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Hey Lushes of Lush...I found this girl hanging around outside who insisted on coming in to say something to Al and Shameless...
I kept trying to tell her that the place was closing, but she kept pushing her way inside...so, I had no choice...she just overpowered me...and, well, I liked it...
But, anyway...I'll let her say what she wants...
Congratulations Algol and Mr. Shameless on your 1000th posts!
Yes, I'm just seeing red here...am I the only one???
Oh, congrats guys...
Cheers,
Alan.
PS: Mr. Rump...get those guys their drinks on me...just, um, put it on my tab...
I kept trying to tell her that the place was closing, but she kept pushing her way inside...so, I had no choice...she just overpowered me...and, well, I liked it...
But, anyway...I'll let her say what she wants...
Congratulations Algol and Mr. Shameless on your 1000th posts!
Yes, I'm just seeing red here...am I the only one???
Oh, congrats guys...
Cheers,
Alan.
PS: Mr. Rump...get those guys their drinks on me...just, um, put it on my tab...
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I figured you'd approve...
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Hey Al and Shameless...I want you guys to know that in honor of your achievements in the forums that lunch is on me...that's right...
I remember seeing a sign somewhere that said All You Can Eat ...I just have to remember where I saw it...
I'll see what I can do...
Cheers,
Alan.
I remember seeing a sign somewhere that said All You Can Eat ...I just have to remember where I saw it...
I'll see what I can do...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Thank you Alan... Nice!!!!
Wow even a buffett... sweet!
Bailey's and coffee will get this Easter Sunday off to a good start for me.
Algol
Wow even a buffett... sweet!
Bailey's and coffee will get this Easter Sunday off to a good start for me.
Algol
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Ah... The single life… What wonderful memories. Be careful there Shameless I see your purity score going down.
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Good Moring Lushers and Lushettes...especially the two high achievers of Lush here, Al and Shameless...
I guess Easter will always have a special memory for you guys from now on...the day you hit the big 1000 mark...
Let me this is big news at Lush...heck, two guys in one day making it...two of Rump's best customers...this is big news everywhere...girls are talking about it on the street...
Women everywhere are doing back flips in celebration...
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I found these three that just didnn't want to stop celebrating....
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Yes, this is big-time stuff...
Where is Mr. Rumpskin this morning??? Still out celebrating I guess...
I guess I'll just have to help myself this morning...where did you say he kept the good stuff Al? Under the bar??? Hmmm...here's a bottle of something that may or may not be good booze...only one way to find out...
Cheers,
Alan.
I guess Easter will always have a special memory for you guys from now on...the day you hit the big 1000 mark...
Let me this is big news at Lush...heck, two guys in one day making it...two of Rump's best customers...this is big news everywhere...girls are talking about it on the street...
Women everywhere are doing back flips in celebration...
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I found these three that just didnn't want to stop celebrating....
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Yes, this is big-time stuff...
Where is Mr. Rumpskin this morning??? Still out celebrating I guess...
I guess I'll just have to help myself this morning...where did you say he kept the good stuff Al? Under the bar??? Hmmm...here's a bottle of something that may or may not be good booze...only one way to find out...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Rumple must be getting the free wine their giving out at the church this morning (That how he fills up those wine boxes in the back you know)
I had no idea Shameless and I were such big news... Yes Alan, under the bar on the right not the left one!!!!
Man these girls are very flexible is the circus in town again?
I had no idea Shameless and I were such big news... Yes Alan, under the bar on the right not the left one!!!!
Man these girls are very flexible is the circus in town again?
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Be careful there Alan ,, I think Rump keeps his spit bottle under there .!
Thanks...I thought he just spit on the floor like everyone else...
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Hey guys...while puttering around this morning, I came across this girl who is so poor she has to wear wooden blocks on her feet...I felt so sorry for the poor thing, I thought I'd bring her here and we could take up a collection...
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It's a shame how these poor things have to live in other parts of the world...ain't it Shameless???
Let's take her in, keep her warm and get her a drink...
And I'll help myself to another as well,
Cheers,
Alan.
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It's a shame how these poor things have to live in other parts of the world...ain't it Shameless???
Let's take her in, keep her warm and get her a drink...
And I'll help myself to another as well,
Cheers,
Alan.
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Y'all have fun I have to run out for a while. Better not let scooter get by your new friend Alan you know how he get...
