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yes,,He'll be fine tho.
The foriegn guys are shining today.
Too bad Natalie Golbis is not playing,
or one of them Chinese girls!
How does a chinese girl go, when sliding down a slide,
with no pantie's on!
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The foriegn guys are shining today.
Too bad Natalie Golbis is not playing,
or one of them Chinese girls!
How does a chinese girl go, when sliding down a slide,
with no pantie's on!
Pllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb>
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Evening, all.
Got a question what's in search of an answer. It's ture that nobody ever said I was the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree or the sharpest knife in the drawer. More than a few have even suggested that my mental elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor and my brain is several bricks short of a load. However, I've come across a word that has bumfuzzled me and I'm turning to the superior intellects that make up the PUMPLATIONS patronage to assuage my ignorance.
Seems I got one of them friends requests from a recent arrival I ain't never heard of. That's probably to his credit, but the ting is he's posted a couple stories and the intro to one includes this word:
datesback
Any help would be very much depreciated.
Now I gotta go blaance the books. Keeping two sets makes that very important.
(Light cigar, heads for the back, opens office door and...).
Oh, hell, another interview. Work, work, work.
Rumple Foreskin
Got a question what's in search of an answer. It's ture that nobody ever said I was the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree or the sharpest knife in the drawer. More than a few have even suggested that my mental elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor and my brain is several bricks short of a load. However, I've come across a word that has bumfuzzled me and I'm turning to the superior intellects that make up the PUMPLATIONS patronage to assuage my ignorance.
Seems I got one of them friends requests from a recent arrival I ain't never heard of. That's probably to his credit, but the ting is he's posted a couple stories and the intro to one includes this word:
datesback
Any help would be very much depreciated.
Now I gotta go blaance the books. Keeping two sets makes that very important.
(Light cigar, heads for the back, opens office door and...).
Oh, hell, another interview. Work, work, work.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Evening Everyone T.G.I.F!!
Van Winkle neat please... if anyone else needs a drink I’m buying… Shameless BudIce?
Rumple I can’t help you on the word “datesback” I’m guessing a spell check program might help him out a little.oudp6XsyYx4bD4Fr
However if you need any help conducting those interviews I’m willing and able to help.
Have fun with your new friend…
Oh, I did pick up one of the "Flashman" book this evening...
Van Winkle neat please... if anyone else needs a drink I’m buying… Shameless BudIce?
Rumple I can’t help you on the word “datesback” I’m guessing a spell check program might help him out a little.oudp6XsyYx4bD4Fr
However if you need any help conducting those interviews I’m willing and able to help.
Have fun with your new friend…
Oh, I did pick up one of the "Flashman" book this evening...
Algol
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Im sorry Rump I cant be any help with your problem .
But ,, while you are doing interviews ,, could you find me a yardkeeper ??
It might depend a bit on who they'll be keeping the yard from.
There is this jill-of-all-trades who might be just what you need.
Sorry about not having a head shot. Seems the photographer is still a bit catatonic.. Hope this one, featuring a most distinctive mark, will be of some help in identifying her.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Looks good to me ,, as long as her ass can ride my mower ,, and use a weedeater.
Shameless, nothing personal you understand and I'm not being judgmental, but just exactly why would this young lady's ass need to operate a weed-eater. Sounds a bit kinky, if you know what i mean.
As for that and other capabilities, you'll have to judge for yourself.
note: With careful observation, you might notice her face.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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It's Wyrwal.
Rocco's screwed, I mean, shrewd eye for pulchritude is right once again. It's "Little Eva" in all her glory.
(You think Shameless will have anything against an Anglo/Polish worker like her?)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Not likely there Rump . ,, In fact if she will ride the mower ,, I will sit in my favorite chair and drink beer .
As far as her ability to operate the weedeater with her ass ,, there seems to be a misunderstanding here . ,, I cant even operate one with my ass ,, So the likelihood a woman could perform this feat is slim to none . ,, But it might be fun to watch her try !!!!!
As far as her ability to operate the weedeater with her ass ,, there seems to be a misunderstanding here . ,, I cant even operate one with my ass ,, So the likelihood a woman could perform this feat is slim to none . ,, But it might be fun to watch her try !!!!!
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Hey Lushketeers...Good Morning to all, though exactly what is so good about it I have not a clue...
It looks like I am going to have to actually take a couple of weeks off from this place, but rest assured I'll be back...one way or another...
My suspension time keeps adding up...I now have suspensions on top of suspensions...apparently management doesn't like people sneaking in that back window...
So, until they decide to give out Merit Badges for most suspensions on Lush, I think it may be best if I find something else to do for the next couple of weeks...
Hey Shameless...you're a handyguy, why don't you nail that back window shut so I don't get tempted??? A couple of drinks and you could probably get Scooter to hold the nails for you...
