RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

11 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Oh, goodness to my gracious, Zara and cousin Rev are into theological mode. Divine intervention may be needed. Anybody know any willing angels to protect the rest of us?

A round on the house in honor of Phil M. bagging his third Masters.

Rumple Foreskin

Sister Foreskin, indeed the search for truth shall never cease, theology however shall remain in the hands of western heretics and idolators, and-

holy lands this Mad Dog is hitting the spot! I don't suppose your fair establishment keeps Schaefer's on tap either- I could use a beer back. And what of this harlot I spotted earlier? Should she fail to materialize soon, I shall have to resort to an easier Gommorahan to have my way with on this clear night.

Accolades of course to dear Philip, today's sporting victor!

11 Apr 2010

Evening Rump. It was sunny and in the 80s here in the Southland. I'll have an icy cold beer in my special *read clean* frosted mug.

11 Apr 2010

RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Evening, chef. One tankard of lager coming up.

Don't know if you've meet, Zara. He thinks deep thoughts and drinks deeply of Schaefer's and Old Milwaukee, so it might be best to approach with caution.

Zara, I'd have used "ecclesiastical matters" instead of theology except I can't spell, "ecclesiastical."

Y'all be on the lookout for PrettyEyes. She likes Waylon Jennings and "outlaw" music so she must be okay even if she did ask to be a "friend."
Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

11 Apr 2010

Good evening Rump ,, how about afew of them BudIce beers please ,, and the new Fella Zara talks different ,, I am thinking about going to church for awhile,, to see if I can learn his language .
If that dont work ,, I guess you'll need to do the interpreting for me.

11 Apr 2010

Well anyone from the 6th century is ok by me. It's all about outlasting the other guy,eh?

11 Apr 2010

Thanks for the drink Rumple and congratulations to Phil! The next round os on me, please make sure chef's mug is real clean you know how she gets... evil4

Here Shameless catch and here is one for Lois too.
He slides two tall drafts of BudIce down the bar... and another for Lois.

Does the new holey guy drink… Better get’m a grape juice

Cheers My friends occasion5

Algol

11 Apr 2010

Al, there's a rumor going around that Zara only drinks to excess. And since that's likely to be Schaefer of Old Mil., it's easy to understand why he's so prayerful.

Shameless, as for talking to him, just ever so often begin a sentence with "verily" and throw in a "thee" or "thous" every once in a while and you'll do fine. It's done the trick for Rev Rumple J. for years.

Chef, your observation was, as usual, profound.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

11 Apr 2010

How about an ocassional (whereas) . ??

11 Apr 2010

"Zarathustra":

Tell me, fair maiden, are you a temple prostitute or a mere scurrilous harlot?

Did you just call a member a prostitute or harlot?

11 Apr 2010

Shameless better get yourself to the nearest motel and get one of them bible to english books they keep in the nightstands evil4

Algol

11 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
How about an ocassional (whereas) . ??

"Whereas" is a fine word, but it can come off sounding a bit legalistic if not handled just right. "Sayeth" is a tad limited but effective.

Just so y'all know, I left a post on Gav's "get well" thread and in it, offered to have us chip in and hire Murse Betty to stop by his place and assuage any current or potential miseries. Hope that meets with everyone's approbation and no ones opprobrium.

NURSE BETTY (willing and able)

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

11 Apr 2010

Quote by Algol
Shameless better get yourself to the nearest motel and get one of them bible to english books they keep in the nightstands

Well Paris the thought that I would need help with this type of language.

12 Apr 2010

(imbibes, re-imbibes)

<--- (admires new AV)

(imbibes, again)

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

Rump ,,, You have quite this ass now !

12 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
Rump ,,, You have quite this ass now !

Many others have said much the same thing in approximately the same way though often shortened a bit to:

Rumple, you - - - ass - .

Just posted a new love story, Waiting For Melinda, in the Supernatural category. Be advised, it might be too soft-core and romantic for some of you he-guy types. The good news it's only 1400 words so it won't take long to find out how much you don't like the poor thing.

note: The rest of you don't hesitate to let us know when you've posted a new story/poem or come across one you like.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

Quote by roccotool
"Zarathustra":

Tell me, fair maiden, are you a temple prostitute or a mere scurrilous harlot?

