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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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We're a different breed alright. Mother Earth one minute and Medusa the next. You don't have to agree with that one.
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Why Thank You ChefK . ,,, I dont know what it is about you Redheads ,, that make you so! wonderful ,, but it sure is a comfort to be in the presence of you .


Man Shameless you trying to get Chef to blush...
Algol
No.!! But I bet she would look good if she did .
So you like pink cheeked women? Shame-less.FhIZsDPEJFX9LiNc
Algol
Yes I do. ,, And it doesnt matter which pair of cheeks either.
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So you like pink cheeked women? Shame-less.p6aWfEzpib12UC8R


Greetings, Chef. To answer your query about Shameless: yes, whether they be upper or lower cheeks..

Have you admired my new AV and remodeled sig line? Be sure to check out the new audio version of, "FROM: Becky..." The reader's voice is VERY sexy.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Do I know the Shameless-unit, or what? Compare the reply he posted to the one i was composing at the time.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Might I take this moment to compliment your ass Rump? ,, But I am curious to know if it is factory equipment , or after market??
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Might I take this moment to compliment your ass Rump? ,, But I am curious to know if it is factory equipment , or after market??

To the best of my, unfortunately, limited knowledge, the item in question is a brand-spanking fresh factory original -- so to speak.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Just had to ask ..
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Just had to ask ..

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I thought it was funny,,, I dont care who you are now.
How was the eye doc Rump? Hope all is well.
It's about time for a glass of dry red for the red please.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Umm I can almost taste it. Thank you. Have one Shame. It'll put hair on your chest.
Well ,, I sure hope you are right ,,, because I've never had any before. !
Algol whispers (Don't drink it Shameless it'll give you a really bad headach in the morning)
Algol
Ah, the fermented fruits! The days of monks' stomping feet has finally paid off, poured from the barrel for our merriment and covivial gathering!

I shall imbibe of your rich wines, and brave the heavy head in the coming morrow, for I fear that beyond 2 chalices, a trip down to the river Euphrates for replenishing will not come to pass before the sleep overcomes me- which means that this north slope Atlas mountain mary jane better be as wondrous as was advertised at the time of purchase. Homeboy depends on it to cut down the headaches!
The Z-Man would seem to be well on his way to losing all sense of direction in the ozone, so to speak.

Where's Cheech and Chong now that we need them?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Algol whispers (Don't drink it Shameless it'll give you a really bad headach in the morning)
It wont be the first time . ,, But thank You for the warning.
I bet if I looked hard enough ,, I could find them.
Think I'll have a cold one, or two. The Word Assoc Game has worn me to a frazzle.



Ah, that's mo' better.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Me too Rump . ,, I cant wait til Alan gets back ,, I am near that 2,000 post mark . ,, and he does one good job of blowing my horn.
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Me too Rump . ,, I cant wait til Alan gets back ,, I am near that 2,000 post mark . ,, and he does one good job of blowing my horn.

That you are. According to my ciphering, you're only 139 away and getting closer all the time. As for Alan, something tells me he might show up sooner than anyone expects.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I sure hope ,, him and Algol are the ones to get me here .,, And I do enjoy this place.
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I sure hope ,, him and Algol are the ones to get me here .,, And I do enjoy this place.

There is a certain seedy, disreputable air about the customers around here. Of course, the bar itself is a total dump but the drinks are wet and cheap. What more could a body want?

Well, okay, maybe free oysters on the half-shell served by comely waitresses on a cool shady porch overlooking a "clothes optional" beach. But we're working on those.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
For sure now Rump . ,, The beer is always cold here . ,, But like you it is quiet tonight .
Do you think I should look for some dancing Girls ??
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For sure now Rump . ,, The beer is always cold here . ,, But like you it is quiet tonight .
Do you think I should look for some dancing Girls ??

Nah. Let's put on a Dallas Cowbosy Cheerleaders tape and imagine we're watching Monday Night Football.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Or maybe we could try our hands at pool? The rack girl may be getting bored.

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well Rump .,, All of a sudden I am interested in football.
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Well Rump .,, All of a sudden I am interested in football.

You are a true, All-American guy, Shameless.

Glad to oblige.


Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN