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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Yes ,, I would.
Well it seemed like a good thing to do.,, And Thank You.
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Yes !!


That Shameless is one positive fella. Morning, Mr. Affirmative.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Greetings Rump ,, Are you doing about 90 per this morning.??
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar




Shameless, I am at about 90%, but I'm running a quart low.

"My Back Pages" is one of Dylan's songs I can damn near quote by heart.

"Good and bad I defined these terms, quite clear, no doubt, somehow. Ah, but i was so much older then, I'm younger than that now."



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
A lot of truth here . ,, Just wish the human body would keep up with the spirit.
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A lot of truth here . ,, Just wish the human body would keep up with the spirit.


That's a max affirmative.

note: For those too sorry-ass lazy and no-account to check the last few posts on the previous page, on this day back in 1936, Bob Dylan appeared in his first solo concert. To celebrate the great event, feel free to list your favorite Dylan songs(s) and/or post YouTube clips.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I'm having a heck of a time uploading pictures onto Lush for the passed two days... anyone else or is it me? They seem to download but that don't show "X" where the picture should be...
Algol
Same problem ,, and sometimes it uploads the same picture 4 times. ,, i will hear about this I am sure.
It's been a mite cranky but nothing like y'all's miseries. (Did you notice that possessive form of y'all?)

All be out for a bit. Y'all be sanitary.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Good morrow, my fellow beings! It seems that an accumulation of a dozen Heilman's Old Style beers and some bad Opium sold to me by a most unscrupulous gentile conspired to leave me strung out and disrobed upon awakening.

My opium habit must cease soon I fear- the only advantage in taking high doses of that most potent of natural narcotics is that I can usually conjure a burning bush in my head in order to shoot the shit with my Maker. Otherwise, I am rubbing oak branches together in hopes of ignition- which on last occasion resulted in the inadvertent burning of a nearby village of Hittites! Vile, evil souls most of them anyway- but among them are a few wenches with pendulous bosoms that I would not have minded slapping playfully but forcefully for a few sheckles. It is just as well however- as the prophet Diddy once postulated: Mo' Bitches = Mo' Problems. Or was that Mo' Money- no matter, as I need neither on a permanent basis. I prefer to spend and walk, and to hit it and to quit it.

Lady Chi, I receive your message well, and rejoice in your good humor- indeed, you are no mere street woman! You possess the teats of only the most fertile of available maids, as well as the sharpest of wits. Blessings of engorged phalli and material excesses be to you, fair woman!

As for my fashion, I cannot deny that I am somewhat of a stalwart when it comes to facial hair- and a series of Ayatollahs have sent messengers inquiring as to the identity of my stylist- which I find somewhat awkward for a plethora of reasons, obvious and not. Nevertheless, the girls with the hair fetish go crazy for it! Woot!!

Brother Foreskin- have you any Heaven Hill Vodka to get this elder scholar's blood thinned and running?
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It's been a mite cranky but nothing like y'all's miseries. (Did you notice that possessive form of y'all?)

All be out for a bit. Y'all be sanitary.

Rumple Foreskin


A bit like a day, week, month??
Algol
Morning boys! I had a good weekend and am feeling fine. How 'bout Chef buys the next round?
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Morning boys! I had a good weekend and am feeling fine. How 'bout Chef buys the next round?


Alright! Thank you Chef, Woodford reserve neat for me Ma'am, Yeah, dirty glass is fine
Algol
Still!!! for awhile.
I humbly present my favorite offering from the loquacious prophet Bob Dylan- a subject matter of which I am acutely aware, as is my body after once being discovered in the company of both men and women in an orgy so depraved as to make Caligula blush with revolting shame!

They stone you just like they said they would!

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Or...




algol this is my favourite Dylan...(lump in throat)....

Okay give us a beer then fellow lushies I'd like it cold straight up with loads of head (licks lips)
Wonder if I'd be stoned if I said that I didn't care for Bob. He voice is irritating to me.
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Wonder if I'd be stoned if I said that I didn't care for Bob. He voice is irritating to me.


I don't like Pink floyyd and I get loads of flack about from my friends... so it's what you like (smiles)
Thanks Lois.

Hey! Rump! Loved your new story. I'd like to meet Melinda some day.
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Wonder if I'd be stoned if I said that I didn't care for Bob. He voice is irritating to me.


You and me both. Personally, I think he has long been over-rated, especially that voice.
I was afraid to say it out loud. He has such a cult following. I keep thinking if it wasn't for his nose, he couldn't sing at all. Nothing to sing though.

Sorry BD lovers. No offense.
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I was afraid to say it out loud. He has such a cult following. I keep thinking if it wasn't for his nose, he couldn't sing at all. Nothing to sing though.

Sorry BD lovers. No offense.


None taken here, I only can take a few of his songs, like george thorogood after a while they sound the same to me.

What I can't understand how anyone could say they didn't like Pink Floyd, Lois did you not inhale

Drinks all around and something with a big or lots of head for Lois... Clean mug Chef?
Algol
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I was afraid to say it out loud. He has such a cult following. I keep thinking if it wasn't for his nose, he couldn't sing at all. Nothing to sing though.

Sorry BD lovers. No offense.


None taken here, I only can take a few of his songs, like george thorogood after a while they sound the same to me.

What I can't understand how anyone could say they didn't like Pink Floyd, Lois did you not inhale

Drinks all around and something with a big or lots of head for Lois... Clean mug Chef?


I inhale plenty fine (slurps beer)
Yeah thanks Al. Give it a swipe with your shirt. I'm getting used to the critters around here.
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Yeah thanks Al. Give it a swipe with your shirt. I'm getting used to the critters around here.


Gee Chef, I use the front part, that's tucked in (well, most of the time)
Algol
Well ,, I finally made it ,, can a fellow get some beer down here please?
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Well ,, I finally made it ,, can a fellow get some beer down here please?


Damn Shameless where you been son? One beer coming up...
Algol
Been getting figures on some jobs ,, and shaking hands with new people ,,, came home just long enough for a restroom break .
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Well ,, I finally made it ,, can a fellow get some beer down here please?


Down here? Down where? Ya been to hell and back today? I'll buy his Al. Sounds like he had a tough day.
Why Thank You ChefK . ,,, I dont know what it is about you Redheads ,, that make you so! wonderful ,, but it sure is a comfort to be in the presence of you .