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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Algol
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(Pours a cold beer and sits down at the bar daintly and chugs her beer down like a frat boy)


Slow down Lois... Drink the good stuff and enjoy.

Let me get you another we'll keep going until we get it right
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Quote by Loislane
(Pours a cold beer and sits down at the bar daintly and chugs her beer down like a frat boy)


Slow down Lois... Drink the good stuff and enjoy.

Let me get you another we'll keep going until we get it right


ha ha another beer oh dear me (grins)...gimme
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(Pours a cold beer and sits down at the bar daintly and chugs her beer down like a frat boy)


Slow down Lois... Drink the good stuff and enjoy.

Let me get you another we'll keep going until we get it right


ha ha another beer oh dear me (grins)...gimme


Here you go...
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I'll have what she's having. Sounds good on a hot day. Frosted mug if you can find a clean one.
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I'll have what she's having. Sounds good on a hot day. Frosted mug if you can find a clean one.


Clean frosted mug coming up (wipes a mug with his shirt tale then sprays the mug with the fire extinguisher and fills it from the tap) Here ya go Chef... it slides down the bar....
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Algol surrounded by two thirsty ladies (grins)...
Algol
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Two beautiful thirsty women Lois, and their not drunk (yet) it could be a fun night

May I refresh your beers Ladies?
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What has happened here?? ,, did we get shut down ???
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What has happened here?? ,, did we get shut down ???

God I hope not this is my only escape from my reality and the only place that I can place all my drinks on Alans tab SSSSHHHH don't tell him OK...


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Algol
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Mmm,... No the jukebox is still here.

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What has happened here?? ,, did we get shut down ???

God I hope not this is my only escape from my reality and the only place that I can place all my drinks on Alans tab SSSSHHHH don't tell him OK...


Hey Mami,

How is it hanging Baby? Nice to see you have found your way back!

Hey Rumple did you enjoy the game last night?
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Good morning Mami ,,, it is good to see you.
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Algol, I want one of those fire-extinguisher-organ-disintegrators...the paint I sniffed as an up-and-comer just didn't do enough.
After that, I'll have a clamato preperado to wind myself down and start all over again. And Al, get those women drunk or I'll do it for you...if they're not going to be on MY arm, then godamnit I want to see them put on a show on yours (no offense, ladies).

Play it again, Sam!
scooter
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Good morning Rumpleton,,,
Canni have what konrage is having?
Being from Ohio,,I'm wonreding if were allowed to smoke in here, or do I need to step outside?`
I just planted 40 tobbacky plants, but it will be 2 years curing, so I planted some other stuff for the time being,,,smile
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Are you planting ,, (LeftHanded Cigarette Tobacco Again) ...????
scooter
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Yeap, but I planted them with my right hand shameless,,
Wanna beer buddy!
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Yes I do. !! ,,, BudIce please..
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I'll have what she's having. Sounds good on a hot day. Frosted mug if you can find a clean one.


Clean frosted mug coming up (wipes a mug with his shirt tale then sprays the mug with the fire extinguisher and fills it from the tap) Here ya go Chef... it slides down the bar....


Lol,,,I think this is Bud Ice???
Here ya go shameless
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Thank You Scooter ,, ain't nothing like it on a hot day . ,, Then shortly thereafter you wont care how warm it is . !!
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Scooter, you are a man after my own heart...let me know when those plants sprout. Nothing kick-starts the morning like left-handed-tobakky buzz.
Excuse me ladies, for shaking my exposure over the bar...the restroom is just too frightening for words. I think Heidi Fleiss died back there, and one of the passed out bodies from Rump's office made the mistake of going in there. I didn't think that poor girl had any more lunch to loose, but apparently...
A round of tequila, for all those still sober enough to lift a glass to their lips!
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Two beautiful thirsty women Lois, and their not drunk (yet) it could be a fun night

May I refresh your beers Ladies?


Thanks AL. Frosty one again please.
Where's Dooley Wilson when you need him? Bit of trivia for ya Al.
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Two beautiful thirsty women Lois, and their not drunk (yet) it could be a fun night

May I refresh your beers Ladies?


Thanks AL. Frosty one again please.
Where's Dooley Wilson when you need him? Bit of trivia for ya Al.


Here's looking at you Chef...

Algol
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Afternoon, to all good Lushers and bad Lushettes.

You know the old Chinese curse, "ay you live in interesting times?" Well, life has been a bit more interesting than I'd prefer the last couple of days, ending with the B-I-L getting into a car wreck. Now I come dragging in here and learn old Alan has managed to get hisself expelled from Lush for a couple weeks. That boy is a caution.

Until he shows back up, everyone else will need to pitch in to help pick up the slack. Let's see, there's pornographer, horse-player, recruiter of female employees, alcoholic, poet, teller of bad jokes, well, you get the idea.

(serves the house with Old Rip Van Winkle then adds it to Alan's bulging tab)

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Afternoon, to all good Lushers and bad Lushettes.

You know the old Chinese curse, "ay you live in interesting times?" Well, life has been a bit more interesting than I'd prefer the last couple of days, ending with the B-I-L getting into a car wreck. Now I come dragging in here and learn old Alan has managed to get hisself expelled from Lush for a couple weeks. That boy is a caution.

Until he shows back up, everyone else will need to pitch in to help pick up the slack. Let's see, there's pornographer, horse-player, recruiter of female employees, alcoholic, poet, teller of bad jokes, well, you get the idea.

(serves the house with Old Rip Van Winkle then adds it to Alan's bulging tab)

Rumple Foreskin



Hey Rumple, Hope your brother-in-law is ok...

Wow, why doesn’t that surprise me I'm going to have to have a L O N G talk with that boy, but I'm sure it wouldn't do any good

Van Winkle neat please Sir. Did you get a chance to watch the NCAA women’s finial the other night?
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I'll have that Rip, just to get ripped.
Rump hope your family-ties go okay. Meantime, I'll apply for the open positions. I'd like poet, but somehow I think I'm going to end up in bad-joke-teller...case in point.
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What is my job title here Rump ????
Algol
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Scooter I'm drawing a blank here Better try again...
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Scooter I'm drawing a blank here Better try again...


I beg to differ Al. I'm the one that drew a blank!


Lets try this, better yet,, Let me spin you around,,, and put it to you like this!

Hey Al, I found this in my pocket,whilst digging for change for the table.
Where do you spose Rumple wants it?