RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

5 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
O.K. Rump , Alan ,, And Algol ,, I will leave the place with you !!

You can be so dramatic shameless. I didn't remove any of your posts or photos. They were all posted by Alan.

There's a world of difference between posting softcore, and posting explicit "spread pussy" shots all over the place. It's offputting to many members on here.

5 Apr 2010

I agree with you Nicola...I really tried to keep these guys in line while Rump was away...I even brought in security, you saw that...but, you can understand how hard it is...
Nice choice of video, btw...I agree, we should get this little honky-tonk honkin'

It's OK if I help myself to Rump's liquor while he's away, ain't it??? I'm sure he won't mind...
Cheers,
Alan.
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5 Apr 2010

Quote by Exakta66
I agree with you Nicola...I really tried to keep these guys in line while Rump was away...

It's you who needs keeping in line more than anyone laughing9

5 Apr 2010

Gezz.. Exctiing day around here here I see... Who wants a drink I'm buy'n...

Just FYI... I have new contacts and I can't see for shit with them so if I miss spell anything I apologise a head of time...

Alan Bourbon, Shameless Bud light, Scooter have a whiskey neat (sip it, its the good stuff) Lois what cha need?

Algol

5 Apr 2010

I heard that Al was buying so I ran over here as fast as I could...I guess Al is spending some of that prize money the Lush team gave him for hitting the 1000th post...
Al, I think you should get Nicola a drink as well...appears she is having a hard day at the office...you know Nicola, you could always tell Scooter and Shameless to keep an eye on me when Mr. Rump is away...
Just trying to be helpful laughing6

Ah yes...since Al is buying, make that bourbon a double with a bourbon chaser...oh, and give me a shot with that...um, bourbon would work...
Where is Scooter anyway??? I've known Mr. Scooter for a while and always get a bit concerned when I don't hear from him for a day or so...
Did anyone get a phone call??? I might have if I paid my phone bill...
Oh well...
Cheers,
Alan.
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5 Apr 2010

I can always count on you Alan, I have not see Scooter all day... Where is Shameless I think he needs a drink...

Algol

5 Apr 2010

BudIce for me alan ,, please.!!

5 Apr 2010

Here is you Bud Ice Shameless Cheers. occasion5

Algol

5 Apr 2010

Thank you ,, grab you a few too ,, I'm buying.

5 Apr 2010

Anyone watching the final NCAA Basketball game Butler Vs Duke ?

I would like to see Butler win but I don't think that can out shoot Duke...

Algol

5 Apr 2010

I dont do sports ,, So ,, I guess you will need to talk to Alan about such things.,, Sorry !!!

5 Apr 2010

To use one of Rumple's quote's.... Col. Kurtz, "Oh, the horror. The horror!

Algol

5 Apr 2010

I have to admit I don't watch sports much unless I'm in a pool and have money on the game...I do like watching boxing, but don't really follow it these days...
Rumps good for that stuff...of course, bartenders are supposed to know about everything...
Do you think Rump abandoned the bar??? Do you think maybe he got abducted by aliens???
Jeez, starting to think the worst...and the place is running low on bourbon...damn, this is a nightmare...
Well, let me pour myself another drink while I still can...
Cheers,
Alan.
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5 Apr 2010

I can get into speedboat racing ,, or some nascar ,, But I would rather see the old stock car races ,, back when Richard Petty was young.,, #43

5 Apr 2010

I'm old enough to remember those days...he was around for a while though...
I don't mind watching a lot of different sports, but don't follow anything...how can I? I spend most of my time on Lush...
Hey, that's an idea...a sports and weather section in the forums, and maybe the stock market report, so you never have to actually leave Lush Stories...
What do you guys think???
Somebody has to do the thinking around here...too much drinking, not enough thinking is not good...
That said, let me refill my glass while I'm here...
Cheers,
Alan.
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5 Apr 2010

I'm tired of thinking ,, lets get plowed. ,,, Algol is buying this round ,, He said so . !!

