Well Rump . ,, I cant keep my eyes open much more . ,, I am going to the house . ,, i got an early day tommorrow .
See you later.
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Well Rump . ,, I cant keep my eyes open much more . ,, I am going to the house . ,, i got an early day tommorrow .
See you later.
Guess I'll head for the barn, myslef. After watching that video, I'm bound to have sweet dreams.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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GOOD MORNING!! Oh I'm sorry, am I too loud.... The football video is still playing on the old TV, Rumple is on the pool table mumbling something in his sleep about go'n somewhere I think, "I coming, I'm almost there" I don't know...
I'm sure Shameless is here somewhere...
I'll get Big Bertha cranked up.
I'm sure Shameless is here somewhere...
I'll get Big Bertha cranked up.
Algol
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Black coffee coming up... when do you think you'll hit 2000 posts, today or tomorrow?
Algol
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Good morning boys and girls!
Shameless your post-pace is crazy- did I just make up a word? I thought surely you had found every amateur pic of housewife asses out there already.McU8GUUR2MKibSSl And what you didn't find, Marcosurbina had. Anyways, congrats on your race to 2000 posts.
Rumple, Algol, Chef, Zarathrusta, and all the rest, I hope this day is as good as the last few have been. I am high on life, and sometimes vodka.bLQ2FEfnORaISoez
Too early for that now though- I will have coffee too. I like it the way I like my men- black and strong.YOKdCGF46El6lo4h
cheers baby.
Xuani
Shameless your post-pace is crazy- did I just make up a word? I thought surely you had found every amateur pic of housewife asses out there already.McU8GUUR2MKibSSl And what you didn't find, Marcosurbina had. Anyways, congrats on your race to 2000 posts.
Rumple, Algol, Chef, Zarathrusta, and all the rest, I hope this day is as good as the last few have been. I am high on life, and sometimes vodka.bLQ2FEfnORaISoez
Too early for that now though- I will have coffee too. I like it the way I like my men- black and strong.YOKdCGF46El6lo4h
cheers baby.
Xuani
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Thank You LadyX . ,, I do en joy what I do .
Since I am not the best well spoken , and often very misunderstood person here.
Then the pictures seem to be the best way for me to participate.
In short ,, eyes straight ahead ,, and short yes and no answers.
You left out the big smile shameless, and you promise you would wait on Alan to reach the target. I have my dancing shoes ready and thank you for senting them.
May I show them off? I love them thank you
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Did you really think Shameless could stay off the boards for 2 weeks
I should have tied him up in the doghouse for that time
Quote by savannaPlease Do . !!!Quote by shameless009
Thank You LadyX . ,, I do en joy what I do .
Since I am not the best well spoken , and often very misunderstood person here.
Then the pictures seem to be the best way for me to participate.
In short ,, eyes straight ahead ,, and short yes and no answers.
You left out the big smile shameless, and you promise you would wait on Alan to reach the target. I have my dancing shoes ready and thank you for senting them.
May I show them off? I love them thank you
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Quote by shameless009Quote by savannaPlease Do . !!!Quote by shameless009
Thank You LadyX . ,, I do en joy what I do .
Since I am not the best well spoken , and often very misunderstood person here.
Then the pictures seem to be the best way for me to participate.
In short ,, eyes straight ahead ,, and short yes and no answers.
You left out the big smile shameless, and you promise you would wait on Alan to reach the target. I have my dancing shoes ready and thank you for senting them.
May I show them off? I love them thank you
I will wait on the day then we can dance, Oh we need music anyone going to DJ Scooter I think he said he is very good at handling the music
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by shameless009
Me too Rump . ,, I cant wait til Alan gets back ,, I am near that 2,000 post mark . ,, and he does one good job of blowing my horn.
I don't believe you just said that.
We can see where your mind is Chef....
Algol
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What, I say, what, in the name of Bulwar-Lytton is going on (or off) around here?
A round of drinks on me. My, "Waiting..." story reached double-digit votes today. Not all of mine do. And since whoever (whomever?) it is who seems to care enough to pop a two-vote (w/o comment, natch) on most of my recent enfeebled efforts struck early, the score has crept up from 3.5 to something resembling semi-respectability.
Life is good.
Rumple Foreskin
A round of drinks on me. My, "Waiting..." story reached double-digit votes today. Not all of mine do. And since whoever (whomever?) it is who seems to care enough to pop a two-vote (w/o comment, natch) on most of my recent enfeebled efforts struck early, the score has crept up from 3.5 to something resembling semi-respectability.
Life is good.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Brother Foreskin, good glorious evening to you- and I see you are invoking the name of competitive fiction today. Verily I say, your prowess at wordsmithing indeed, chronic self-deprecation aside, is worthy of such entries from time to time. To the unscrupulous heathens who find it in their cowardly souls to offer heedless low scores to the good Brother I say: Away with you of feeble abilities, scorning those of superior skill!
Now that the blessed blood is boiling, a chalice of malt liquor shall surely quench my fire. And to the rest of you, hanging about in convivial merriment:
What's up, my homies?
ED: Great Satan's Playstation, Shameless! A fine health care professional you have bestowed onto us! Rejoice the T & A you have offered, a great improvement over notable past offerings that this man in search of Truth cannot seem to banish from the depths of his flawed memory! Begone, portly and unclean asses!
Now that the blessed blood is boiling, a chalice of malt liquor shall surely quench my fire. And to the rest of you, hanging about in convivial merriment:
What's up, my homies?
ED: Great Satan's Playstation, Shameless! A fine health care professional you have bestowed onto us! Rejoice the T & A you have offered, a great improvement over notable past offerings that this man in search of Truth cannot seem to banish from the depths of his flawed memory! Begone, portly and unclean asses!
The Right Rev of Lush
Shameless, don't know if that'd help, but I'd be more than willing to give it a try.
Zara, I'm just proud of binng able to arouse any strong emotion. I'd prefer lust, maybe even envy, but contempt and/or loathing will do.
Rumple Foreskin
Zara, I'm just proud of binng able to arouse any strong emotion. I'd prefer lust, maybe even envy, but contempt and/or loathing will do.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Quote by AlgolQuote by chefkathleenQuote by shameless009
Me too Rump . ,, I cant wait til Alan gets back ,, I am near that 2,000 post mark . ,, and he does one good job of blowing my horn.
I don't believe you just said that.
We can see where your mind is Chef....
Can you blame me? Look where I hang out!
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Quote by shameless009
Well ,, Just keep trying ChefK . ,,, I wasnt born this way ,, It took at least ,, well it all started after I quit hating little girls in school.
Shameless, the lustful humanitarian.
Evening, Chef. Need a hit of red wine?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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A most profound query, Shameless. I shall abide awhile in patience to hear the reply.
Meanwhile, you wanna beer, or what?
Rumple Foreskin
Meanwhile, you wanna beer, or what?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by shameless009
Why ,, Thank You Rump .,, Maybe even some billiards too.
Feel free. I believe Rita the Rack Girl is free and awaiting your pleasure. Who knows, maybe she'll agree to stroke around with you.
Just in case you're interested.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Man I sure hope she lets me win again ...Oh ,, we are 4 pages ahead of club Zafia.
Might happen. Rita's a very obliging girl, though a bit lazy. Always laying down on the job.
As for Zafta, it's a comparing apples to oranges deals. Zafta specializes in quality music videos. Around here, we specialized in the military, you know: Private Parts, Major Blather, and General bull Shit.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN