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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Yes ,, The Good Stuff.
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Quote by shameless009
Man I sure hope she lets me win again ...Oh ,, we are 4 pages ahead of club Zafia.

Might happen. Rita's a very obliging girl, though a bit lazy. Always laying down on the job.

As for Zafta, it's a comparing apples to oranges deals. Zafta specializes in quality music videos. Around here, we specialized in the military, you know: Private Parts, Major Blather, and General bull Shit.

Rumple Foreskin



Don't forget about the alcohol... It's all quality stuff around here... well except for the Lonestar
Algol
Poor Lonestrar.



And "poor" just about sums up the situation.

Shameless, if you want a "really" special beer, why not try a bottle of, "Old Stumblebum?" It's got a lot of character and taste, though I'm told both are pretty bad.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well Rump ,, dont be hard on Texas . ,, according to the group Little Texas . They seem to think that (God Blessed Texas.!!) !!!
Rumple, What bourbon do you like drink other than Van Winkle?

Shameless must be getting close to his goal...
Algol
Rumple, What bourbon do you like drink other than Van Winkle?

Shameless must be getting close to his goal...
Algol
Yes . ,, almost time to break out the booze .,, and put it on that Zara fellows tab.
lAin't doube-posts a bitch?

Shameless, the excitement and anticipation mounts.

Here's a pretty good sippin' whiskey.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Thank you for the fine (HOOCH) there Rump.,, I bet it goes down hard.!!
Damn I wish that Zara would answer my question ,, I am really concerned about his source of wisdom .
One of my favorites for sippin'

Algol
Expensive too .,, I would guess.
While stumbling along the great information highway, looking for an appropriate, or inappropriate as the case may be, graphic to celebrate the 2000 post of shameless, I came across this one and thought one of thed female-type RUMPLATOS might want to tuck it away.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Oh Yeah Rumple, Nice!!
Algol
That would make a great desktop background.
Do you fellows think I should wait for alan to get back ??? . ,,, I would hate to hurt his feelings now!!!
Quote by shameless009
Do you fellows think I should wait for alan to get back ??? . ,,, I would hate to hurt his feelings now!!!

Indeed. If you want the URL, let me know. But i just typed in Party Girl and that showed up on the first page.

Three posts to go, shameless.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Quote by shameless009
Do you fellows think I should wait for alan to get back ??? . ,,, I would hate to hurt his feelings now!!!


Yes you should... maybe then you can get some sun
Algol
Shameless, waiting nerly two-weeks is not, I say again, not a viable option, IMHO.

Prosee on, big guy.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Oh, will he push on through?
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well after a rather long and hard thinking spell I decided to GIT_T_DONE>
Rump , is there any of that good hooch left??
Have a shot of Woodford Shameless and congrats
Algol
Why Thank you Algol .,, I had tp stop for a pit stop.
SHAMELESS HAS DONE IT 2000 TIMES! (and counting)

Here's another Party Girl anxious to helpp you celebrate.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Thank You Rump . ,, Got 2 girls now .,,, I might need to share !
Kind of you to offer, old son. But tonight's your night. Take a couple of those tiny "blue bombers" and drive on through.

You da man.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Thank You Rump . ,, For everything.,, You Guys are the best.
Hey, Shameless, before you and your ladies go off for the night., I noticed your title is, "The Old Dong." How many posts does a body need to name themselves, a thousand?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well I am not sure .,, But if you ask Nicola . ,, I bet you could get something.
No big deal. Just curious.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN