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She's in Colledge.
I posted the wrong picture. Opps
I posted the wrong picture. Opps
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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
I do believe Scooter's been hitting the RVW hard--and it's hitting him right back.
Konrage, don't know about you, but my poems read like bad-jokes.
Shameless, you ARE a job title.
Al, thanks for mentioning my B-I-L. By his somewhat unique standards, he's okay. Of course, he's a college psychology teacher (got him a genuine Ph & d) so maybe you savvy just how "unique" his standards are.
Dind't get to watch the UConn/Stanford game. A frustrating loss to end a great, but ultimately frustrating, two-loss, season for the Lady Cardinal.
Rumple Foreskin
I do believe Scooter's been hitting the RVW hard--and it's hitting him right back.
Konrage, don't know about you, but my poems read like bad-jokes.
Shameless, you ARE a job title.
Al, thanks for mentioning my B-I-L. By his somewhat unique standards, he's okay. Of course, he's a college psychology teacher (got him a genuine Ph & d) so maybe you savvy just how "unique" his standards are.
Dind't get to watch the UConn/Stanford game. A frustrating loss to end a great, but ultimately frustrating, two-loss, season for the Lady Cardinal.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Along with a new day,comes a new attempt at posting my pet rock,
Canni av a double Rump, in case It don't work. Put it in a coffee cup, as to no alarm nobody.
Double Bourban, and Exakta say's he'll buy!
There we go!
Where should I put this mr rumple skin? Over by the ladie's room!
Canni av a double Rump, in case It don't work. Put it in a coffee cup, as to no alarm nobody.
Double Bourban, and Exakta say's he'll buy!
There we go!
Where should I put this mr rumple skin? Over by the ladie's room!
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I think thats where I put Jimmy Hoffa,,
But I cant move it to check
Want a double bourban in a coffee cup Al
But I cant move it to check
Want a double bourban in a coffee cup Al
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It's a bit early for me I'll stick with the coffee big guy...
Who do you think will win the Masters Scooter?
Who do you think will win the Masters Scooter?
Algol
Is this where you cut your product, Scooter? No wonder that last dime bag you sold me tasted like mineral and quartz!
Rumple, I guess one could make the arguement that any poem can be interpreted as a bad joke...especially when hammered.
In the meantime, gimme a dry martini, I feel like starting classy today...right after I get done reaming the midget lady that's passed out at the end of the bar. It's like plenary indulgence...get all your sins out before walking under that arch.
Excuse me... *unzips*
Rumple, I guess one could make the arguement that any poem can be interpreted as a bad joke...especially when hammered.
In the meantime, gimme a dry martini, I feel like starting classy today...right after I get done reaming the midget lady that's passed out at the end of the bar. It's like plenary indulgence...get all your sins out before walking under that arch.
Excuse me... *unzips*
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Good Morning Lushers and Lushettes...I see I am gone a day and this place is already falling apart...Rumple has already stolen my greeting...Scooter is posting pictures of his yard...I mean, come on guys...
Yeah, I got suspended...I tried to log in and got this not so subte pop-up message telling me what a bad boy I was...but, it seems to let me in today...or maybe they are just having computer problems...
I got suspended for a whole list of charges...I mean the list of charges was so long it looked like the Bill of Rights...there were so many charges listed I thought I was reading a transcript of Scooter's last court case...
OK, maybe I was guilty of posting porn on the forum of a sex story site...I mean, who would of thought???
But, some of the other charges...I did not, for instance, leave all those empty beer cans in Rumple's office...
(Stares at Shameless)
I also want to state for the record, that I am not the one who threw up on the rug in Rumple's office...
(Looks over at Scooter and shakes head)
Btw, that rug is so dirty in there, I don't know how anyone can tell someone threw up on it...
And finally, I am not the one who tapped into Rump's computer and stole his porn videos...
(Looks over at Konrage and gives him a stare)
So guys, stop getting me in trouble...I can generally get into enough trouble myself...
And finally, my tab has ballooned to a point where it now has to be expressed in scientific notation...amazing how much you guys can drink in a day...
Speaking of drinks...Mr. Rumpskin...can I get a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
Yeah, I got suspended...I tried to log in and got this not so subte pop-up message telling me what a bad boy I was...but, it seems to let me in today...or maybe they are just having computer problems...
I got suspended for a whole list of charges...I mean the list of charges was so long it looked like the Bill of Rights...there were so many charges listed I thought I was reading a transcript of Scooter's last court case...
