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Hey, Shameless, before you and your ladies go off for the night., I noticed your title is, "The Old Dong." How many posts does a body need to name themselves, a thousand?
Rumple Foreskin
(send me a pm!) 
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Well Rump I do believe you can get your name changed now with Blessings.
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here you are Ladies ,, it seems as if Rump is busy in his office ,, and not watching the bar ,,, So.,, I guess I'll be pouring for awhile now.
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Oh. .. Zara. ,, I have been meaning to inquire of thee ,, and Sir I most humbly beseech thee to tell this poor of heart soujourner (who soothsayeth thee) ..???
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Good Morning All,
Rumple and Shameless must be sleeping in this morning after celebrating last night.
Savanna would you like a coffee or just the Bailey's this morning?
Rumple, what would you like your moniker to be?
However, I'm open to suggestions, whether suggestive or not. 
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good-morning Rump How was that sleep in? Coffee coming right up anything extra in there?
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after noon everyone.
-she says as she walks inside the bar kinda shy for she is new here. she walks over the pool table and starts up a game by herself bending over low to shoot. her bunny tail bobbing as she walks, her hips swinging lightly-
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Hello Bunny... What cha drink'n?
Wow, You sure know how to hold a stick.
It's been a slow day here Rumplations... I think Rumple must be sleeping in his office...
Quote by GuestYes . ,, I thought I had something to worry about . ,, Thank You Old and Wise Shamen . ,, I am comforted to have this revelation ,, that I have been doing everything in my soujourning in a manner that is pleasing to life ,, and mother earth.Quote by shameless009
Oh. .. Zara. ,, I have been meaning to inquire of thee ,, and Sir I most humbly beseech thee to tell this poor of heart soujourner (who soothsayeth thee) ..???
Lo! The poor sojourner has inquired that most fundamental and time-immortal question- what is Truth? Whefore art doth thy wisdom originate, you ask? A wiser man than I might live 600 years and have nary a resolution to this most pressing quandary, here I am , a humble prophet and scholar, older still, yet I sense the desperation in thy quivering tone: a weathered soul yearning for Truth and Light, a weary traveler waiting for that most glorious of peaceful destinations- or perhaps just another drunk like me, waiting for his next drink and the next piece of hot ass to walk by. Oh how Brother Zarathustra loves that hot ass.
In these most troubling and confusing of times, Brother Shameless, devoid of clear wisdom and simple rights and wrongs, one must seek solace in the little moments, for therein lies your wisdom.
Precious moments such as the first drag off of the day's joint, or a splif should the Brother's sheckles fall short of a full dime bag. Moments such as the harlot from two streets over agreeing to perform bareback coitus after weeks of cajoling. Moments like realizing that that four score new anal vids have just been added to your favorite free porn site, a bountiful find indeed, for repeated late night tugging on thy blessed phallus!
For unless one can rejoice in the little triumphs, mundane as they may be- especially if the Brother's ED problem arises in bed with a local street woman, as I experienced in Nazarene last eve- then one has no hope of reaching that most heavenly of places- true enlightenment!
Rejoice in the worldly endeavors- for this is truly our Maker's world, and take pleasure in shouting his name when the fruits of thy sexual labors come rushing forth!
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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Not yet . ,, Does she have a sister ??. And a cold BudIce would would go down quickly .
