Yes ,, I would.
Well it seemed like a good thing to do.,, And Thank You.
Greetings Rump ,, Are you doing about 90 per this morning.??
A lot of truth here . ,, Just wish the human body would keep up with the spirit.
I'm having a heck of a time uploading pictures onto Lush for the passed two days... anyone else or is it me? They seem to download but that don't show "X" where the picture should be...
Same problem ,, and sometimes it uploads the same picture 4 times. ,, i will hear about this I am sure.
Good morrow, my fellow beings! It seems that an accumulation of a dozen Heilman's Old Style beers and some bad Opium sold to me by a most unscrupulous gentile conspired to leave me strung out and disrobed upon awakening.
My opium habit must cease soon I fear- the only advantage in taking high doses of that most potent of natural narcotics is that I can usually conjure a burning bush in my head in order to shoot the shit with my Maker. Otherwise, I am rubbing oak branches together in hopes of ignition- which on last occasion resulted in the inadvertent burning of a nearby village of Hittites! Vile, evil souls most of them anyway- but among them are a few wenches with pendulous bosoms that I would not have minded slapping playfully but forcefully for a few sheckles. It is just as well however- as the prophet Diddy once postulated: Mo' Bitches = Mo' Problems. Or was that Mo' Money- no matter, as I need neither on a permanent basis. I prefer to spend and walk, and to hit it and to quit it.
Lady Chi, I receive your message well, and rejoice in your good humor- indeed, you are no mere street woman! You possess the teats of only the most fertile of available maids, as well as the sharpest of wits. Blessings of engorged phalli and material excesses be to you, fair woman!
As for my fashion, I cannot deny that I am somewhat of a stalwart when it comes to facial hair- and a series of Ayatollahs have sent messengers inquiring as to the identity of my stylist- which I find somewhat awkward for a plethora of reasons, obvious and not. Nevertheless, the girls with the hair fetish go crazy for it! Woot!!
Brother Foreskin- have you any Heaven Hill Vodka to get this elder scholar's blood thinned and running?
Morning boys! I had a good weekend and am feeling fine. How 'bout Chef buys the next round?
Wonder if I'd be stoned if I said that I didn't care for Bob. He voice is irritating to me.
I was afraid to say it out loud. He has such a cult following. I keep thinking if it wasn't for his nose, he couldn't sing at all. Nothing to sing though.
Sorry BD lovers. No offense.
Yeah thanks Al. Give it a swipe with your shirt. I'm getting used to the critters around here.
Well ,, I finally made it ,, can a fellow get some beer down here please?
Been getting figures on some jobs ,, and shaking hands with new people ,,, came home just long enough for a restroom break .
Why Thank You ChefK . ,,, I dont know what it is about you Redheads ,, that make you so! wonderful ,, but it sure is a comfort to be in the presence of you .