OK, maybe I was guilty of posting porn on the forum of a sex story site...I mean, who would of thought???
But, some of the other charges...I did not, for instance, leave all those empty beer cans in Rumple's office...
(Stares at Shameless)
I also want to state for the record, that I am not the one who threw up on the rug in Rumple's office...
(Looks over at Scooter and shakes head)
Btw, that rug is so dirty in there, I don't know how anyone can tell someone threw up on it...
And finally, I am not the one who tapped into Rump's computer and stole his porn videos...
(Looks over at Konrage and gives him a stare)
So guys, stop getting me in trouble...I can generally get into enough trouble myself...
And finally, my tab has ballooned to a point where it now has to be expressed in scientific notation...amazing how much you guys can drink in a day...
Speaking of drinks...Mr. Rumpskin...can I get a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Nice to see you Alan and Thank you for the drinks.
We were cele... I mean having a wake when Rumple gave us the news about the suspendtion and put all the drinks on your tab.
I'm glad to see you're back!
Your next double bourbon is on Scooter!
We were cele... I mean having a wake when Rumple gave us the news about the suspendtion and put all the drinks on your tab.
I'm glad to see you're back!
Your next double bourbon is on Scooter!
Algol
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Damn Scooter that's a big rock...
Scooter just wants everyone to know he has a "big rock"...
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Glad to have you back Alan ,, But in Missouri Scooters yard ornament has a different name.
We call them sex stones.
Okay Shameless, I'll bite... Why do you call them sex stones?
Algol
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Well konrage,,
I also bend my wife over on that rock, so the might have been a few other flavors you didn't pick up on there dude.
No worries tho, I'll git you a nother one free of smells, taste's, an sex lubricants.
But you gotta promise to share with the girls, an all the others
How long is this list of charge's agin Al.
In Ohio,,If they can't squeeze em all in on an 8 x 11 standard piece of papper, they throw out all charge's, so I make sure an be real bad wen I paint the town red.
I had nothin to do with messin up Rumps office, I was just watching the door for them other guy's,,,,,,and girls.
But I was sworn to secrecy, and Lola said she would kick my but, if I tell any one.
Al #2,,I believe Jim Furyk, and Freddy all have what It takes, But Phile an Tiger will be in the final pairings come Sunday!
If Golf was rigged,,Thats what I would recommend, as that would draw many veiwers
Rump and all, this is my wife Pam of 32 years as of 4/28/010, She's new here and would you please hook her ass up with something strong,,
besides Exacta.
Oh,, Get the bar a round, including yourself
I also bend my wife over on that rock, so the might have been a few other flavors you didn't pick up on there dude.
No worries tho, I'll git you a nother one free of smells, taste's, an sex lubricants.
But you gotta promise to share with the girls, an all the others
How long is this list of charge's agin Al.
In Ohio,,If they can't squeeze em all in on an 8 x 11 standard piece of papper, they throw out all charge's, so I make sure an be real bad wen I paint the town red.
I had nothin to do with messin up Rumps office, I was just watching the door for them other guy's,,,,,,and girls.
But I was sworn to secrecy, and Lola said she would kick my but, if I tell any one.
Al #2,,I believe Jim Furyk, and Freddy all have what It takes, But Phile an Tiger will be in the final pairings come Sunday!
If Golf was rigged,,Thats what I would recommend, as that would draw many veiwers
Rump and all, this is my wife Pam of 32 years as of 4/28/010, She's new here and would you please hook her ass up with something strong,,
besides Exacta.
Oh,, Get the bar a round, including yourself
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Welcome Mrs. Scooter, What cha drink'n?
It's going to be fun to watch (The Masters)
It's going to be fun to watch (The Masters)
Algol
Quote by AlgolIn my profession ,, quite often I dig post holes .,, And sooner or later I will feel a sudden stop with the post bar , and a loud clank sound ,, this is when I know that I hit a Fuckin Rock.Quote by shameless009
Glad to have you back Alan ,, But in Missouri Scooters yard ornament has a different name.
We call them sex stones.
Okay Shameless, I'll bite... Why do you call them sex stones?
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Oh there's the wife unit, as Rump would say if he was here...she seems like a real nice girl, not sure what she sees in...um, sorry...forgot what I was going to say...
You should invite her over here...I'll buy her a drink, heck...I'll just put it on my tab, why not? Everyone else does...jeez...
Speaking of drinks, I'll certainly take another...that is, if there is any liquor left after the last day of "celebrating" my absence...my Lush "friends"...jeez...
