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Not this girl, is it???
she seems OK,,,
she seems OK,,,
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Oh, wait Shameless...is it one of these you are talking about???
Trying to remember which girl we might have left in Rump's office...better get them out before he comes back and gets mad we went in his office...
Cheers,
Alan.
Trying to remember which girl we might have left in Rump's office...better get them out before he comes back and gets mad we went in his office...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Yes , thats her ,, she passed out last night ,, and she was naked as a jay bird ,, So, Greg and I pulled her chair and all in Rumps office and covered her up then left.
Shameless did you really leave that poor lonely girl alone in Rumps office?
Algol
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Hey People...you know, when Mr. Rumpskin takes off, I just seem to find more bar tending talent out there than we know what to do with...
Well...
For instance, tell me these gals don't look talented...
Yes, I thought you guys would agree...
Now let's see if one of them can get me a bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Later,
Alan.
Well...
For instance, tell me these gals don't look talented...
Yes, I thought you guys would agree...
Now let's see if one of them can get me a bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Later,
Alan.
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Good morning, That are a talented bunch I'll give you that Shameless, Alan always seem to fine the talent must be a gift from on high
Algol
I really hope CleavagePitcher isn't Alan's sister or something, because she REALLY resembles the woman who taught that anal-training-session I attended right after graduation. Ah, the memories.
Found that girl in Rumple's office. She has a very interesting sense of "Good Morning!" That was definately the sun peeking out from under her sheet. Hot to the touch, too...I didn't know the sun could sing.
Straight Vodka for me, Rumple...no,no,no don't get up...I prefer the slight after taste of boob flesh in my booze, let the new help take care of me...thanks, Alan!
Found that girl in Rumple's office. She has a very interesting sense of "Good Morning!" That was definately the sun peeking out from under her sheet. Hot to the touch, too...I didn't know the sun could sing.
Straight Vodka for me, Rumple...no,no,no don't get up...I prefer the slight after taste of boob flesh in my booze, let the new help take care of me...thanks, Alan!
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Good Morning Lushers and Lushettes...Is the boss back yet??? Oh well...
Hey, I invited these two girls in last night because they seemed cold...now all they want to do is fight....
Can one of you nice people help me control these two? No...I guess I'll just have to do it myself...
I may have to go out and find a bouncer for the place...
In the meantime, I'll just help myself to a drink,
Later,
Alan.
Hey, I invited these two girls in last night because they seemed cold...now all they want to do is fight....
Can one of you nice people help me control these two? No...I guess I'll just have to do it myself...
I may have to go out and find a bouncer for the place...
In the meantime, I'll just help myself to a drink,
Later,
Alan.
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Hey Guys...this is getting out of hand now...
I mean, I try to help my buddy Rumple out when he's gone by attempting to keep you guys under control...but I see it is just a losing battle...
I just checked Mr. 4skin's office...
Now, who was giving this girl drinks???
I'm going to have to hire some security here I see...
Anything to help my pal Rumple,
Later,
Alan.
I mean, I try to help my buddy Rumple out when he's gone by attempting to keep you guys under control...but I see it is just a losing battle...
I just checked Mr. 4skin's office...
Now, who was giving this girl drinks???
I'm going to have to hire some security here I see...
Anything to help my pal Rumple,
Later,
Alan.
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I just want to say people, that it is only because of the frankly appalling behaviour of you people when Mr. Rump is away...as shown in these photos...
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That I had no other choice...than to bring in some security to keep you all in line while Mr. Rump is gone...
I just really hope this works...
Cheers,
Alan.
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That I had no other choice...than to bring in some security to keep you all in line while Mr. Rump is gone...
I just really hope this works...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Fair enough Mr. Shameless...the people have voted...I think I can live with that decision...
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Hey Shameless...just wanted you to know that this girl was also willing to do security detail...but, I'll send her away...
After the interview, of course...
Cheers,
Alan.
After the interview, of course...
Cheers,
Alan.
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I think mistress Milly looks like she can handle the job nicely.
Sipping a cold brew… Rumple must have went off fish’n again. That guy sure does like to fish…
Sipping a cold brew… Rumple must have went off fish’n again. That guy sure does like to fish…
Algol
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I think mistress Milly looks like she can handle the job nicely.
Sipping a cold brew… Rumple must have went off fish’n again. That guy sure does like to fish…
Last time he went fishing all he caught was a cold...was out for a week...
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The Bikini Ice Fishing Team once asked me to go fishing...but, I told them only if they could keep me warm...
Btw, don't believe all of Rump's fish stories...that picture he was showing around from his last "fishing trip" with all those fish on ice...
That picture was taken in the seafood department at Sams Club...
You could even see the "price per pound" sign on the wall...jeez...
Let me get another drink...we're running low on bourbon again...I really hope Rump gets back soon...
Cheers,
Alan.
Btw, don't believe all of Rump's fish stories...that picture he was showing around from his last "fishing trip" with all those fish on ice...
That picture was taken in the seafood department at Sams Club...
You could even see the "price per pound" sign on the wall...jeez...
Let me get another drink...we're running low on bourbon again...I really hope Rump gets back soon...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Quote by Loislane
Algol he must have gone fishing with this young lady to be so quiet lol
Heck Lois, I don't fish and I'd be happy to go with her too!!
yeah Alan I hope he took his penicillin... I mean sweater
Algol
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Wow, this place has really gone to the dogs. No fault of yours Rumple. I suggest you have a few words with one of your customers, he's the main offender. I've deleted half a dozen photos to tidy the place up.
Hardcore pics in the forums break our site guidelines: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst7_Image-Posting--Avatars--Forums--Profile-area-guidelines.aspx - they are to be kept to your profile area.
I don't plan on changing this policy any time soon unless there's an uproar. There are plenty of places on the web you can view porn at your leisure, I don't particularly want to see it in here, and nor do a lot of other members.
Have you noticed how there are hardly any women join in to this once popular thread now? It has turned into something akin to a sleazy late night strip club.
Hardcore pics in the forums break our site guidelines: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst7_Image-Posting--Avatars--Forums--Profile-area-guidelines.aspx - they are to be kept to your profile area.
I don't plan on changing this policy any time soon unless there's an uproar. There are plenty of places on the web you can view porn at your leisure, I don't particularly want to see it in here, and nor do a lot of other members.
Have you noticed how there are hardly any women join in to this once popular thread now? It has turned into something akin to a sleazy late night strip club.
Matriarch