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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Scooter is just trying to make his rock look bigger...


I usually roll up three athletic socks and insert within my 501's.


Thats a good idea..
I use banana's, several o course. @ days end, I can just peal and eat them on the way home from Rumples
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Look! It's Shameless' prized flyswatter!


But what do you think that green thing is Chef?


That is obviously a reusable french tickler, Al. Wash-n-wear flair
All I can think to do now is Laugh ..,,, and snicker.. !!!
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar




Yes, I know I was AWOL all day or yesterday depending on your time zone.

No, I do NOT want to talk about it--ever.

I mean to say, "router" and "printer" are four-letter words. Don't try to invoke any numerical realities. The truth shall, will, and should prevail, or something like that.. Says so in the Bible, probably. Anyway, they, and the invidious wrords that purport to represent them are four-letter in spirit and spite.

Feel better now. But not by much.

Feel free to consider this a two-for-one, "goodnight" and "good morning" special. I've hooked a timer up to the coffee pot so, with luck, there should be caffeine waiting on any early arrivals. If the timer didn't work, then somebody will have to turn on the damn coffee pot all by themselves. Sorry.

Good to see Alan came in through the bathroom window, or some other in the Lush security shield.

Scooter, old buddy, pal of mine, in the immortal worlds of James Brown, "Please, please, please, please don't go...," on posting any more super-sized, mega-gigantic, really, really big images. They stretch the margins of my screen all the hell out of whack. Granted, being screwed-up fits right in around this place. Problem is, some words of wisdom get lost in the trackless regions of the right margin and I have to go hunt 'um down.

Still, it was a very impressive rock.

That's more than enough BS from RF.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
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Lol, Rumple,,
Sorry master bar tender dude.
I'll never do that agin, thought the danged thing was gonna go threw the floor gittin it in here.
We had ever one pulling an pushin.
Trouble was; the girls were pushin on one side, and us guys were pushin back the other way?
Well That pool table rep. suggested we all git on the same side an push.
After the big sex fest, things went well.
Sorry to here about your computer woe's, you aint human if you don't have em tho.
I'll turn the lava lamp on, or off, an keep an eye on the coffe pot for ya.
Also, I'll leave the womens restroom window open for Al
Hey Tell Al to use the guys window,
We're too busy sitting in there to get up and move so he can climb in.
UNLESS, he would like to climb over us!
Good morning Rump ,, patrons ,, and the new victims here ,, I Love this Bar ,, It's my kind of place.
Good Morning Everyone,

Shameless don't go scaring the new girl off,(last night she wanted to play will balls and poles or sticks or something like that...)
I don't know if you've noticed but we don't too many women in here...
She must have locked that window 'cause I haven't seen Alan this morning...

Scooter, Freddy was light'n it up yesterday eh? I hope he can hang in there.

Good coffee Rumple I hope you have your technology issues resolved.
Algol
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Hey Tell Al to use the guys window,
We're too busy sitting in there to get up and move so he can climb in.
UNLESS, he would like to climb over us!


No man in this bar needs an invitation for that sort of thing, PrettyEyes. That being said, it does get us going just a little faster.
Alan, that window wasn't locked. I know your right hand is massive (not unlike the rest of us), but that doesn't mean you can smash it through plate glass and not be affected. Rumple, get some ice for Schwarzeneger over here.
Algol, if a girl like PrettyEyes is here, she has no fear. It's practically a law of science.
And seeing as we've gotten off to a fresh start this morning, who's up for someebony-black coffee with an overkill shot of Bailey's? On me!
Today ,, Please.!
I found this ,, this morning.l1JJ3U6gpn8W1qOB
Well well, thats a deep subject.
Speaking of deep, you done digging post holes shame! Or you gonna try an bury your bone today agin.
Sure Kanrage ole chap, I'll have a coffe, black, no ice, and stirred to perfection.
I'm sure if I wanted cream, I could prolly find some around here some wheres.
Algol, yes sir did Freddy play well, maybe we get to watch him and Watson tee it up come Sunday!
Oh,, that putting game you sent me is mind boggleing. I managed to put 3 in a row in, but then they tricked me.
I saw prettyeye's bend over earlier, an her eye's are just part of whats pretty about her!
Never even dawned on me that she was about to put the 8 ball in,,again,,as she wasn't wearing panties under that short little skirt of hers.
I bet I bought her 18 drinks last night, and she still wanted to play for a beer.MJJtO2CZgy53U1lD I got a shot of her
with my new cammera, and managed to size it according to rumples house picture posting rules!
We are waitng !!!


