians.
You got it Shameless. Rumple that's as smooth as silk, must be the stuff you keep in the back.
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
As I said, "Have Algol seek, and he shall fins." Good work, Brother Algol.
Another double single-malt. And don't skimp on it this time.
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Another double single-malt. And don't skimp on it this time.
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Just doing my little part.
(takes a sip of scotch looking at the woman down the bar)
Rumple, can you get her a drink too... I want her on me... I mean her drink is on me.
(takes a sip of scotch looking at the woman down the bar)
Rumple, can you get her a drink too... I want her on me... I mean her drink is on me.
Algol
The Right Rev of Lush
We all understand, Algol, and we agree. I'm glad she's not sitting in a draft. Might get a bit chilly.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some up-close and personal customer service to attend to.
Rumple Foreskin
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some up-close and personal customer service to attend to.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
I just bet you do !!!
Uh, yes, yes I do. In fact, I'm signing out ofr the night. Seems she's interested in working here as some sort of special events entertainer. So I figure it's only right that the two of us retire to the interview room to discuss the matter.
Last one out turn off the lava lamp.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Active Ink Slinger
It must be getting late, a woman passed out over there in a chair... I better see if she alright.
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
You better stick around and make sure she doesn't get too cold... if you have time of course. I'm going to have a nightcap before I leave, you want one?
Algol
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Wait a minute now...I go leave for ten minutes and you guys bring in all these hot looking naked women...what's going on here???
Heck of a time I picked to go out back and use the out house...
I should stick around more I see...
These girls look like they need a drink to keep warm...heck, I could use one too...
Rumps gone...I'll just sort of sneak behind the bar...
Algol...is that Sams Club single malt palatable??? I'll find out...
Cheers,
Alan.
Heck of a time I picked to go out back and use the out house...
I should stick around more I see...
These girls look like they need a drink to keep warm...heck, I could use one too...
Rumps gone...I'll just sort of sneak behind the bar...
Algol...is that Sams Club single malt palatable??? I'll find out...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Alan, I have not that the oppertunity to give sam's club scotch a shot...
Let me know how you like it. I'd stick with the stuff Rumple had under the bar
Let me know how you like it. I'd stick with the stuff Rumple had under the bar Algol