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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Thanks Rumple glad the doors are back open!

Cheers Everyone!
Algol
Well Rev Rump .,, Say several hail marys .,, and have several beers ,, and you will be just fine.!!
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Well good to see you Loislane ,, did you have a Ruff Day ?? .,,, Oh. I have very cold beer tonight .,, are you in ??


yes please (grins) cold beer...hot men....a bit of queen makes me happy
Here you go Lady. ,, from me to you.
Evening, Shameless. With the joint padlocked, I was on the point breaking down and getting in a little honest writing. That was a close one.

(swills down another beer) I needed that.

Lois, it was less saying "Hail Mary's" than, "Oh, hell, Nicola's gonna kill me."

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Looks like I may have been writing porn way to long. On the first pass, I wrrote, "Nicola's gonna kiss me." Well, a fella can dream, can't he?)
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well it is behind us now ,, but I was a bit unhappy most all day. ,, I expect that when Alan returns , he be full of it ,, I sure hope he doesnt need to take those sabatacals very often.
Yep, this joint's just not the dame w/o him hanging around befouling the atmosphere. Of course, bar tabs keep getting bigger and bigger. Nice to know that in this ever-chaning world, some things are constant.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I imagine he will tell many tales of daring,, and not quite accomplished conquests.
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I imagine he will tell many tales of daring,, and not quite accomplished conquests.

Sounds a bit like his career playing the horses.

I've added a tag to our RUMPLATIONS sign: Home of the Lush "IM" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent.

Check it out and let me know what you think. Also, if any other "in" word that describes our customers come to mind, such as "incorrigible" pass it along.

(opens a new Bud Ice for Shameless)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Thank You Rev .,, I will get a look at it shortly.
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Wouldn't want to make a guy go back a page.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I already did .,, And I like what I see.
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I already did .,, And I like what I see.


Don't kid me, you're just ogling, Astrid, our LLOWBB girl.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I might have been . ,, just a little.??
Just a little? Astrid must be losing her charms. (takes a peek) Nope, maybe you need new specs.

By the way, that was a mean, cruel and vicious thing you did to this card-carrying dirty old man over on the Word Assoc thread, leaving "cherry" there just waiting to ensnare me.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well Rev .,, when you get back there . ,, I hope faded is a clue to an old Bob Wills song.
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Well Rev .,, when you get back there . ,, I hope faded is a clue to an old Bob Wills song.

That'll be interesting. Didn't have any specific song(s) in mind. They just sounded a bit like C&W titles or lyrics.

Do you get the feeling we're playing alone and everyone else is hiding? My "friends" count says there are six of those poor pitiful souls lurking somewhere. but the posts log on my profile looks like the guest book at your last family reunion.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well you got it.
Yep. Even I catch on, sometimes.

Now my friends online number is down to three, including thee. So the lack of any activity other than us makes a bit more sense.

Speaking of friends, how do you handle that? I'm a bit picky and tend to skip brand-new members, especially those with skimpy bios and no submissions. Should I be more inclusive?

Rumple Foreskin

eta: It's funny. I don't care for Texas swing but whenever I listen to BW, I start to smile.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Yes .,, I feel like we are the only ones.,, They dont have the talent we have .,, must be something in thewater..
I put them on my list,, if I feel a little easy about them . ,, but if I dont see any action out of them soon .,,, then they get deleted.
Don't know about the water--its is, after all, a bit rust-colored and smells like rotten eggs. IMHO, it's the beer and associates.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Probably the best answer.
Oh, I've got a lot of answers. Sometimes they even match the questions.

Shameless, I hate to break up the party, but my butt is getting tired. Hope to see you in a "serious server error" free morning.

If you don't mind, turn out the lava lamp when you leave.


Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Word on the street is this place is nothing but trouble and trouble makers. Sounds like the kind a place a guy can make his 400th post in peace.

I hear the women around her like to party, well that is what the poster outside said.


Welcome Kyle .,, You have definately came to the right place.,, If you will hang and rattle a bit ,, I will see if the Rev. Rump has time to do one more Baptizing before he retires for the night.
I don't know about Baptizing after seeing what you did to this guy.


Good night folks .,, I am turning out the lava lamp .
Servies .,, and all bar room activities will resume in the morning . ,, when the Rev. Rump gets here. Goodnight .,, and If you cant drive then .,, Walk.