Here it is!
Good Moring Lushers, Lushettes, Lushketeers and other assorted Lushes of Lush...Yes, I did manage to sneak in though a back window...all I know is that the room I ended up in smelled bad and there were a bunch of drunk women passed out on the floor...
Not sure whether it was the women's rest room or Rump's office, but I figure it was one of the two...don't tell anyone you saw me here...

I am just going to grab me a drink, the usual double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and get PrettyEyes one as well...I figure if she is married to Scooter she is probably long overdue for something strong...
Nice to see you here, PE, btw...
Just eh, put the drinks on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Good Moring Lushers, Lushettes, Lushketeers and other assorted Lushes of Lush...Yes, I did manage to sneak in though a back window...all I know is that the room I ended up in smelled bad and there were a bunch of drunk women passed out on the floor...
Not sure whether it was the women's rest room or Rump's office, but I figure it was one of the two...don't tell anyone you saw me here...

I am just going to grab me a drink, the usual double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and get PrettyEyes one as well...I figure if she is married to Scooter she is probably long overdue for something strong...
Nice to see you here, PE, btw...
Just eh, put the drinks on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Hey Kon I'll take you up on the coffee and Bailey's thanks, after heard Shameless was giving rides in his jeep...

I can't get passed 6 in a row on that game scooter... I tried to tip the laptop but that didn't work out ...

What was it you were play'n last night, it sure looks like fun!

Good job on the resizing of the pictures
Algol
So.,, How is Tigers Wooda doing so far ??
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So.,, How is Tigers Wooda doing so far ??


I think he's 2 off the lead... The course will get harder to play, pin placement, green speeds it should be a good tournament not a run away like some in the past

Freddy is at 7 under scooter...
Algol
He finished 2 back of Freddy @ -4. Phil, Watson and whats his name are @ -5
Good Morning All, Nice to see you all made it through the night.
Thanks Algol for the drink, And you too Al, that must of been
rumple's office, there wasn't any drunk girls in the restroom,
just guys! Pass the kahlua Please.FvRtMbgV0MXQ5mD4 Oh by the way,
there isn't anything out there strong enough to
help deal with scootie tootie!
Hi babie! I see you awokend.
Hell, I was up goofing off @ 6:30 today.
Not sure How Al got in,,he just works his majick.
Kinda like thoe's goofy ass poems he coppies from me.
Yes, I'm responsible for him getting kicked out aaaaah Lush.JQk2wCgu2Anpx9nU

Well,come over by the pool table,,
yeah, right there, an let me spind you upside down,,,,!
And put it to you like this!

It's all my fault
You're nothing if not honest, Scoot. Another dime-bag, please.
Rump, can I light this in here? Somehow, I don't think there are many who will be opposed to this particular brand of second-hand smoke.
Why are you taking pictures of us!?
I thought that was for your eyes only?
Now everyone in the bar knows.JVmdxKY8zOQH1DPt
Hey Scooter...I'm not sure if anyone is going to believe I copy my poems from you...maybe if you got your correct spelling average above 50% you'd have a bit more credibility there...
Actually Scoot, it wasn't hard getting back in here...Mr. Konrage gave me the name of some guy who can hack into any computer system...I think it's the same guy who wiped the porn off of Mr. Rump's computer...
The fact that he insisted on being paid in beer and smoke was not a problem...
Don't tell anyone I'm here...let me just grab another drink or two and leave...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Alan, as long as you are A: drinking yourself stupid, B: petting the Giant Rock gently, or C: railing into one of the midget ladies in the back, rest assured you are totally incogneto here.
My mouth is only open when:
I drink or bitch at scooter! oh
and one other time, but I can't tell
you when that is.1mbALOasq4iPAbzr
Here Alan, Let me buy this time. Here is your double Bourbon and chaser.
and here is another for the other hand. You need to stay busy
so your hands won't get you into anymore trouble.LAWf2oECKMzkxl5S
Well I guess so if you put that way.jm4mBhwnB5zO6ZTA