Did you just call a member a prostitute or harlot?

I have drawn the taciturn attention of one of the fair Queen's men it appears. Fear not, soldier of all things deviant-but-legal-in-most-nations, I mean to make only the most earnest on inquiries toward this salacious street woman. Should she find my advances untoward, then the pauper wenches from nearby Philistine encampments shall suffice. Besides, I hear they like going ass-to-mouth there, a kink with which this prophet is well pleased!

any Heilman's Old Style here, brother Foreskin?

12 Apr 2010

Zara, ya gotta be careful about suggesting anyone here might be "professionals." This is strictly an amateur establishment, and the service should prove that.

Here, have a beer.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

Quote by Zarathustra
I have drawn the taciturn attention of one of the fair Queen's men it appears. Fear not, soldier of all things deviant-but-legal-in-most-nations, I mean to make only the most earnest on inquiries toward this salacious street woman. Should she find my advances untoward, then the pauper wenches from nearby Philistine encampments shall suffice. Besides, I hear they like going ass-to-mouth there, a kink with which this prophet is well pleased!

any Heilman's Old Style here, brother Foreskin?

Interesting alias "Zarathustra". I thought you said you were going to stay away?

12 Apr 2010

Dum-de-dum-dum.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

Quote by Zarathustra

I beg of you, Lady Chi, with your wares on display and your vulgar ways- I must inquire to your intentions, for the love of all things holy and true.

Tell me, fair maiden, are you a temple prostitute or a mere scurrilous harlot?

I have never rented my body in a temple and I am not scurrilous! I even looked it up to make sure of it. The rest you will have to figure out on your own, baby.UUyUs2lrzj7Yvpg8

Whats up with the muslim cleric beard dude? That's so 700 years ago!
bootyshake

Now get this fool some crappy beer like he asked for, lol.

Xuani

12 Apr 2010

Morning, fellow life-forms. It being Monday, for the benefit of the caffeine cravers among us, Big Bertha has been cranked up and is now ready to put out, coffee, that is.

Looks like the authorities made a sweep last night and may, or may not, have picked up a possible illegal alanien.

WAITING FOR MELINDA, my latest affront to the craft of writing, has just been posted in the Supernatural category. It could also have gone into Straight Sex or Love Stories and might be a tad too soft-core for some. Heck, the two lovers aren't even related.

The saving grace is it coming in at only 1400 words so the pain won't last long. Here's the link for those with the nerve, and stomach, to check it out. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/waiting-for-melinda.aspx

One of my stories has gone audio. The reader is so good and she has such a sexy voice, you should have a good "listen" despite the content. There's a link in my sig line.

Today, back in 1963, Bob Dylan appeared in his first solo concert at Town Hall in New York City. Feel free to name favorite Dylan song(s).
Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

Good Morning Rumple, I liked your new story, it was a bit sad though… wipes a tear from his eye. Coffee black please.
Here is one of my favorite Dylan tunes...

Algol

12 Apr 2010

Morning, Al. (fills mug with caffeinated heaven) Here you go.

Glad you liked the story. It's hard for me to tell how readers will react to something that's a bit off the beaten path. Thanks for your vote and kind comment.

I'll be out of here in a few minutes for a visit to my eye-ball doctor, but should be back for long.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

I'll take your "Tangled up in Blue", and raise you, "You're a big girl now", probably my favourite Dylan song.

12 Apr 2010

Or:

12 Apr 2010

Black Cigarettes Start this day like all the rest.

12 Apr 2010

Greetings, Boss Lady.

That's two good picks. I realized after posting that bit about Dylan that I have no idea what's my favorite. Any list would be VERY long and include some YouTube probably doesn't know exist.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

12 Apr 2010

Or...

Algol

12 Apr 2010

Yes !!

12 Apr 2010

Morn'n Shameless... Want a shot of Bailey's for you coffee? I like the car thread you started by the way thumbup

Algol