Yeah, actually a couple of weeks away from here might do me good...I'll be able to catch up on things I've been putting off since I started hanging out here every day...little things like laundry and that garbage in the corner should probably be taken out...
Don't worry about who fills in for me...I think Shameless can do the female hiring, Scooter can no doubt pick horses, Konrage already writes poems, Mr. Rumple has already started with the bad jokes and you are all a bunch of alcoholics...
So, see ya on the 23rd...
Cheers,
Alan.
It looks like I am going to have to actually take a couple of weeks off from this place, but rest assured I'll be back...one way or another...
My suspension time keeps adding up...I now have suspensions on top of suspensions...apparently management doesn't like people sneaking in that back window...
So, until they decide to give out Merit Badges for most suspensions on Lush, I think it may be best if I find something else to do for the next couple of weeks...
Hey Shameless...you're a handyguy, why don't you nail that back window shut so I don't get tempted??? A couple of drinks and you could probably get Scooter to hold the nails for you...
Yeah, actually a couple of weeks away from here might do me good...I'll be able to catch up on things I've been putting off since I started hanging out here every day...little things like laundry and that garbage in the corner should probably be taken out...
Don't worry about who fills in for me...I think Shameless can do the female hiring, Scooter can no doubt pick horses, Konrage already writes poems, Mr. Rumple has already started with the bad jokes and you are all a bunch of alcoholics...
So, see ya on the 23rd...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Hey Lushketeers...Good Morning to all, though exactly what is so good about it I have not a clue...
It looks like I am going to have to actually take a couple of weeks off from this place, but rest assured I'll be back...one way or another...
My suspension time keeps adding up...I now have suspensions on top of suspensions...apparently management doesn't like people sneaking in that back window...
So, until they decide to give out Merit Badges for most suspensions on Lush, I think it may be best if I find something else to do for the next couple of weeks...
Hey Shameless...you're a handyguy, why don't you nail that back window shut so I don't get tempted??? A couple of drinks and you could probably get Scooter to hold the nails for you...
Yeah, actually a couple of weeks away from here might do me good...I'll be able to catch up on things I've been putting off since I started hanging out here every day...little things like laundry and that garbage in the corner should probably be taken out...
Don't worry about who fills in for me...I think Shameless can do the female hiring, Scooter can no doubt pick horses, Konrage already writes poems, Mr. Rumple has already started with the bad jokes and you are all a bunch of alcoholics...
So, see ya on the 23rd...
Cheers,
Alan.
Are you ever going to learn Alan? You keep on and on with breaking in Shameless just put me there by the window please we will make out that way he stay out and me in mmmm that do not sound good for a min now. Oh what are we talking about again
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Good Morning... 
I love the weekends... Alan we'll miss ya but look... you'll have more time to spend at the track
I would like to see the woman operate the weedeater with her ass too Shameless...
Good morning Savanna, would you like a little bailey's and coffee this morning?
I love the weekends... Alan we'll miss ya but look... you'll have more time to spend at the track
I would like to see the woman operate the weedeater with her ass too Shameless...
Good morning Savanna, would you like a little bailey's and coffee this morning?
Algol
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Good Morning...
I love the weekends... Alan we'll miss ya but look... you'll have more time to spend at the track
I would like to see the woman operate the weedeater with her ass too Shameless...
Good morning Savanna, would you like a little bailey's and coffee this morning?
yes please more bailey then coffee this time please
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Say when...
GIGGLES keep it coming that is good feeling yea right there mmmmm very nice more please
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Well , since Rump seems to be having problems giving the new yard directions to my home .,, I finally talked the gal next door into mowing the grass for me.
I think that Rump has got the first gal at his house cutting the grass ,,, and laughing at me. !!!!
I will be right over to cut the grass. But Agol made me so drunk I hope I cut the right grass
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Any future pictures of women's asses shall be free of toilet paper remnants, I beseech thee.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
hahahha that is not me giggles Oh shameless why you did not tell her something
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It is grass my Lord.
White grass giggles
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Zarathustra, Welcome to Rumplations, we are not much of a picky lot you sometimes have to take what you find.YeWLxtD4j9AoBliM
Nice tractor Shameless... 14 hp...cool, Savanna I think we should get you cleaned up before you hop on that mower we don't want that grass sticking to you... step into the back I'll get all that Bailey's off you...
Nice tractor Shameless... 14 hp...cool, Savanna I think we should get you cleaned up before you hop on that mower we don't want that grass sticking to you... step into the back I'll get all that Bailey's off you...
Algol
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Zarathustra, Welcome to Rumplations, we are not much of a picky lot you sometimes have to take what you find.eCoCFUOXKi6VYnPP
Nice tractor Shameless... 14 hp...cool, Savanna I think we should get you cleaned up before you hop on that mower we don't want that grass sticking to you... step into the back I'll get all that Bailey's off you...
NICE touch Algol do not miss a spot please
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What a comeback, shame on me toilet paper