RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

8 Apr 2010

Scooter, are you trying to tell us that you:

a) Have access to a Stargate and can travel to the future and back?

b) Don't know how to set the correct date on your digital camera?

c) Don't give a shit if the date is set correctly or not.

or

d) Motorcycle?

Can one of you gents help Scooter re-size his photos, with photoshop or some other free application, before he gobbles up all the bandwidth of the Lush server? heheh

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

8 Apr 2010

Lol,,,WellMadeMale.....
No shit,,,,Help
Gotta admit,, That is a big rock tho Whistle

8 Apr 2010

Scooter is just trying to make his rock look bigger...

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8 Apr 2010

Yes ,, same problem here with big photos ,, going to need help making them smaller.

8 Apr 2010

Quote by Exakta66
Scooter is just trying to make his rock look bigger...

Alan...aren't we all?

8 Apr 2010

Quote by konrage
Quote by Exakta66
Scooter is just trying to make his rock look bigger...

Alan...aren't we all?

Mines big enough already...I don't need to make it look any bigger...
Hey, why I'm here...how about another drink...
Konrage, make sure you leave the bartender a good tip today...out of curiousity, I wonder how much Mr. Rumpskin has made in tips since he opened this place...

I'm sorry...it's not that funny...tell that chimp to stop laughing...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

8 Apr 2010

I got the biggest rock on lush! Lfunny

8 Apr 2010

Oh! ,, I expect he is losing money here.

8 Apr 2010

And a lot a bourban (scooter stares @ Exakta) naka

8 Apr 2010

Any one wanna shoot a game?
Good thing shameless drug this table in,,and the sales girl rep hot ass blonde.

Ill have you-ins know; I spent 3 hours trying to size this proper.
Should a seen it befor I fixed it this far.

8 Apr 2010

Hey Scooter...First you show us a picture of your "big rock"...now you post a picture with your stick in your hand and your balls out on the table...
Those are some scary looking balls, btw...
I could use another bourbon as well...um, guess I'll just help myself...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

8 Apr 2010

Gimme a bourbon, too...it's actually making Scooter's rock look bigger by the minute

8 Apr 2010

want a double, Sir rage, an what you having Al?,,,,Bourban
I'm proud a that rock a mine!

8 Apr 2010

I was going to try to fix it for you Scoot but, I haven't got a clue. I can do it from one of my pics on my 'puter but don't know how to once it's posted.

8 Apr 2010

Quote by Exakta66
Scooter is just trying to make his rock look bigger...

I usually roll up three athletic socks and insert within my 501's.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

8 Apr 2010

Quote by chefkathleen
I was going to try to fix it for you Scoot but, I haven't got a clue. I can do it from one of my pics on my 'puter but don't know how to once it's posted.

I think this online tool may allow people to resize certain photographs. A lady-friend uses it, often.

http://picasa.google.com/

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

8 Apr 2010

Hey ! ,, I can make them too small.

8 Apr 2010

You know ,,, I think I got it.

8 Apr 2010

Howdy All, I hear this bar has hard bodies in here?
or was it the rock that was hard?
any way are those the tools you, you to resize with?
I know you could find other things to do with those tools
if you thought HARD enough. Any hard body gonna buy a girl a drink?
I'll take a Bud-weiser and rack um scooter---- I'll play with ya! jerkit

My stick is just about ready, a few more strokes and I'll be ready.

8 Apr 2010

No takers?,,,,,I'll be here just cleaning my gun,
oh, I ment stick. hello2

8 Apr 2010

Look! It's Shameless' prized flyswatter!

8 Apr 2010

Quote by prettyeyes
No takers?,,,,,I'll be here just cleaning my gun,
oh, I ment stick.

Hey Welcome prettyeyes, what are drink'n? I'll buy you a few... occasion5

Things will get going in here in a while I'll bet...

Algol

8 Apr 2010

Quote by chefkathleen
Look! It's Shameless' prized flyswatter!

But what do you think that green thing is Chef? dontknow

Algol

8 Apr 2010

I'll have a Bud-weiser Please,
who would like to shoot a game?
scooter left the building.
toast

8 Apr 2010

Here you go, Relax and Enjoy!

I dropped a dime in the jukebox. I'm sure Scooter and Shameless will be in here play'n in a bit...

Algol

8 Apr 2010

You go first Scooter.

8 Apr 2010

Quote by Algol
Quote by chefkathleen
Look! It's Shameless' prized flyswatter!

But what do you think that green thing is Chef?

That is obviously a reusable french tickler, Al. Wash-n-wear flair

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

8 Apr 2010

Quote by chefkathleen
I was going to try to fix it for you Scoot but, I haven't got a clue. I can do it from one of my pics on my 'puter but don't know how to once it's posted.

Hey Thanks for the thoughts and the attempt chef.
Looks like ole shameless has got it goin on over there
I could not stop laghing at his first attempt tho
I honestly resized my photo's, but when I go to post them, there big again?
Gonna try WellMadeMans web sight