6 Apr 2010

Didn't some great, and long dead philosopher once say "camelto ergo rum", which translates into...
I drink therefore I am
Well, who am I to argue with a great, and long dead philosophy type dude...after all, I'm just a tired old porn writer hanging out in some cyber-honky dive in the forum on a sex story site...
Besides, philosophy was never my best subject, I did much better in drinking...
Jeez, I do need another drink...
Who said they were buying???
Cheers,
Alan.
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6 Apr 2010

I just read this on the net and thought I'd share it with my friends here at Rumplebations...besides, Australian jokes are always popular around here, eh mate?...

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

laughing6

Cheers,
Alan.
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6 Apr 2010

6 Apr 2010

Morning, folks. Coffee's on. Got a plate-ful of sausage kolachis (pigs in a blanket) for those needing a few calories with their caffeine.

Well, I an shocked, shocked, to be away for a couple days and come back to find out the principal had to come in and settle y'all donw. Yes I'm shocked, but not surprised. Sorry about that Ms. Nicola. I'll be sure to give 'em more homework for the next week.

Algol, IMHO, that was one heckuva game last night. How dare a lowly mind-major come within two points of beating Duke? Tonight will see if the UConn ladies can run their win streak to 78 games by whipping Stanford and winning yet another national title.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

6 Apr 2010

Good Morning Rumple, Nice to see you're back...

Coffee and bailey's please I hold on the kolachis (I have to watch my figure) evil4

Yes Sir, that was a fun game to watch. The refs were letting them play as they should. I'm looking forward to the game tonight as well.

Algol

6 Apr 2010

It'll be interesting to see if Stanford, whose only loss this season came at UConn, will have better luck in tonight's rematch.

<--- New AV is just another poor ol' gal who lost her head over the Rumple-unit. evil4

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

6 Apr 2010

With all this talk of sports...whatever happened to SubmarineRacing? I guarantee ESPN would make a killing on the viewership of THAT one.
Whoever's buying, I'll have a gin & tonic to start...then I'll have a bourbon, one scotch, one beer...on the bar AND the jukebox.
Rumple, love your new av...where is she in this joint? My anal professor taught me some new tricks, and she looks like a lovely practice doll. And if you're that shocked at how we all "behaved"...heh, have you looked in your office yet?

Yeah...the booze is kickin' in...I have no idea what time it is for the rest f you, but good morning!

6 Apr 2010

Morning, Lois.

I did look into my office. It was a scene of total chaos, filth, and depravity. In other words, situation normal. Was there something or someone I should have been looking for?

Checking out the submarine races--a classic American pastime. Should have been a varisty sport.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

6 Apr 2010

Good Morning Rump. .. I have decided to throw my cap in the door first this morning.

6 Apr 2010

Um, Good Morning people...nice to see you back Mr. Rumple, ah we really missed you didn't we guys?
As you can see the usual crew is here, and Mr. Konrage has been hanging out...Hey Konrage, how would you know what Mr. Rump's office looks like?
You know, Mr. 4skin...I tried real, real hard to keep these guys in line while you were gone...I really tried my darndest, but you know how it is...some guys are just out of control...
I even brought in a security guard, and I don't even want to tell you what they did with her...but really, I did try hard to look out for the place while you were gone...
I think that deserves a free drink this morning, eh? I'll take the usual boubon with a bourbon chaser, hold the kolachis (sounds like a disease)...
Cheers,
Alan.
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6 Apr 2010

Alan...the door was open, and I just kind of peeked/stumbled in. There were a lot of limbs to trip on, and my pants were not completely secure.

6 Apr 2010

Yeah, you never know what you might find in Rumple's office...the other day a crew came in looking for Jimmy Hoffa...
Not sure if they had any luck with that one...
Hey Mr. Rumpskin...let me get another drink, just ah, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
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6 Apr 2010

A round for the bar,,two for rumple, three for Al,,,both of them, a rum n coke(liquid) for me, double bourban with a bourban chaser for Exakta. Opps, already bought him one. Oh well whats a guy to do, sept drink, an gawk around the bar ?

Hey Rump,,,,Get Raquel what ever she want's, even if it's not a drink!

6 Apr 2010

(Pours a cold beer and sits down at the bar daintly and chugs her beer down like a frat boy)