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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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I think I could kill the goat ,,, If I had to.


Nooooooooo please not the goat I will eat the pig please leave the goat alone
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I think I could kill the goat ,,, If I had to.

Sure, but it'd cut into your drinking time.

Besides, if you did kill the goat, what would we do with all those damn crawfish shells?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
You got a deal ,, The goat stays . ,, But the pig is in big trouble.
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Shameless, I'll be your herald, if you'll have me.

Rumple I'm glad to hear you're diversified .

No goat? WTF....

You got it.
Eve ening all,,
I'm already smiling, just catching upon what I missed whilst I took my 50 year old beauty reast, after the masters today.
And I haven't even had a beer yet, or a smoke?

Hey Rumple; Why don't we git every one lined up and ready,,
poke a hole in the top an bottom of one a those tankers, and just shout em!
That would be an interesting site
Wthout Exakta being around, I'm not sure we could polish one off tho.
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Quote by shameless009
I think I could kill the goat ,,, If I had to.


Nooooooooo please not the goat I will eat the pig please leave the goat alone


Pig? What pig?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well Savanna Had a pig here I think?
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Well Savanna Had a pig here I think?

Did someone mention p-p-p-pigs?



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hey we just caught Club Zafia for pages... That should be drinks on the house Rumple and fire up the smoker!!!
Algol
Why Hell I'll Buy ,,, can someone drive me home ,,, just in case it gets good in here tonight?
Quote by shameless009
Why Hell I'll Buy ,,, can someone drive me home ,,, just in case it gets good in here tonight?


How does that saying go... "bend over baby I'll drive ya home"... wait, that was for women... sorry
Algol
Don't get carried away now, Shameless.

Al, that news is just another example of quantity overtaking quality.

Tell y'all what, instead of bothering our four-legged crawfish shell disposal systen or get the Disney folks on our ass, what about we compromise by cookin' up some Te3xas beef. It'd be just the thing for this horny crowd.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I went and looked at the born on dates guys ,,, and I am impressed.!!!
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I went and looked at the born on dates guys ,,, and I am impressed.!!!


(insert humorous head-scratching smilie)

Whatever you say, Shameless.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hey Scooter, Did you catch the Masters this afternoon? Phil and 2 eagles in a row and was just a few inches form 3!
Algol
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Hey Scooter, Did you catch the Masters this afternoon? Phil and 2 eagles in a row and was just a few inches form 3!

I'd like to see him have a good finish.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I hope he does too Rumple and Freddy has a shot at it too... I'll have to watch, I hope it's not a nice day here tomorrow, I'd feel a little guilty about being inside.
Algol
Quote by Algol
Hey Scooter, Did you catch the Masters this afternoon? Phil and 2 eagles in a row and was just a few inches form 3!


What do you think I did all Day Al?
I watched golf all day, an yes, I did see Phil light it up there,
Well, I did post some pics, and chased shamless around for a while

and savanna,
and littlemissbitch,
and wiffy,
and you,
and a bunch of other girls,
even went to v9 and looked for that elusive juicy stuff!
Dam I had a tough day ( wipes all the sweat)
Hey Rumple,, I heard your haven a hog roast, an clam bake, or something good,
I'm so hungry, I could eat a Donkey,,or empty shells right now, or any thing else one might find in this establishment!
If it's got 2 legs!,,,,I'm all in.
How many legs do those clams have you got over there?
I'll just settle for 3 camel toes, please
That sounds just like you scooter,
three, not 2 or 4 but 3........camel toes
Ok,,,,5!

Theres my first 3

4

5!
Well has anyone heard how Tiger is doing yet ??
Masters update.....Tiger is at 7 under, westwood leader 12 under, Phil 11 under, Freddy 9 under

That was a lot of work Shameless... I need a beer
Algol
Here you are ,,, it's on the house !!
hello boys ...I'd like a nice glass of pepsi because I'm driving Mindy and Bindy home

Hey boys and girls, stepping in to say hi, havent seen you all in a while. I am afraid one day I will come in here and see scooter post a candid pic of me walking down the street. Gimme space! lol.

Hate that I missed the crawfish boil, Rumple baby. I can suck heads with the best of them!



Acutally I just had them for the first time a few weeks ago- that was some damn good food I have to say. Maybe I will go to Lousiana someday. Bar's looking good everyone-

Cheers!

Xuani
Quote by LadyX

Hate that I missed the crawfish boil, Rumple baby. I can suck heads with the best of them!



I beg of you, Lady Chi, with your wares on display and your vulgar ways- I must inquire to your intentions, for the love of all things holy and true.

Tell me, fair maiden, are you a temple prostitute or a mere scurrilous harlot?


If it is the former, I know the local cleric, he can clear the altar for our carnal acts. If the latter is true, then my cave should do just fine for a 30 minute increment replete with whatever we so clinically agree on. I apologize for being so forward, but of course I cannot seduce the women of my own following- and a bar seems as good a place as any for a harlot to ply her wares, nay?

Zarathustra awaits the fair harlot's response.
It occurs to me that I did not pay proper respect to this establishment- I'll have a luke warm Old Milwaukee if you have it. If not, then Mad Dog 20/20 will do just fine, my brothers. Peace be with you all.
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It occurs to me that I did not pay proper respect to this establishment- I'll have a luke warm Old Milwaukee if you have it. If not, then Mad Dog 20/20 will do just fine, my brothers. Peace be with you all.

Sister Zara, drinking Old Mil, at any temperature, is considered blasphemy in this establishment. Thus spake my cousin, Rumple (the unredeemable) Foreskin. Meanwhile, one Mad Dog coming up.

Lady X, I'll see to it personally that you get an engraved invitation to the next soiree.

The Right Rev Rumple J. Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Brother Rumple, I have heard tell of this cousin of yours- and while he is said to indeed be unredeemable, the great unwashed among whom he loitered gave no indication of his faulty taste in fermented spirits. Neverthemind, dear merchant, one must stay true to family, so a double of the Dog will hammer me up satisfactorily for tonight's animal sacrifice.

And a man of the Roman cloth as well? If the papacy calls, tell them I sent my payments to Avignon- should buy me a few days.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
Oh, goodness to my gracious, Zara and cousin Rev are into theological mode. Divine intervention may be needed. Anybody know any willing angels to protect the rest of us?


A round on the house in honor of Phil M. bagging his third Masters.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN