RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

10 Apr 2010

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Quote by Algol
Zarathustra, Welcome to Rumplations, we are not much of a picky lot you sometimes have to take what you find.TBG2eaxwoVV9E5lx

Nice tractor Shameless... 14 hp...cool, Savanna I think we should get you cleaned up before you hop on that mower we don't want that grass sticking to you... step into the back I'll get all that Bailey's off you...

NICE touch Algol do not miss a spot please

Not to worry, I am very very thorough tongue8

Algol

10 Apr 2010

Evening folks.

SAVANNA! Welcome back.

Give me a few minutes and I'll whip up a special Hello/Goodbye beer-bust type blow-out in recognition of Savanna's return and Alan's two-week, er, sabbatical. It'll feature: beer, a crawfish boil, beer, barbecued goat, and beer.. While I'm out, somebody fire up the jukebox.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

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Quote by shameless009

Any future pictures of women's asses shall be free of toilet paper remnants, I beseech thee.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.

Laughing my ass off at this. btw, after you hit 20 posts you'll be able to post pictures.

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10 Apr 2010

RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Evening folks.

SAVANNA! Welcome back.

Give me a few minutes and I'll whip up a special Hello/Goodbye beer-bust type blow-out in recognition of Savanna's return and Alan's two-week, er, sabbatical. It'll feature: beer, a crawfish boil, beer, barbecued goat, and beer.. While I'm out, somebody fire up the jukebox.

Okay, we've got a fine looking goat. Found him out back working on the pile of empty beer cans. Seemed real excited when I invited him to the BBQ..

Rumple Foreskin

eta:
Zara, old Shameless can also be a bit couthless at times. He's got a good heart. It's his mind we all worry about. rf

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Evening folks.

SAVANNA! Welcome back.

Give me a few minutes and I'll whip up a special Hello/Goodbye beer-bust type blow-out in recognition of Savanna's return and Alan's two-week, er, sabbatical. It'll feature: beer, a crawfish boil, beer, barbecued goat, and beer.. While I'm out, somebody fire up the jukebox.

Rumple Foreskin

Thank you it is great to be back with all my men here. hey will this song do. Missing my Alan already

10 Apr 2010

Savanna, you tempting Tel Aviv tantalizer, you do know what a man likes.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Evening, Shameless.

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Well I had to bring a little Country boy in Rump!

10 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009

Oh shameless love the outfit song is great too giggles for the song

10 Apr 2010

You done did good, son.

We got a mess of boiled crawfish just about ready. You think Savanna sucks heads, you know, of crawfish?

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

You might ask her.

10 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
You done did good, son.

We got a mess of boiled crawfish just about ready. You think Savanna sucks heads, you know, of crawfish?

Rumple Foreskin

Damn not kosher

10 Apr 2010

What a drag. My wife's been saying the same thing ever since our wedding day. evil4

Oh, good, the special order of beer just arrived.

Anybody got a tap?

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Well Rump ,, you might want to look at the post that Marcos has on fellatio being a health benefit for breast cancer prevention in women.

10 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
What a drag. My wife's been saying the same thing ever since our wedding day.

Oh, good, the special order of beer just arrived.

Anybody got a tap?

Rumple Foreskin

Ooooops did I do that again step on your toes

10 Apr 2010

Good Evening,

Boiled crawfish yummm, yeah, you have to suck the heads… I don’t have a tap that big Rumple, but I did grab some Turbodog on the way over. It goes great with the bbq goat too!
Here Shameless have a beer…

Algol

10 Apr 2010

Dr. Marcos Welby is a well-known source authority.

Rumple Foreskin

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Savanna, somehow your last post was not a great comfort. evil4

Evening, Al. Good of you to bring the Turbodog. Fortunately, someone just brought a used but only slightly abused sump pump so the problem should be solved.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Quote by Algol
Good Evening,

Boiled crawfish yummm, yeah, you have to suck the heads… I don’t have a tap that big Rumple, but I did grab some Turbodog on the way over. It goes great with the bbq goat too!
Here Shameless have a beer…

Why Thank You Algol ,,, I dont mind if I do ,,, Many many Times.

10 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Savanna, somehow your last post was not a great comfort.

Evening, Al. Good of you to bring the Turbodog. Fortunately, someone just brought a used but only slightly abused sump pump so the problem should be solved.

Rumple Foreskin

Please forgive my silly head for thinking that

10 Apr 2010

Hey Rump.! ,,, How many days left until Alan gets back ??

10 Apr 2010

It wasn't your head that worried me. confused1

Truth be told, that particular chore was done, albeit unofficially, many, as in, MANY, years ago.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Silly head thing... Shameless? evil4

Rumple you have to try something other than lonestar beer...

Algol

10 Apr 2010

Well one reason I am interested is that I will be hitting the 2,000 mark in about 8 or 10 days ,, and he sure knows how to announce it.

10 Apr 2010

Quote by Algol
Silly head thing... Shameless?

Rumple you have to try something other than lonestar beer...

I'll have you know that was some leftover Pearl beer from when the brewery in San Antonio shut down. So there!

Shameless, best I can figger it'll be two-weeks or 14-days, whichever comes first. Of course he might get out early on good behavior but knowing Alan, that seems VERY doubtful.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
Well one reason I am interested is that I will be hitting the 2,000 mark in about 8 or 10 days ,, and he sure knows how to announce it.

Alan will be back 20/4 if he dont break the rules before that

10 Apr 2010

Well you know we all miss the crazy sum bitch.

10 Apr 2010

Sorry about there being no barbecued goat. We had the fire going and all, but by then he'd gotten into the crawfish shells and there was NO budging him.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

10 Apr 2010

I think I could kill the goat ,,, If I had to.

10 Apr 2010

Shameless, I'll be your herald, if you'll have me.

Rumple I'm glad to hear you're diversified laughing6

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No goat? WTF....

Algol