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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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I like your new moniker Rumple... It fits you nicely.

Another for BudIce Shameless and I'll a Sam Adams and one for yourself Rev... Cheers Boys
Algol
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(reaches for the somewhat dusty bottle of the good stuff)

Welcome to RUMPLATIONS, Bunny. Always good to see new faces, and other body parts, here in this scene of old world culture and charm. Here you go.



Notice the cherry? They're very rare around here.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Wonder who will be the first to notice, and give a shit enough to mention my new rank/name? Don't say a word about it Bunny. It'll be our little secret for the time being, okay?


thank You very much.
-ties the cherry into a knot-
hows everyone?
Bunny I used to be real good at tying cherry stems in knots...

Rev. Rumple...
Algol
my tounge is long and is good at other things..-wink-
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Evening, Ms Bunny.

Don't know if you've been introduced to Algol and Shameless, either properly or otherwise. They might be up to stroking a round or two with you over on the pool table.

Al, your Sam Adams is on the house. It's your prize for being the first to notice the new name.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Evening, Ms Bunny.

Don't know if you've been introduced to Algol and Shameless, either properly or otherwise. They might be up to stroking a round or two with you over on the pool table.

Al, your Sam Adams is on the house. It's your prize for being the first to notice the new name.

Rumple Foreskin

no i ahven't and i'm sry how much for the wonderful screwdriver?

and would anyone like a round of pool?
-wiggles her bunny tail-
Damn Rev . Rump . ,, I didnt know they made my beer in a light version. ,, and I am proud you got your name updated. ,, and as far as getting the first choice in the new gals .,, I end up sucking hind tit . ,, So.,, I like to start lower my expectations right from the start ,, that way I dont feel So! bad when I dont score big.
No charge for the screwdriver, or for this double. (slides over fresh drink) I'll just put it on Alan's tab. He'll thank me when he gets back from his, uh, sabbatical.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: You came in a close second, Shameless.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
thank You!!!
-sips on the screwdriver
Thanks for the beer... ah.. what are we to call you Rev, Rev. Rumple?
Algol
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Thanks for the beer... ah.. what are we to call you Rev, Rev. Rumple?

In all semi-seriousness, that's one of the reasons I hesitated to use that as my rank/name. To be honest, I don't really care. However, now that the deed is done, I'd say use one or the other. using both is fine by me, but IMHO would be a pain.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well Rev. Rump ,, looks like we are having a slow night ,, might get to turn the lights out early and save on the electric bill this month.Then put the savings toward the overdue payment on the 2nd new pool table.
This has been a slow week. Don't know if it's just that time of year or my suave personality and charm.

Think I'll turn in myself and get back to my Discworld book.



The lava lamp is now off:


Rumple Foreskin ;rr:
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Morning Lushers and Lushettes. Coffee's on.

I've put a slug or two in the jukebox and punched in a little morning music..










Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Morning Rev. Rump, Coffee black... It's going to be a gorgeous day here I'm going to hit the links a little bit later .
Algol
Good morning Algol and Rev. Rump . ,, It looks like a good day in Mo.
Looks like the rain is goimg to work with me.
Oh.,, Coffee black.
hello everyone.
-she says as she walks in and sits down-
it's been a hard day
Yea, I'm in!!! I really been a beer Rev... it's been a long day I've been knock in the door since this morning... who needs a beer?

Algol
Is there a chance a fellow could get a beer in this joint??
One BudIce on the way...
Algol
Thank You Algol .,, 5:00 oclock couldnt get here fast enough today. ,, Is Rev. Rump hiding from the churchlady.???
I think so... I haven't see the Rev all day but most of my day was on the golf course...
Algol
Well how did you do??
I had a blast thanks, beer and left handed smokes LIFE is good!!!
Algol
Hey!! ,, has anyone seen that mystic felloew Zara . ,, or did we run him off with all the redneck ways around here??
Hell the doors been locked... I think I saw Alan on the boards somewhere
Algol
(Stumbles in and grabs a beer and puts some money in the juke box)

whoop whoop a bit of queen

who wants a drink my sweethearts??

Greetings to Al, Lois, and to any brave soul how manage to slip in earlier.

It's tough being locked out of your own joint.. What makes it worse is it probably being my fault. Early this AM I set up a "good morning" post with three music videos. While tinkering with it, a "serious server error" message popped up. I'm not sure just exactly what I did wrong, but I've already promised to write "I antin't never gonna do that again," a whole bunch of times.

Drinks on the house.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well good to see you Loislane ,, did you have a Ruff Day ?? .,,, Oh. I have very cold beer tonight .,, are you in ??
(head bangs while not spilling her pint)