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Y'all have fun I have to run out for a while. Better not let scooter get by your new friend Alan you know how he get...
I wouldn't trust Scooter around the family pet...where is he this morning anyway??? He's probably trying to make a move on the Easter Bunny...
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Hey Lushers and Lushettes...Me again...just want to say that despite the fact that I may be seen hanging out here at Rumplebations way more often than I probably should, I for one certainly don't want to do anything that might affect my reputation, though some may argue it can only get better...
Anyway, I do happen to take this porn writing thingy very seriously...
So, when there were a couple of recent forum threads regarding editing stories...one thread suggested that I could use and editor, another thread was looking for volunteer editors...again, I took it very seriously...like I do everything else...
So, I actually went out and found a girl who looked like the scholarly, libraraian type...you know, glasses, hair tied back...the whole nine...
So, I took her in and showed her my computer...
The problem was...once I sat her down in front of the computer and she started reading my stories, it seems she got other ideas...
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The question is, what do I do now???
Don't say I didn't try to get an editor...I take this stuff very seriously...
Later,
Alan.
Anyway, I do happen to take this porn writing thingy very seriously...
So, when there were a couple of recent forum threads regarding editing stories...one thread suggested that I could use and editor, another thread was looking for volunteer editors...again, I took it very seriously...like I do everything else...
So, I actually went out and found a girl who looked like the scholarly, libraraian type...you know, glasses, hair tied back...the whole nine...
So, I took her in and showed her my computer...
The problem was...once I sat her down in front of the computer and she started reading my stories, it seems she got other ideas...
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The question is, what do I do now???
Don't say I didn't try to get an editor...I take this stuff very seriously...
Later,
Alan.
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OK Lushers and Lushettes...since there is so much talk about editing lately in the forums...I went out and found another girl who seems willing to do some volunteer editing...
She has her reading glasses on and she is ready to work...
Do you see the lengths I'm willing to go to help out around here???
Where's Mr. Rumple, I could use another drink...guess I'll just have to help myself again...
Later,
Alan.
She has her reading glasses on and she is ready to work...
Do you see the lengths I'm willing to go to help out around here???
Where's Mr. Rumple, I could use another drink...guess I'll just have to help myself again...
Later,
Alan.
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OK !! I take a sick leave and you guys go all cheap porn on me DAMN !!! WTF 
Give me a stiff drink a double of Bacardi straight up!!!
Give me a stiff drink a double of Bacardi straight up!!! 
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OK !! I take a sick leave and you guys go all cheap porn on me DAMN !!! WTF
I have no idea what you are talking about "cheap porn"...ha, you think all that porn is cheap???
You want to pay my porn bill every month??? I didn't think so...
Hey bartender, get Mary a drink for Easter on me...just, um, put it on my tab...
Where is the bartender? Do I have to go out and find one???
I'll be back,
Alan.
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OK Lushers and Lushettes...since Mr. 4skin seems to have once again taken off to who knows where and left the bar unattended, I thought it my duty to go out and find some competent help to fill in in the meantime...
Gentlemen (I use that word loosely) and Ladies...let me introduce you to Rachel...she will be handling drink serving chores while Mr. Rumpskin is out celebrating with the Easter Bunny...
Be nice to her she is new here...and don't try to take advantage of her...
Hey Rachel...get me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser, and just put it on my tab...Rump says it's alright...
Cheers,
Alan.
Gentlemen (I use that word loosely) and Ladies...let me introduce you to Rachel...she will be handling drink serving chores while Mr. Rumpskin is out celebrating with the Easter Bunny...
Be nice to her she is new here...and don't try to take advantage of her...
Hey Rachel...get me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser, and just put it on my tab...Rump says it's alright...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Damn Shameless you had to work? that's a bummer. Hey did you get a chance to check out the sky diving vid?
Mami, Great to see you back, see what happends when you're not around...
Mami, Great to see you back, see what happends when you're not around...
Algol
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Damn Shameless you had to work? that's a bummer. Hey did you get a chance to check out the sky diving vid?
Mami, Great to see you back, see what happends when you're not around...
Mami, Great to see you back, see what happends when you're not around...
Algol
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Seems to be a little slow tonight...How about some entertainment to liven up the place...a girl with a set of drums and a girl with a guitar...and the last two girls were just hanging outside, so I thought they should come in...didn't want them to be alone on Easter...
Cheers,
Alan.
Cheers,
Alan.
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