(just shakes head and wonders)
Cheers,
Alan.
You should invite her over here...I'll buy her a drink, heck...I'll just put it on my tab, why not? Everyone else does...jeez...
Speaking of drinks, I'll certainly take another...that is, if there is any liquor left after the last day of "celebrating" my absence...my Lush "friends"...jeez...
(just shakes head and wonders)
Cheers,
Alan.
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Quote by shameless009Quote by AlgolIn my profession ,, quite often I dig post holes .,, And sooner or later I will feel a sudden stop with the post bar , and a loud clank sound ,, this is when I know that I hit a Fuckin Rock.Quote by shameless009
Glad to have you back Alan ,, But in Missouri Scooters yard ornament has a different name.
We call them sex stones.
Okay Shameless, I'll bite... Why do you call them sex stones?
Hey Shameless...you don't buy the ready-made post holes???
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Back when I wa a pup digging holes, I just moved the whole hole, when I hit rock
That one dude was pissed when his barn was on his neighbors property
That one dude was pissed when his barn was on his neighbors property
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No. ,, I get mine the old fashioed way .. In fact I dug 14 for a small polebarn I just finished ,, and I am some kind of sore .
I think it is time for some BudIce now ,, talking about it makes me hurt even more.
Mr. Shameless...I figure I can help you out here...once again, I come to the rescue...besides, I see you guys are totally lost without me...
I managed to find a girl to help you with the digging...she has her own heavy equipment and says she enjoys hard work...
She could probably even help Scooter move that barn back onto the property...
If not, this girl says she can help out on the farm...
What would you guys do without me...
While I'm here...let me get another drink...is there anything left???
Cheers,
Alan.
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Yeah thanks Al, While moving the barn back, blonie offered to haul a load of Bourban bacK to Rumple's
Want one!
Any news on golf yet Algol, or any one for that matter,,,,,
Pixie, lola,,sweetbitch, Al,shameless,Rumple, Blonde!
Want one!
Any news on golf yet Algol, or any one for that matter,,,,,
Pixie, lola,,sweetbitch, Al,shameless,Rumple, Blonde!
I'll take one of those bourbon's, and whatever inches of untouched flesh blondie has left. All this talk of holes has me anxious.
Welcome back, Alan...don't worry about the tab, you can always argue the point with Rumple that your constant entertainment provisions should make up for excessive charges..just a thought.
And for the record, Rump got most of that online entertainment from ME. Now as for the tangled limbs behind his desk, I may have been responsible for that...only for their state of dissaray, they were already there when I "stumbled" in.
Welcome back, Alan...don't worry about the tab, you can always argue the point with Rumple that your constant entertainment provisions should make up for excessive charges..just a thought.
And for the record, Rump got most of that online entertainment from ME. Now as for the tangled limbs behind his desk, I may have been responsible for that...only for their state of dissaray, they were already there when I "stumbled" in.
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Well thanks Mr. Konrage for telling me not to worry about the tab...I wonder if Mr. Rumpskin would agree...
Yes, there has been a lot of talk about hole filling here today...started with talk about Tiger and golf, though from what I've read about him lately, most of the holes he aims for are not on the golf course...
Then we had Shameless talking about sticking posts into post holes all day...yes, I can see why you would be getting anxious...
I will take another bourbon though...I find it is very important to keep the blood alcohol up to a certain level...it prevents your blood from freezing...
True, that might not be as important in the summer...but, one can never be too cautious about these things...
Cheers,
Alan.
Yes, there has been a lot of talk about hole filling here today...started with talk about Tiger and golf, though from what I've read about him lately, most of the holes he aims for are not on the golf course...
Then we had Shameless talking about sticking posts into post holes all day...yes, I can see why you would be getting anxious...
I will take another bourbon though...I find it is very important to keep the blood alcohol up to a certain level...it prevents your blood from freezing...
True, that might not be as important in the summer...but, one can never be too cautious about these things...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Tom Watson 4 under leader, Phil 3 under, Freddy 1 under and Tiger 1 under after 3 holes...
Irish whiskey neat please....
Irish whiskey neat please....
Algol
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Thanks Al,,
Yea,I forgot about good old has that look in his eye Watson.
Would it be so cool to see him, an Fred, com Sunday.
Irish wiskey on me dude, with some jamison
Yea,I forgot about good old has that look in his eye Watson.
Would it be so cool to see him, an Fred, com Sunday.
Irish wiskey on me dude, with some jamison